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smokingdawn · 09-21-2006, 09:48 PM

Saw this on another board and thought it was really good....

One day a sixth-grade teacher asked her students what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up: lawyer, doctor,
banker, salesman, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "Well, my father's
an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
he gets a really good offer, he will go home with some guy and make
love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

DutchTeenCash · 09-21-2006, 09:50 PM

lol too funny

squishypimp · 09-21-2006, 09:50 PM

lol made me chuckle

MaddCaz · 09-21-2006, 09:53 PM

he spends ample time kicking ASS

gecko · 09-21-2006, 10:11 PM

heh.......

LiveDose · 09-21-2006, 10:13 PM

Ahaha good one.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-21-2006, 10:13 PM

Who's your daddy and what does he do?

reynold · 09-21-2006, 10:59 PM

Funny kid.

stickyfingerz · 09-21-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokingdawn

Saw this on another board and thought it was really good....

One day a sixth-grade teacher asked her students what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up: lawyer, doctor,
banker, salesman, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "Well, my father's
an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
he gets a really good offer, he will go home with some guy and make
love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

that gets the sticky stamp of approval.

notabook · 09-21-2006, 11:16 PM

That story leaves out very important key details:

That kid grew up playing extremely violent video games and became very sadistic, taking out his rage on small animals. When the kid stabbed his baby sister with a knife the father knew what had to be done: At any cost whatsoever, he had to get someone nominated that understood that video game violence is no laughing matter and leads to such sadistic little bastards such as his son being created.

After looking far and long he finally found a suitable candidate, that being Hillary Clinton. What he did not realize at the time, however, is that Hillary was a total bitch. I?m sure the kids father regrets his decision greatly now but come on at the time he was doing it for his kid? and what one of you assfucks wouldn?t have did the same thing trying to save little Timmy? None of you, that?s who.

Yngwie · 09-21-2006, 11:18 PM

lmao! that was funny

Gillespie · 09-22-2006, 12:34 AM

So this teacher assigned kids some homework. They had to find out what was being built in their communities.

Next day, the teacher asks, but warns the girls that if Little Antawn says something obscene, they should all cover their ears and run away.

T: So, Tiffany, what's being built in your neighborhood?
Tiffany: A church. It's going to be something very good for my community.

T: Nice. How about you, Jenna? What's being built where you live?
Jenna: A place where poor people can eat for free.

T: Very good! Antawn, what's being built in your community?
Antawn: A whore house.

The girls, as instructed, cover their ears and start running away from the classrom. Then, Little Antawn blurts out:

HOLD ON BITCHES, IT AIN'T OPEN YET!!!

Choppa · 09-22-2006, 12:44 AM

smokingdawn · 09-22-2006, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

that gets the sticky stamp of approval.

LOL..thanks sticky!

donross · 09-22-2006, 11:52 AM

lol.. whats with that kid..

09-21-2006, 09:48 PM	#1
smokingdawn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,808	What does your dad do? Saw this on another board and thought it was really good.... One day a sixth-grade teacher asked her students what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: lawyer, doctor, banker, salesman, and so forth. But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "Well, my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if he gets a really good offer, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." __________________ $35 Per FREE CC sign up on CONSOLE FREE video niched tours including cams. $50 Per free instant access join for all new affiliates. Ask me how! DawnG \|at\| adultalchemy.com ICQ: 428-655-109

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	That story leaves out very important key details: That kid grew up playing extremely violent video games and became very sadistic, taking out his rage on small animals. When the kid stabbed his baby sister with a knife the father knew what had to be done: At any cost whatsoever, he had to get someone nominated that understood that video game violence is no laughing matter and leads to such sadistic little bastards such as his son being created. After looking far and long he finally found a suitable candidate, that being Hillary Clinton. What he did not realize at the time, however, is that Hillary was a total bitch. I?m sure the kids father regrets his decision greatly now but come on at the time he was doing it for his kid? and what one of you assfucks wouldn?t have did the same thing trying to save little Timmy? None of you, that?s who. __________________

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