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Solid Bob · 09-21-2006, 03:57 AM

We automated our business to the point that it was 100 times faster than before. Then he automated the last 1% to work by pasting in some data. Now the fucker is automating the collecting of that data and the button click to make it all work.

I have nothing left to do but jerk off and sleep.

sonofsam · 09-21-2006, 04:02 AM

start jacking off horses in your free time

More Booze · 09-21-2006, 04:02 AM

ummm... congrats! ;)

Magix · 09-21-2006, 04:04 AM

well congrats...!!!

bassmann · 09-21-2006, 04:04 AM

With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

Thanks

topshelfdesign · 09-21-2006, 04:06 AM

cant argue with that!
niceone!

gooddomains · 09-21-2006, 04:11 AM

congrats

lambpie · 09-21-2006, 04:12 AM

man, that dont sound so bad, jack off, sleep, jack off, sleep!!

gooddomains · 09-21-2006, 04:16 AM

that's the way to go

fallenmuffin · 09-21-2006, 04:17 AM

LOL automation is you're friend.. embrace it.

Klen · 09-21-2006, 04:18 AM

Shits happening.

sonofsam · 09-21-2006, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassmann

With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

Thanks

Ouch

martinsc · 09-21-2006, 04:33 AM

great job

notabook · 09-21-2006, 04:43 AM

Bah? I miss the days that I used to have to automate things by using a dippy bird, a small fan motor, and some nylon string. I?m amazed by the things I got done with that shitty setup. This is what it looked like when I was finished constructing it:

Amazing how it came out looking like a Boombox.

emthree · 09-21-2006, 04:46 AM

I have a script that jerks you off.
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thumbdesigner · 09-21-2006, 04:48 AM

hehe that is fantastic!

Fucksakes · 09-21-2006, 05:01 AM

whos the programmer?

Solid Bob · 09-21-2006, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassmann

With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

Thanks

Hey dude, headed home in a few I'll see what's up.

Mr. Romance · 09-21-2006, 05:28 AM

double his pay

Mr. Romance

Markit · 09-21-2006, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassmann

With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

Thanks

delivery is still not automated, be patient

Solid Bob · 09-21-2006, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassmann

With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

Thanks

Yeah, as I thought.

You paid on the 19th, it's the morning of the 21st. Also, I didn't respond to your email yet because my paypal account was limited immediately following your payment with the following note. Sep. 19, 2006: We have observed activity in this account that is unusual or potentially high risk.

I was trying to call paypal to get to the bottom of it before sending it over since I have no clue if they are going to return the money or what.

In any case I'm going to go ahead and send you a link to the zip file now and figure everything else out later.

Cheers.

Solid Bob · 09-21-2006, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

Ouch

Hi sos,

kindly go fuck yourself.

donross · 09-21-2006, 06:10 AM

heheh.. good for you... nice programmer you have there.

en21 · 09-21-2006, 06:18 AM

fucking programmer

fhgmaster · 09-21-2006, 08:21 AM

Just send me all the money you make and start a new biz. Problem solved

carol.prime · 09-21-2006, 08:27 AM

Genius.

pornpf69 · 09-21-2006, 08:29 AM

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Wiggles · 09-21-2006, 08:39 AM

get him to program you something to help automate your jerking off process now.

Dragar · 09-21-2006, 08:39 AM

I went crazy once did three weeks in a rubber room
it was nice and relaxing
good pills

media · 09-21-2006, 08:55 AM

Yo Solid Bob, check your email man, I've sent you two emails.. get at me on icq if possible today.. Thanks!

Sosa · 09-21-2006, 09:27 AM

i got some work for him if he is good at displaying xml feeds etc in certain order

E$_manager · 09-21-2006, 10:20 AM

I am glad your work is not hard. You may sell the programs you are using, naw.

Pete-KT · 09-21-2006, 05:49 PM

squishypimp · 09-21-2006, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

start jacking off horses in your free time

lol

CaptainHowdy · 09-21-2006, 06:01 PM

That made me hard...

basschick · 09-21-2006, 06:03 PM

did you name yourself after the amp?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassmann

With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

Thanks

Aquarius · 09-21-2006, 06:10 PM

That's really nice.

madawgz · 09-21-2006, 06:16 PM

well thats good news

rodney25 · 09-21-2006, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob

We automated our business to the point that it was 100 times faster than before. Then he automated the last 1% to work by pasting in some data. Now the fucker is automating the collecting of that data and the button click to make it all work.

I have nothing left to do but jerk off and sleep.

Aren't you gonna recommend him to us?

reynold · 09-21-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob

We automated our business to the point that it was 100 times faster than before. Then he automated the last 1% to work by pasting in some data. Now the fucker is automating the collecting of that data and the button click to make it all work.

I have nothing left to do but jerk off and sleep.

What's his name? Aren't you grateful with what he did?

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