What does a pornographer look like?
 

A friend of mine is having a themed party on the weekend where everyone must dress up as someone or something beginning with the letter ?P?

I don?t particularly get into the whole ?lets dress up and get drunk? thing, I?m generally only interested in the getting drunk part. However if I don?t make some sort of an effort I know he?s not going to be happy.

Anyway, I thought since it?s a ?P? party I would go as a pornographer!

Which leads me to my question: what does one look like?

My current props are a Pussy Apartment.com T-shirt and a Sony Video Camera. What else do I need? a dirty mustache maybe?

A french beret would add to the 'director' idea.
You can also insert a soft dildo in the pants to show your boner and 'reinforce' the 'dirty pornographer' ideas ;)

Kidding but if it's all your friends then it's in good fun. Just don't do it if the bible thumpers are coming!!

Dress like a pimp instead.

Go as a pussy. :thumbsup

A Beret and a dirty moe would go down a treat! I'm in Australia, right wing christains don't leave their homes after dark :)


yeah, thats been done pretty hard though and requires more effort

http://www.nndb.com/people/413/00002...fner_150d1.jpg
http://www.pr.com/upload/article_image_1144613967.jpg

a hairy bald fat guy who sits in front of his computer in dirty underwear
scratching his nuts

Make sure your fingers smell like pussy :)

HAH! Though, I'll probably get dicked all night

it doesn't matter what you look like as long as you walk in with two hot babes on a leach :pimp

I could whack some viagra in my top pocket and go as heff

I feel like being observed :Oh crap *scratch*

the legend :)

you need some pussy

You must have at least 40 inch waistline.. :pimp

Just dont go as a pimple
yuck

Wear a pink hat

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all good pornographers drive datos

http://users.utu.fi/vivelu/kuvat/datsun.jpg

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That pic never gets old lol :1orglaugh

Just don't forget to shake hands with all the people you meet there.. :pimp

It's hard to distinguish which is one or not ...But sometimes I do believe those people with horny features on their faces..well not all.

This one is into feet
http://videogregg.com/gregg1.jpg

hehehe
great toon

This is very difficult. May be he should be at first.

Perhaps you could come as pimp

pimp is easier to imitate than pornographer.

curly hair, nasty mustache, janitor keys and some old jeans and ratty tshirt.

the 53 billion dollar man

you go as this guy, Al Goldstein.
http://www.jaredpaulstern.com/newsroom/goldstein.jpg
he ran Screw Magazine till it went under. just wasn't smart enough to have an internet presence.
you drive this
http://blog.booble.com/images/pussymobile.jpg

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be unclean, overweight, and with lots of hair on your back

this is Sleazy Eddie of www.sleazyeddie.com
http://www.sleazyeddie.com/images/sleazytoon.gif

Well it preety much depends did photographer entered this bizz couse of free pussy or couse of money... i never considered me photographer altough i shot couse i enter this bizz couse of money and had to learn to shot:)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh OMG! Gotta get me one of these!

Well, how did it go?