Is Oprah the Anti-Christ?
 

she scares me....

that fluffy gooey crap she's always droning on about... we need more Jerry Springers in this world.

Maybe thats your calling?

I bet workin' on the set of Springers show is a freakin' blast! :thumbsup

Amp watches Oprah, nah nah na naaaaah nah!

*dances around like a fucking fairy chanting*

But to answer your question, no she is not.

Stephen King is.

that Oprah sketch they did on the ManShow was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.... hehehe... freakin' genius. :winkwink:

yes she (not a she not a he.... evil) is :1orglaugh

Oh sure play it off now huh... you admit to watching Oprah, now you change it to "The Man's Show" yeah okay....

LOL - ya know im fucking witcha bro. :winkwink:

nah Fletch, I'm not watching, but my imaginary girlfriend is watching Oprah and I'm being subjected to it's evil.... :helpme

hehe is the fake mrs. AMP that used real doll i sent ya bro?

Ewww I just got the worst vision of a creamy caked orifice real doll twat.... yuck!

Maury Povich is pretty whack too.... his damn dna test shows are just about all he does anymore.

nice to be able to help ya fletch bro!

now what will you do to turn the favour.... load a bowl and share it......... or what?

According to <a href="http://www.chick.com/information/religions/catholicism/">Chick Publications</a>, the Pope is the Anti-Christ.

Hmmm... the Pope, Oprah... <b>POPRAH?</b>

Think about it - you never see them in the same place at the same time...

when we talk about evil tv shows NEVER forget Jerry "The Fight N' Tranny Show" Springer :1orglaugh

You call that help? Yuck....

:winkwink:

hehehe.... "Poprah".... :1orglaugh

Now that I think about it, "Poprah" sounds like something Godzilla would fight...

I hear John Valby is going to replace :ak47:Rosie...
Can't wait..:thumbsup

fletch I did ya favour... we all now with vision like that your next design will be something bad azz :thumbsup

oh god... Rosie was the worst... I wanted to hurl everytime I heard that voice....

ya rosie was bad...... !!!

Well.. when Oprah said she wasn't gonna eat beef anymore, then beef sales dropped considerably... I would say she has a bit of influence over the American folk...
But I only watch her on Tuesdays anymore.. gotta see ol' Doc Phil do his thing.. :)

dammit, you find time to watch those shows? you must be real bored :winkwink:

true scoot... but didn't the beef industry end up suing her for that or something? (I don't remember, but I thought I heard something about that)

Poprah sounds like something you cook with.

Hey if you want to hear some very funny shit go do a search with one of those free music things...like Limewire or what ever
search for John Valby...this guy is sooooooo funny..

Whats that got to do with Oprah?

Hi amp... whats your email adress or icq nr. Want to contact you.

Yep.. they sued, so she moved her whole show to Amarillo TX while she was going through that... They loved her..
Anyway.. she won.. I never heard what the judge's opinion was or why the jury ruled in her favor.. unless of course.. she's the antichrist.. :)

officialinitialcontactaddy at opticalamplitude.com :)

wait til I get my own talk show...it'll make Jerry Springer say "tone it the fuck down you hippy prick!"

can you say devil worshipping amputee mdigets? ;)

and I'd also hire Satan's Cheerleaders to dance around every show (fuck the juggies) and my houseband would be Slayer.........

EDIT - Oprah's not the anti-christ...I fucking am :)

:eek7

the topic made me laugh amp, good to see youre still here after 10,000..
didnt read the text, but the topic :thumbsup

thanks Brian.... :winkwink:

GFY is where it's at..... I'll be here till they make me go.

Nah, it's official that her replacement is Comedian Caroline Rhea who plays one of the aunts on the sitcom "Sabrina The Teenage Witch".

However, in alot of markets, the Wayne Brady show will be in Rosie's old time slot (10am EST).

Dude, if you were truly evil, you wouldn't need to make a post like this.

You sure busted him.

oprah sucks, shes such a whale

ok, you got me....I'm a closet christian....

there I came clean, now you need to come clean about really having a penis.......

id fist her

I heard she is into that! Shaq said she fist him and Kobe all the time!:thumbsup