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Shoplifter 06-26-2002 01:28 PM

Anyone ever had a Tapeworm?
 
And I am not talking about the sort that affects computers.

One of my GF's from an exotic land said she went to the hospital last night after expelling a tapeworm 5 inches long. Needless to say I am furious I may have this. Stay away from non-pastuerized women.

Squishy 06-26-2002 01:29 PM

That's just unbelieveably nasty.

Babaganoosh 06-26-2002 01:30 PM

They aren't a big deal. A couple of pills and you'll shit them out. Alternately, you can let them live in your intestines for a while for some dramatic weight loss.

srikanth79 06-26-2002 01:34 PM

whats that?

mastamindz 06-26-2002 01:34 PM

:zzwhip <--- tapworm expelling from smilie

Exxxotica 06-26-2002 01:35 PM

I have some ringworm

Shoplifter 06-26-2002 01:37 PM

This is not funny guys!

But it was more like this I hear: :spawn

foe 06-26-2002 01:37 PM

I heard somewhere some woman use them for weight loss.

Brown Bear 06-26-2002 01:37 PM

This is what they look like up close

http://home.earthlink.net/~xylaria/em/tapeworm.jpg

Brown Bear 06-26-2002 01:39 PM

http://www.doubledarepress.com/2002/...tapeworm-1.jpg

kmanrox 06-26-2002 01:39 PM

tapeworms are great to help her keep her figure ;-)

clickpimp 06-26-2002 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe
I heard somewhere some woman use them for weight loss.
true, they are - or at least were - sold as a weight loss device everywhere, not just in 'exotic' lands either. :Graucho

foe 06-26-2002 01:46 PM

brown bear nice post

Brown Bear 06-26-2002 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe
brown bear nice post
Thanks, I try.

Fletch XXX 06-26-2002 01:52 PM

<img src=http://www.microbe.org/art/tapeworm.jpg>

<img src=http://home.earthlink.net/~xylaria/em/tapeworm.jpg>

Paul Markham 06-26-2002 02:08 PM

Once shot a girl with a ringworm around her belly button. I swear I could not see it on the shoot, got the chromes back and there it was clear as daylight, it was just a lighter shade ring/circle arounf her navel.

Cost me $800, for trash can shots :mad: :BangBang:

PaulSweet 06-26-2002 02:10 PM

:throwup

Marcus 06-26-2002 02:14 PM

I heard something that to get rid of tape worms you lay on a table with your ass spread open and the doctor holds garlic a few inches from your ass and the tapeworm is supposed to crawl out of your ass towards the garlic.

Gemini 06-26-2002 03:51 PM

Right Marcus! :winkwink: And garlic necklaces keeps vampires away too!! :Graucho

kmanrox 06-26-2002 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
I heard something that to get rid of tape worms you lay on a table with your ass spread open and the doctor holds garlic a few inches from your ass and the tapeworm is supposed to crawl out of your ass towards the garlic.
needless to say i wont be mincing any gahhh-lic with my spaghetti and marinara tonight now


grrrrrr

Cogitator 06-26-2002 09:31 PM

Get it out of me! Aaaaauughhh....!

NoCarrier 06-26-2002 09:54 PM

Maybe you are next.

Just eat raw meat once in a while and you will have new friends when you wake up.

http://www.afraidtoask.com/images/wormpassage.gif

http://www.abhp.com/images/cutaneous%20larva%202.gif

FierceHost 06-26-2002 10:44 PM

holly fuck

Kimmykim 06-26-2002 11:21 PM

Somebody put raw meat on their foot and that's what happened?

sternyduke 06-27-2002 07:54 AM

that is fucking distgusting:repuke

zip 06-27-2002 09:12 AM

Use norton or mcaffee to stay save

RW316 06-27-2002 09:14 AM

dogs can die from this but humans cannt//

humans just shit it out

fuel123 06-27-2002 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Once shot a girl with a ringworm around her belly button. I swear I could not see it on the shoot, got the chromes back and there it was clear as daylight, it was just a lighter shade ring/circle arounf her navel.

Cost me $800, for trash can shots :mad: :BangBang:

DO you still have them? I have a new niche market I persuing - Girls with worms - I will need ringworm shots as well as tape worms and heart worms, thinking about doing earthworms as well but that might be on a different site.

fuel

zip 06-27-2002 09:18 AM

HAHAHA


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