Help! My programmer has gone fucking crazy.
 

We automated our business to the point that it was 100 times faster than before. Then he automated the last 1% to work by pasting in some data. Now the fucker is automating the collecting of that data and the button click to make it all work.

I have nothing left to do but jerk off and sleep. :helpme

start jacking off horses in your free time

ummm... congrats! ;)

well congrats...!!!

With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

Thanks

cant argue with that!
niceone!

congrats

man, that dont sound so bad, jack off, sleep, jack off, sleep!!

that's the way to go

LOL automation is you're friend.. embrace it.

Shits happening.

Ouch :1orglaugh

great job :thumbsup

Bah? I miss the days that I used to have to automate things by using a dippy bird, a small fan motor, and some nylon string. I?m amazed by the things I got done with that shitty setup. This is what it looked like when I was finished constructing it:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1...boomboxye0.jpg

Amazing how it came out looking like a Boombox.

I have a script that jerks you off.
You interested?

hehe that is fantastic!

whos the programmer?

Hey dude, headed home in a few I'll see what's up.

double his pay


Mr. Romance

delivery is still not automated, be patient
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, as I thought.

You paid on the 19th, it's the morning of the 21st. Also, I didn't respond to your email yet because my paypal account was limited immediately following your payment with the following note. Sep. 19, 2006: We have observed activity in this account that is unusual or potentially high risk.

I was trying to call paypal to get to the bottom of it before sending it over since I have no clue if they are going to return the money or what.

In any case I'm going to go ahead and send you a link to the zip file now and figure everything else out later.

Cheers.

Hi sos,

kindly go fuck yourself.

:thumbsup

heheh.. good for you... nice programmer you have there.

fucking programmer

Just send me all the money you make and start a new biz. Problem solved

Genius. :)

congrats to you!!

get him to program you something to help automate your jerking off process now.

I went crazy once did three weeks in a rubber room
it was nice and relaxing
good pills

Yo Solid Bob, check your email man, I've sent you two emails.. get at me on icq if possible today.. Thanks!

i got some work for him if he is good at displaying xml feeds etc in certain order

I am glad your work is not hard. You may sell the programs you are using, naw.

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That made me hard...

did you name yourself after the amp?

That's really nice.

well thats good news :)

Aren't you gonna recommend him to us? :pimp

What's his name? Aren't you grateful with what he did? :pimp