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Old 09-21-2006, 11:29 AM   #1
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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY: Monday, September 25, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


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How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays ? Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

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The Toilet Paper Roll ? Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

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Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes ? Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
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Loss Of Identity ? Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
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Learning How To Find Things ? Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
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Class 10
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Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

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How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

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Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven ? What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:32 AM   #2
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Old 09-21-2006, 12:19 PM   #3
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Old 09-21-2006, 05:26 PM   #5
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