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UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by UptimeGuide
here is what you do if you really want to get to sleep...
step 1: take a huge bong hit
step 2: drink an entire beer
step 3: take a shot
step 4: blow out the bong hit
step 5: night night

Noted :)

fallenmuffin 09-21-2006 11:57 AM

I lay down and stare at the wall until I fall asleep.. sometimes takes hours.

Adult Search Results 09-21-2006 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc
i just let my wife take care of me... (massage, back rubbing and stuff like that)

same, i let his wife take care of me too

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
I lay down and stare at the wall until I fall asleep.. sometimes takes hours.

That sounds like torture to me :(

Miss Nancy 09-21-2006 12:02 PM

Depends who's in my bed....

If it's my doggie... I can doze off right away!

If it's the man I love... can't sleep till he's next to me!

If its just a 'man' ... can't sleep till I kick him outta bed :1orglaugh

NinjaSteve 09-21-2006 12:03 PM

I just fall to sleep

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve
I just fall to sleep

Are you under 30 years old or over?

I think age makes a difference too.

E$_manager 09-21-2006 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JUSTB
I don't go to bed till I'm tired and then I read until my eyes don't want to stay open. usually about 25 minutes

I heard an opinion that if a man wouldn't know whether it is day or night (white nights for example) and will go to sleep when he gets tired - he would have lived 36 hour day.

UniversalPass Pete 09-21-2006 12:29 PM

Smoke some crack!:thumbsup

UniversalPass Pete 09-21-2006 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp
I smoke a fuckload of weed, then jerk off to some gay bestiality porn. Works like a charm.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vite 09-21-2006 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence
Lucky you. Are you under 30 years old?

24 here :)

czarina 09-21-2006 12:32 PM

lay down, cover up, and close my eyes.

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Vite
24 here :)

Age matters I think. The older you get it gets harder to sleep.

godisdead 09-21-2006 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence
I don't know about this. It's good advice, but I need to wind down harder.

Music I will try, but I don't think it will work.

Oh man, this sounds like you really need some relaxation. You can learn autogenic training, but at first this will increase your stress, so I'd advise against this at first. This works pretty well. But a good relaxation tape can work wonders. At least you'll be relaxed while you listen to the tape.

It also helps to have scheduled free time. Have an hour a day during which you're not allowed to do any work, to think of work, to do anything that is related to work. Switch off your computer. Just live.

This sounds like you're torturing yourself beyond your abilities. Take a step back. You'll get ahead faster then.

And since I'm already in smart-ass mode, here's a little story:

A man walks through the woods and sees a guy with a saw trying to get a tree down. He's sweating and really working hard but hardly makes progress. The man watches him for a moment and asks: Why don't you sharpen your saw. You'll get the tree down much faster.
I don't have time to sharpen the saw, I have to saw. was the reply.

The morale behind this story is: Take some time to sharpen the saw.
Take some time to relax and feel good. Out of pure pressure to success this is the way to go. Relaxation is not a luxury, but a necessity for good functioning.

Think about it. :winkwink:

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by godisdead
Oh man, this sounds like you really need some relaxation. You can learn autogenic training, but at first this will increase your stress, so I'd advise against this at first. This works pretty well. But a good relaxation tape can work wonders. At least you'll be relaxed while you listen to the tape.

It also helps to have scheduled free time. Have an hour a day during which you're not allowed to do any work, to think of work, to do anything that is related to work. Switch off your computer. Just live.

This sounds like you're torturing yourself beyond your abilities. Take a step back. You'll get ahead faster then.

And since I'm already in smart-ass mode, here's a little story:

A man walks through the woods and sees a guy with a saw trying to get a tree down. He's sweating and really working hard but hardly makes progress. The man watches him for a moment and asks: Why don't you sharpen your saw. You'll get the tree down much faster.
I don't have time to sharpen the saw, I have to saw. was the reply.

The morale behind this story is: Take some time to sharpen the saw.
Take some time to relax and feel good. Out of pure pressure to success this is the way to go. Relaxation is not a luxury, but a necessity for good functioning.

Think about it. :winkwink:

That is some good advice. I know I need to slow down and "relax", but that takes time and I need to start right away. I have been working hard and been hypered all my life and it's hard for me to wind down and relax. I got to slow down. Good story. Thanks a lot for your kind words and advice.

