GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   I've had the hiccups all Fucking day ! Make them stop !! (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=65821)

Captain P 06-26-2002 11:09 AM

I've had the hiccups all Fucking day ! Make them stop !!
 
I need your hiccup remedies cuz I can not get rid of them. In the last 24 hours I have been hiccuping for about 12 of them.

I'm going CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!

Goonx 06-26-2002 11:11 AM

Hold your breath for as long as you can...several times...it will go away....

RW316 06-26-2002 11:12 AM

drink water

or breathe with a paper bag

BabeHunter 06-26-2002 11:13 AM

BOOOOOOO


:1orglaugh

Cheshire 06-26-2002 11:14 AM

:warning THIS WORKS EVERY TIME ~ I SWEAR!!!:warning

Take a teaspoon of vinegar (balsamic goes down easier)... if they don't go after the first teaspoon I have NEVER had to take more than two.:thumbsup

Captain P 06-26-2002 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
BOOOOOOO


:1orglaugh


:1orglaugh Nice try !!

I've tried the drinking and the holding the breath a hundred times. This is the 4th time I've had them today and they last about 2 or 3 hours. They eventually go away but not because of anything I'm doing....

Captain P 06-26-2002 11:17 AM

Thanks Chesire...

that sounds like one of those old remedies past down from gramma... and I'm sure it works, but naturally I have no vinegar in the house. Another hour of this and I'll go to the damn store and buy some.

Minte 06-26-2002 11:20 AM

I saw this work... a bartender took 6 paper matches,lit them and let them burn for a few seconds...then put them out in a small glass of water..then drink the water..

the Shemp 06-26-2002 11:20 AM

Eat some peanut butter. Couple of tablespoons should do it

shemp

Cheshire 06-26-2002 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain P
Thanks Chesire...

that sounds like one of those old remedies past down from gramma... and I'm sure it works, but naturally I have no vinegar in the house. Another hour of this and I'll go to the damn store and buy some.

Knock on your neighbor's door and see if they have any ~ spread the word of the remedy.

cherrylula 06-26-2002 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain P
Thanks Chesire...

that sounds like one of those old remedies past down from gramma... and I'm sure it works, but naturally I have no vinegar in the house. Another hour of this and I'll go to the damn store and buy some.

vodka does the same

hyper 06-26-2002 11:24 AM

holding your breath works.

but this is how you do it


take a deep breath
hold it as long as you can
when you cant hold it anymore
exhale slowly

the trick is this.

As all the air leaves lung immediatley inhale again
then hold your breath as long as you can once more
exhale slowly
the hiccups are gone

Captain P 06-26-2002 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Eat some peanut butter. Couple of tablespoons should do it

shemp


Shemp, you are my hero !


That was amazing. 2 teaspoons and the job was done. I can't wait to run into someone with the hiccups now so I can tell them about this.


Thanks everyone for the tips...

Cheshire 06-26-2002 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
take a deep breath
hold it as long as you can
when you cant hold it anymore
exhale slowly

the trick is this.

As all the air leaves lung immediatley inhale again
then hold your breath as long as you can once more
exhale slowly
the hiccups are gone

That sounds like a trick someone taught me when I went to HIGH School in Berkeley. It wasn't for hiccups, but I did feel better after I did it.

On-top 06-26-2002 11:27 AM

Take a deep breathe. Hold it. Swallow. Close your eyes. Then concentrate and imagine Abraham Lincoln's face on a five dollar bill until you can't hold your breathe anymore.

It works.

akississweet 06-26-2002 11:36 AM

grab a bowl of oatmeal and head to the tub.

the Shemp 06-26-2002 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain P



Shemp, you are my hero !


The Leader told me about it, apparently the Elite guys get hiccups quite often.

shemp

ServerGenius 06-26-2002 12:19 PM

Donīt know how to explain this but it sure works...in case there
is no peanut butter around.

Take a glass of water bend forward a little put your mouth
on the far side of the glass and drink some water by bending
more forward.....(Drinking upsidedown)

200% guaranteed your hiccups will be gone....donīt try it with
coke or any other soda...since that will come out of your nose
because of the gas

DynaMite

foe 06-26-2002 12:22 PM

boo

kmanrox 06-26-2002 12:22 PM

i dont have a cure, but i can tell you how to prvent them, dont drink the cum too fast, or have a carbonated drink directly after swallowing a football teams load....


a wise man, wo-man once told me that


cumfuscious

Sly_RJ 06-26-2002 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i dont have a cure, but i can tell you how to prvent them, dont drink the cum too fast, or have a carbonated drink directly after swallowing a football teams load....

Don't make him swallow next time...

Captain P 06-26-2002 01:22 PM

Good advice here BUT

kman ... I take it as fast as it comes... there's no way to slow that down. It's usually in the back of my throat before I even know what happened.

cold_ice 06-26-2002 01:42 PM

Okay first thing first STOP fucking drinking and you wont get them. Okay now get some red string put it into a little ball size of a pea. Get it moist with your spit and pur it on your fore head. Thats what some people do in hispanic culture. And if that dont work you will pretty stupid and will get your mind off it for a little while.:thumbsup

SleazyDream 06-26-2002 01:54 PM

write your will, you're gona die.

Just make it easier on yourself and kill yourself now so you won't have to suffer,

Captain P 06-26-2002 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
write your will, you're gona die.

Just make it easier on yourself and kill yourself now so you won't have to suffer,

It's already written, and I'm leaving you all of my hardcore content :thumbsup

mjrools23 06-26-2002 03:27 PM

suck my dick, then ull stop hiccuping


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 05:30 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123