Originally Posted by smokingdawn

Saw this on another board and thought it was really good....

One day a sixth-grade teacher asked her students what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up: lawyer, doctor,
banker, salesman, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "Well, my father's
an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
he gets a really good offer, he will go home with some guy and make
love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."