Holly 09-21-2006 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp
I smoke a fuckload of weed, then jerk off to some gay bestiality porn. Works like a charm.

Same here.

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly
Same here.

Lot of Pot heads on this board

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cashman 09-21-2006 02:30 PM

Pot gets me a bit hypered and parinoid. I like to drink alcohol to sleep :thumbsup

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by cashman
Pot gets me a bit hypered and parinoid. I like to drink alcohol to sleep :thumbsup

I like to drink a bit at nights too :)

Herb Kornfield 09-21-2006 02:47 PM

lately, a Cisco CCNA book can really work wonders on helping you to sleep in 20 minutes or less.....

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield
lately, a Cisco CCNA book can really work wonders on helping you to sleep in 20 minutes or less.....

It's a good thing. I got CNE certification in Novell by passing 7 tests in 1994, and then became a CNI (certified Novell Instructor) which got me grandfathered into MCT (Microsoft Certified Trainer), but each course I wanted to teach I had to pass the test for it. Any new versions that came out I had to constantly certified for. I made a lot of money back then teaching at certified centers, but I got sick and tired of studying and passing test so I finally became a pimp :pimp

E$_manager 09-21-2006 03:39 PM

a bottle of beer helps me btw.

Star 69 09-21-2006 03:59 PM

Work out and read books.

madawgz 09-21-2006 04:01 PM

Ativan or just staying up really late make me fall asleep :1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 09-21-2006 04:01 PM

These days, if it's too hot, I can't sleep for shit. I usually kick on the overhead fan to ensure air's moving around me, flop onto my side, and I'm out.

Herb Kornfield 09-21-2006 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by UniversalPassLorence
It's a good thing. I got CNE certification in Novell by passing 7 tests in 1994, and then became a CNI (certified Novell Instructor) which got me grandfathered into MCT (Microsoft Certified Trainer), but each course I wanted to teach I had to pass the test for it. Any new versions that came out I had to constantly certified for. I made a lot of money back then teaching at certified centers, but I got sick and tired of studying and passing test so I finally became a pimp :pimp

I'm on the path to CCIE as my end game.... So far its not that bad at all, just after doing classes a few hours a day, working in Mainstream IT, then my projects in adult, THEN re-reading some Cisco materials ..... its an 18 hour day, 7 days a week ...

In the long run = Totally worth it for the pain now of never sleeping without dreaming of routing, switching and packets dancing in my head. :thumbsup

E$_manager 09-21-2006 04:16 PM

:Oh crap
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Originally Posted by triumph
I have three kids, I have forgotten what sleep is.:(

:Oh crap i understand you.

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie
a bottle of beer helps me btw.

I wish one beer would have done the trick. I need at least 3 to get a little sleepy :( And that is not gauranteed :(

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield
I'm on the path to CCIE as my end game.... So far its not that bad at all, just after doing classes a few hours a day, working in Mainstream IT, then my projects in adult, THEN re-reading some Cisco materials ..... its an 18 hour day, 7 days a week ...

In the long run = Totally worth it for the pain now of never sleeping without dreaming of routing, switching and packets dancing in my head. :thumbsup

Go all the way, It is worth it. It will open doors for you. Again it is worth it. Good luck :thumbsup

Loadie 09-21-2006 05:39 PM

Smoke a Doobie, watch the World Series of Poker, and I'm out

kimzar 09-21-2006 05:39 PM

Sleeping is for pussies :warning

squishypimp 09-21-2006 05:43 PM

i sleep fine and dream of gfy :)

Pete-KT 09-21-2006 06:02 PM

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gecko 09-21-2006 06:19 PM

Take a shower then turn off the lights

UniversalPassLorence 09-21-2006 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by gecko
Take a shower then turn off the lights

Shower wakes me up :(

rodney25 09-21-2006 07:03 PM

Reading some books is the last thing I do before going to sleep.

jpwhits 09-21-2006 07:13 PM

i stay awake until my eyes sting, im normally tired enough then to fall straight to sleep. Any other time i get bored trying.

reynold 09-21-2006 07:32 PM

I normally take a bottle of beer before going to sleep

Spunky 09-21-2006 07:34 PM

I sleep like maybe 4 hours at the most..have been for years

nAtuRaLbEautY 09-21-2006 08:00 PM

either read books or take some sleeping pills


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