Is Oprah the Anti-Christ? - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 04:12 PM

she scares me....

that fluffy gooey crap she's always droning on about... we need more Jerry Springers in this world.

Jamie · 06-11-2002, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

we need more Jerry Springers in this world.

Maybe thats your calling?

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Jamie

Maybe thats your calling?

I bet workin' on the set of Springers show is a freakin' blast!

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 04:14 PM

Amp watches Oprah, nah nah na naaaaah nah!

*dances around like a fucking fairy chanting*

But to answer your question, no she is not.

Stephen King is.

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 04:15 PM

that Oprah sketch they did on the ManShow was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.... hehehe... freakin' genius.

vegasdude · 06-11-2002, 04:16 PM

yes she (not a she not a he.... evil) is

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
that Oprah sketch they did on the ManShow was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.... hehehe... freakin' genius.

Oh sure play it off now huh... you admit to watching Oprah, now you change it to "The Man's Show" yeah okay....

LOL - ya know im fucking witcha bro.

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 04:18 PM

nah Fletch, I'm not watching, but my imaginary girlfriend is watching Oprah and I'm being subjected to it's evil....

vegasdude · 06-11-2002, 04:19 PM

hehe is the fake mrs. AMP that used real doll i sent ya bro?

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by vegasdude
hehe is the fake mrs. AMP that used real doll i sent ya bro?

Ewww I just got the worst vision of a creamy caked orifice real doll twat.... yuck!

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 04:21 PM

Maury Povich is pretty whack too.... his damn dna test shows are just about all he does anymore.

vegasdude · 06-11-2002, 04:22 PM

nice to be able to help ya fletch bro!

now what will you do to turn the favour.... load a bowl and share it......... or what?

TopCashQ · 06-11-2002, 04:22 PM

According to <a href="http://www.chick.com/information/religions/catholicism/">Chick Publications</a>, the Pope is the Anti-Christ.

Hmmm... the Pope, Oprah... <b>POPRAH?</b>

Think about it - you never see them in the same place at the same time...

vegasdude · 06-11-2002, 04:23 PM

when we talk about evil tv shows NEVER forget Jerry "The Fight N' Tranny Show" Springer

Fletch XXX · 06-11-2002, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by vegasdude
nice to be able to help ya fletch bro!

now what will you do to turn the favour.... load a bowl and share it......... or what?

You call that help? Yuck....

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 04:25 PM

hehehe.... "Poprah"....

TopCashQ · 06-11-2002, 04:26 PM

Now that I think about it, "Poprah" sounds like something Godzilla would fight...

jimmyf · 06-11-2002, 04:27 PM

I hear John Valby is going to replace

Rosie...
Can't wait..

vegasdude · 06-11-2002, 04:27 PM

fletch I did ya favour... we all now with vision like that your next design will be something bad azz

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
I hear John Valby is going to replace Rosie...
Can't wait..

oh god... Rosie was the worst... I wanted to hurl everytime I heard that voice....

vegasdude · 06-11-2002, 04:29 PM

ya rosie was bad...... !!!

Scootermuze · 06-11-2002, 04:55 PM

Well.. when Oprah said she wasn't gonna eat beef anymore, then beef sales dropped considerably... I would say she has a bit of influence over the American folk...
But I only watch her on Tuesdays anymore.. gotta see ol' Doc Phil do his thing..

zubr · 06-11-2002, 05:00 PM

dammit, you find time to watch those shows? you must be real bored

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 05:00 PM

true scoot... but didn't the beef industry end up suing her for that or something? (I don't remember, but I thought I heard something about that)

Sly_RJ · 06-11-2002, 05:07 PM

Poprah sounds like something you cook with.

jimmyf · 06-11-2002, 05:10 PM

Hey if you want to hear some very funny shit go do a search with one of those free music things...like Limewire or what ever
search for John Valby...this guy is sooooooo funny..

zubr · 06-11-2002, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
Hey if you want to hear some very funny shit go do a search with one of those free music things...like Limewire or what ever
search for John Valby...this guy is sooooooo funny..

Whats that got to do with Oprah?

grumpy · 06-11-2002, 05:36 PM

Hi amp... whats your email adress or icq nr. Want to contact you.

