Anyone ever had a Tapeworm? - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoplifter · 06-26-2002, 01:28 PM

And I am not talking about the sort that affects computers.

One of my GF's from an exotic land said she went to the hospital last night after expelling a tapeworm 5 inches long. Needless to say I am furious I may have this. Stay away from non-pastuerized women.

Squishy · 06-26-2002, 01:29 PM

That's just unbelieveably nasty.

Babaganoosh · 06-26-2002, 01:30 PM

They aren't a big deal. A couple of pills and you'll shit them out. Alternately, you can let them live in your intestines for a while for some dramatic weight loss.

srikanth79 · 06-26-2002, 01:34 PM

whats that?

mastamindz · 06-26-2002, 01:34 PM

<--- tapworm expelling from smilie

Exxxotica · 06-26-2002, 01:35 PM

I have some ringworm

Shoplifter · 06-26-2002, 01:37 PM

This is not funny guys!

But it was more like this I hear:

foe · 06-26-2002, 01:37 PM

I heard somewhere some woman use them for weight loss.

Brown Bear · 06-26-2002, 01:37 PM

This is what they look like up close

Brown Bear · 06-26-2002, 01:39 PM

kmanrox · 06-26-2002, 01:39 PM

tapeworms are great to help her keep her figure ;-)

clickpimp · 06-26-2002, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe
I heard somewhere some woman use them for weight loss.

true, they are - or at least were - sold as a weight loss device everywhere, not just in 'exotic' lands either.

foe · 06-26-2002, 01:46 PM

brown bear nice post

Brown Bear · 06-26-2002, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe
brown bear nice post

Thanks, I try.

Fletch XXX · 06-26-2002, 01:52 PM

Paul Markham · 06-26-2002, 02:08 PM

Once shot a girl with a ringworm around her belly button. I swear I could not see it on the shoot, got the chromes back and there it was clear as daylight, it was just a lighter shade ring/circle arounf her navel.

Cost me $800, for trash can shots

PaulSweet · 06-26-2002, 02:10 PM

Marcus · 06-26-2002, 02:14 PM

I heard something that to get rid of tape worms you lay on a table with your ass spread open and the doctor holds garlic a few inches from your ass and the tapeworm is supposed to crawl out of your ass towards the garlic.

Gemini · 06-26-2002, 03:51 PM

Right Marcus!

And garlic necklaces keeps vampires away too!!

kmanrox · 06-26-2002, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
I heard something that to get rid of tape worms you lay on a table with your ass spread open and the doctor holds garlic a few inches from your ass and the tapeworm is supposed to crawl out of your ass towards the garlic.

needless to say i wont be mincing any gahhh-lic with my spaghetti and marinara tonight now

grrrrrr

Cogitator · 06-26-2002, 09:31 PM

Get it out of me! Aaaaauughhh....!

NoCarrier · 06-26-2002, 09:54 PM

Maybe you are next.

Just eat raw meat once in a while and you will have new friends when you wake up.

FierceHost · 06-26-2002, 10:44 PM

holly fuck

Kimmykim · 06-26-2002, 11:21 PM

Somebody put raw meat on their foot and that's what happened?

sternyduke · 06-27-2002, 07:54 AM

that is fucking distgusting

zip · 06-27-2002, 09:12 AM

Use norton or mcaffee to stay save

RW316 · 06-27-2002, 09:14 AM

dogs can die from this but humans cannt//

humans just shit it out

fuel123 · 06-27-2002, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Once shot a girl with a ringworm around her belly button. I swear I could not see it on the shoot, got the chromes back and there it was clear as daylight, it was just a lighter shade ring/circle arounf her navel.

Cost me $800, for trash can shots

DO you still have them? I have a new niche market I persuing - Girls with worms - I will need ringworm shots as well as tape worms and heart worms, thinking about doing earthworms as well but that might be on a different site.

fuel

zip · 06-27-2002, 09:18 AM

HAHAHA

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