I've had the hiccups all Fucking day ! Make them stop !! - GoFuckYourself.com

Captain P · 06-26-2002, 11:09 AM

I need your hiccup remedies cuz I can not get rid of them. In the last 24 hours I have been hiccuping for about 12 of them.

I'm going CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!

Goonx · 06-26-2002, 11:11 AM

Hold your breath for as long as you can...several times...it will go away....

RW316 · 06-26-2002, 11:12 AM

drink water

or breathe with a paper bag

BabeHunter · 06-26-2002, 11:13 AM

BOOOOOOO

Cheshire · 06-26-2002, 11:14 AM

THIS WORKS EVERY TIME ~ I SWEAR!!!

Take a teaspoon of vinegar (balsamic goes down easier)... if they don't go after the first teaspoon I have NEVER had to take more than two.

Captain P · 06-26-2002, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
BOOOOOOO

Nice try !!

I've tried the drinking and the holding the breath a hundred times. This is the 4th time I've had them today and they last about 2 or 3 hours. They eventually go away but not because of anything I'm doing....

Captain P · 06-26-2002, 11:17 AM

Thanks Chesire...

that sounds like one of those old remedies past down from gramma... and I'm sure it works, but naturally I have no vinegar in the house. Another hour of this and I'll go to the damn store and buy some.

Minte · 06-26-2002, 11:20 AM

I saw this work... a bartender took 6 paper matches,lit them and let them burn for a few seconds...then put them out in a small glass of water..then drink the water..

the Shemp · 06-26-2002, 11:20 AM

Eat some peanut butter. Couple of tablespoons should do it

shemp

Cheshire · 06-26-2002, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain P
Thanks Chesire...

that sounds like one of those old remedies past down from gramma... and I'm sure it works, but naturally I have no vinegar in the house. Another hour of this and I'll go to the damn store and buy some.

Knock on your neighbor's door and see if they have any ~ spread the word of the remedy.

cherrylula · 06-26-2002, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain P
Thanks Chesire...

that sounds like one of those old remedies past down from gramma... and I'm sure it works, but naturally I have no vinegar in the house. Another hour of this and I'll go to the damn store and buy some.

vodka does the same

hyper · 06-26-2002, 11:24 AM

holding your breath works.

but this is how you do it

take a deep breath
hold it as long as you can
when you cant hold it anymore
exhale slowly

the trick is this.

As all the air leaves lung immediatley inhale again
then hold your breath as long as you can once more
exhale slowly
the hiccups are gone

Captain P · 06-26-2002, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Eat some peanut butter. Couple of tablespoons should do it

shemp

Shemp, you are my hero !

That was amazing. 2 teaspoons and the job was done. I can't wait to run into someone with the hiccups now so I can tell them about this.

Thanks everyone for the tips...

Cheshire · 06-26-2002, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
take a deep breath
hold it as long as you can
when you cant hold it anymore
exhale slowly

the trick is this.

As all the air leaves lung immediatley inhale again
then hold your breath as long as you can once more
exhale slowly
the hiccups are gone

That sounds like a trick someone taught me when I went to HIGH School in Berkeley. It wasn't for hiccups, but I did feel better after I did it.

On-top · 06-26-2002, 11:27 AM

Take a deep breathe. Hold it. Swallow. Close your eyes. Then concentrate and imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a five dollar bill until you can't hold your breathe anymore.

It works.

akississweet · 06-26-2002, 11:36 AM

grab a bowl of oatmeal and head to the tub.

the Shemp · 06-26-2002, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain P

Shemp, you are my hero !

The Leader told me about it, apparently the Elite guys get hiccups quite often.

shemp

ServerGenius · 06-26-2002, 12:19 PM

Don´t know how to explain this but it sure works...in case there
is no peanut butter around.

Take a glass of water bend forward a little put your mouth
on the far side of the glass and drink some water by bending
more forward.....(Drinking upsidedown)

200% guaranteed your hiccups will be gone....don´t try it with
coke or any other soda...since that will come out of your nose
because of the gas

DynaMite

foe · 06-26-2002, 12:22 PM

kmanrox · 06-26-2002, 12:22 PM

i dont have a cure, but i can tell you how to prvent them, dont drink the cum too fast, or have a carbonated drink directly after swallowing a football teams load....

a wise man, wo-man once told me that

cumfuscious

Sly_RJ · 06-26-2002, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i dont have a cure, but i can tell you how to prvent them, dont drink the cum too fast, or have a carbonated drink directly after swallowing a football teams load....

Don't make him swallow next time...

Captain P · 06-26-2002, 01:22 PM

Good advice here BUT

kman ... I take it as fast as it comes... there's no way to slow that down. It's usually in the back of my throat before I even know what happened.

cold_ice · 06-26-2002, 01:42 PM

Okay first thing first STOP fucking drinking and you wont get them. Okay now get some red string put it into a little ball size of a pea. Get it moist with your spit and pur it on your fore head. Thats what some people do in hispanic culture. And if that dont work you will pretty stupid and will get your mind off it for a little while.

SleazyDream · 06-26-2002, 01:54 PM

write your will, you're gona die.

Just make it easier on yourself and kill yourself now so you won't have to suffer,

Captain P · 06-26-2002, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
write your will, you're gona die.

Just make it easier on yourself and kill yourself now so you won't have to suffer,

It's already written, and I'm leaving you all of my hardcore content

mjrools23 · 06-26-2002, 03:27 PM

suck my dick, then ull stop hiccuping

06-26-2002, 11:09 AM	#1
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Captain P Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Right Behind You !! Posts: 309	Thanks Chesire... that sounds like one of those old remedies past down from gramma... and I'm sure it works, but naturally I have no vinegar in the house. Another hour of this and I'll go to the damn store and buy some. __________________

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Goonx Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,048	Hold your breath for as long as you can...several times...it will go away....

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	holding your breath works. but this is how you do it take a deep breath hold it as long as you can when you cant hold it anymore exhale slowly the trick is this. As all the air leaves lung immediatley inhale again then hold your breath as long as you can once more exhale slowly the hiccups are gone __________________

06-26-2002, 11:27 AM	#15
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	Take a deep breathe. Hold it. Swallow. Close your eyes. Then concentrate and imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a five dollar bill until you can't hold your breathe anymore. It works.

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ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Don´t know how to explain this but it sure works...in case there is no peanut butter around. Take a glass of water bend forward a little put your mouth on the far side of the glass and drink some water by bending more forward.....(Drinking upsidedown) 200% guaranteed your hiccups will be gone....don´t try it with coke or any other soda...since that will come out of your nose because of the gas DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

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06-26-2002, 01:22 PM	#22
Captain P Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Right Behind You !! Posts: 309	Good advice here BUT kman ... I take it as fast as it comes... there's no way to slow that down. It's usually in the back of my throat before I even know what happened. __________________

06-26-2002, 01:42 PM	#23
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Okay first thing first STOP fucking drinking and you wont get them. Okay now get some red string put it into a little ball size of a pea. Get it moist with your spit and pur it on your fore head. Thats what some people do in hispanic culture. And if that dont work you will pretty stupid and will get your mind off it for a little while.

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