Scootermuze · 06-11-2002, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
true scoot... but didn't the beef industry end up suing her for that or something? (I don't remember, but I thought I heard something about that)

Yep.. they sued, so she moved her whole show to Amarillo TX while she was going through that... They loved her..
Anyway.. she won.. I never heard what the judge's opinion was or why the jury ruled in her favor.. unless of course.. she's the antichrist..

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 05:53 PM

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Hi amp... whats your email adress or icq nr. Want to contact you.

officialinitialcontactaddy at opticalamplitude.com

SykkBoy · 06-11-2002, 07:55 PM

wait til I get my own talk show...it'll make Jerry Springer say "tone it the fuck down you hippy prick!"

can you say devil worshipping amputee mdigets? ;)

and I'd also hire Satan's Cheerleaders to dance around every show (fuck the juggies) and my houseband would be Slayer.........

EDIT - Oprah's not the anti-christ...I fucking am

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 07:55 PM

Brian911 · 06-11-2002, 08:48 PM

the topic made me laugh amp, good to see youre still here after 10,000..
didnt read the text, but the topic

Amputate Your Head · 06-11-2002, 08:52 PM

thanks Brian....

GFY is where it's at..... I'll be here till they make me go.

Deb · 06-11-2002, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
I hear John Valby is going to replace Rosie...
Can't wait..

Nah, it's official that her replacement is Comedian Caroline Rhea who plays one of the aunts on the sitcom "Sabrina The Teenage Witch".

However, in alot of markets, the Wayne Brady show will be in Rosie's old time slot (10am EST).

cherrylula · 06-11-2002, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
wait til I get my own talk show...it'll make Jerry Springer say "tone it the fuck down you hippy prick!"

can you say devil worshipping amputee mdigets? ;)

and I'd also hire Satan's Cheerleaders to dance around every show (fuck the juggies) and my houseband would be Slayer.........

EDIT - Oprah's not the anti-christ...I fucking am

Dude, if you were truly evil, you wouldn't need to make a post like this.

drumsicle · 06-12-2002, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by cherrylula

Dude, if you were truly evil, you wouldn't need to make a post like this.

You sure busted him.

akississweet · 06-26-2002, 12:29 PM

oprah sucks, shes such a whale

SykkBoy · 06-26-2002, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula

Dude, if you were truly evil, you wouldn't need to make a post like this.

ok, you got me....I'm a closet christian....

there I came clean, now you need to come clean about really having a penis.......

kmanrox · 06-26-2002, 12:58 PM

id fist her

jreaka · 06-26-2002, 01:26 PM

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id fist her

I heard she is into that! Shaq said she fist him and Kobe all the time!

06-11-2002, 04:12 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Is Oprah the Anti-Christ? she scares me.... that fluffy gooey crap she's always droning on about... we need more Jerry Springers in this world.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Amp watches Oprah, nah nah na naaaaah nah! dances around like a fucking fairy chanting But to answer your question, no she is not. Stephen King is. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	that Oprah sketch they did on the ManShow was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.... hehehe... freakin' genius. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	nah Fletch, I'm not watching, but my imaginary girlfriend is watching Oprah and I'm being subjected to it's evil.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Maury Povich is pretty whack too.... his damn dna test shows are just about all he does anymore. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	yes she (not a she not a he.... evil) is

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vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	hehe is the fake mrs. AMP that used real doll i sent ya bro?

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vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	nice to be able to help ya fletch bro! now what will you do to turn the favour.... load a bowl and share it......... or what?

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vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	when we talk about evil tv shows NEVER forget Jerry "The Fight N' Tranny Show" Springer __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	hehehe.... "Poprah"....

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Well.. when Oprah said she wasn't gonna eat beef anymore, then beef sales dropped considerably... I would say she has a bit of influence over the American folk... But I only watch her on Tuesdays anymore.. gotta see ol' Doc Phil do his thing..

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	wait til I get my own talk show...it'll make Jerry Springer say "tone it the fuck down you hippy prick!" can you say devil worshipping amputee mdigets? ;) and I'd also hire Satan's Cheerleaders to dance around every show (fuck the juggies) and my houseband would be Slayer......... EDIT - Oprah's not the anti-christ...I fucking am __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming” Last edited by SykkBoy2; 06-11-2002 at 07:57 PM..

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	thanks Brian.... GFY is where it's at..... I'll be here till they make me go.

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