What does a pornographer look like? - GoFuckYourself.com

shack · 09-21-2006, 09:20 AM

A friend of mine is having a themed party on the weekend where everyone must dress up as someone or something beginning with the letter ?P?

I don?t particularly get into the whole ?lets dress up and get drunk? thing, I?m generally only interested in the getting drunk part. However if I don?t make some sort of an effort I know he?s not going to be happy.

Anyway, I thought since it?s a ?P? party I would go as a pornographer!

Which leads me to my question: what does one look like?

My current props are a Pussy Apartment.com T-shirt and a Sony Video Camera. What else do I need? a dirty mustache maybe?

Trixxxia · 09-21-2006, 09:24 AM

A french beret would add to the 'director' idea.
You can also insert a soft dildo in the pants to show your boner and 'reinforce' the 'dirty pornographer' ideas ;)

Kidding but if it's all your friends then it's in good fun. Just don't do it if the bible thumpers are coming!!

Aquarius · 09-21-2006, 09:26 AM

Dress like a pimp instead.

Dagwolf · 09-21-2006, 09:31 AM

Go as a pussy.

shack · 09-21-2006, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

A french beret would add to the 'director' idea.
You can also insert a soft dildo in the pants to show your boner and 'reinforce' the 'dirty pornographer' ideas ;)

Kidding but if it's all your friends then it's in good fun. Just don't do it if the bible thumpers are coming!!

A Beret and a dirty moe would go down a treat! I'm in Australia, right wing christains don't leave their homes after dark

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Originally Posted by Aquarius

Dress like a pimp instead.

yeah, thats been done pretty hard though and requires more effort

dissipate · 09-21-2006, 09:33 AM

Dragar · 09-21-2006, 09:34 AM

a hairy bald fat guy who sits in front of his computer in dirty underwear
scratching his nuts

viki · 09-21-2006, 09:35 AM

Make sure your fingers smell like pussy

shack · 09-21-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Go as a pussy.

HAH! Though, I'll probably get dicked all night

eurorevenue · 09-21-2006, 09:36 AM

it doesn't matter what you look like as long as you walk in with two hot babes on a leach

shack · 09-21-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

I could whack some viagra in my top pocket and go as heff

mergrogh · 09-21-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragar

a hairy bald fat guy who sits in front of his computer in dirty underwear
scratching his nuts

I feel like being observed

*scratch*

squishypimp · 09-21-2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

the legend

gooddomains · 09-21-2006, 10:27 AM

you need some pussy

rodney25 · 09-21-2006, 05:37 PM

You must have at least 40 inch waistline..

GrouchyAdmin · 09-21-2006, 05:47 PM

czarina · 09-21-2006, 06:01 PM

Just dont go as a pimple
yuck

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 09-21-2006, 06:03 PM

Wear a pink hat

Choppa · 09-21-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

Wear a pink hat

all good pornographers drive datos

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 09-21-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Choppa

all good pornographers drive datos

fallenmuffin · 09-21-2006, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by toonpornblog

That pic never gets old lol

reynold · 09-21-2006, 09:40 PM

Just don't forget to shake hands with all the people you meet there..

shekinah · 09-21-2006, 10:06 PM

It's hard to distinguish which is one or not ...But sometimes I do believe those people with horny features on their faces..well not all.

PhotoGreggXXX · 09-22-2006, 05:41 AM

This one is into feet

martinsc · 09-22-2006, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by PhotoGreggXXX

This one is into feet

hehehe
great toon

SomeCreep · 09-22-2006, 06:10 AM

E$_manager · 09-22-2006, 07:12 AM

This is very difficult. May be he should be at first.

Klen · 09-22-2006, 07:19 AM

Perhaps you could come as pimp

E$_manager · 09-22-2006, 07:40 AM

pimp is easier to imitate than pornographer.

riddler · 09-22-2006, 08:12 AM

curly hair, nasty mustache, janitor keys and some old jeans and ratty tshirt.

Evil Chris · 09-22-2006, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

the 53 billion dollar man

sumphatpimp · 09-22-2006, 10:01 AM

you go as this guy, Al Goldstein.

he ran Screw Magazine till it went under. just wasn't smart enough to have an internet presence.
you drive this

Boobs · 09-22-2006, 10:25 AM

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bdld · 09-22-2006, 11:44 AM

be unclean, overweight, and with lots of hair on your back

travs · 09-23-2006, 10:20 PM

this is Sleazy Eddie of www.sleazyeddie.com

Lykos · 09-23-2006, 11:13 PM

Well it preety much depends did photographer entered this bizz couse of free pussy or couse of money... i never considered me photographer altough i shot couse i enter this bizz couse of money and had to learn to shot

UniversalPass Pete · 09-23-2006, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Boobs

OMG! Gotta get me one of these!

Dagwolf · 09-23-2006, 11:18 PM

Well, how did it go?

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shack Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Oz Posts: 539	What does a pornographer look like? A friend of mine is having a themed party on the weekend where everyone must dress up as someone or something beginning with the letter ?P? I don?t particularly get into the whole ?lets dress up and get drunk? thing, I?m generally only interested in the getting drunk part. However if I don?t make some sort of an effort I know he?s not going to be happy. Anyway, I thought since it?s a ?P? party I would go as a pornographer! Which leads me to my question: what does one look like? My current props are a Pussy Apartment.com T-shirt and a Sony Video Camera. What else do I need? a dirty mustache maybe? Last edited by shack; 09-21-2006 at 09:21 AM..

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