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  • Solid Bob
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 1213

    #1

    Help! My programmer has gone fucking crazy.

    We automated our business to the point that it was 100 times faster than before. Then he automated the last 1% to work by pasting in some data. Now the fucker is automating the collecting of that data and the button click to make it all work.

    I have nothing left to do but jerk off and sleep.
    [email protected]
  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18647

    #2
    start jacking off horses in your free time
    I like turtles.

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    • More Booze
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 5116

      #3
      ummm... congrats! ;)

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      • Magix
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2006
        • 2616

        #4
        well congrats...!!!
        PSD to HTML/XHTML/CSS Services

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        • bassmann
          Registered User
          • Sep 2006
          • 4

          #5
          With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

          Thanks

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          • topshelfdesign
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2006
            • 930

            #6
            cant argue with that!
            niceone!

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            • gooddomains
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2003
              • 10127

              #7
              congrats

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              • lambpie
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2004
                • 671

                #8
                man, that dont sound so bad, jack off, sleep, jack off, sleep!!

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                • gooddomains
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 10127

                  #9
                  that's the way to go

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                  • fallenmuffin
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 8170

                    #10
                    LOL automation is you're friend.. embrace it.

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                    • Klen
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 32234

                      #11
                      Shits happening.

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                      • sonofsam
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 18647

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bassmann
                        With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

                        Thanks
                        Ouch
                        I like turtles.

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                        • martinsc
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 27043

                          #13
                          great job
                          Make Money

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                          • notabook
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 9748

                            #14
                            Bah? I miss the days that I used to have to automate things by using a dippy bird, a small fan motor, and some nylon string. I?m amazed by the things I got done with that shitty setup. This is what it looked like when I was finished constructing it:



                            Amazing how it came out looking like a Boombox.

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                            • emthree
                              Dialer Kingpin
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 10816

                              #15
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                              • thumbdesigner
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 1070

                                #16
                                hehe that is fantastic!

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                                • Fucksakes
                                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 7567

                                  #17
                                  whos the programmer?

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                                  • Solid Bob
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 1213

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by bassmann
                                    With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

                                    Thanks
                                    Hey dude, headed home in a few I'll see what's up.
                                    [email protected]

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                                    • Mr. Romance
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                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 7821

                                      #19
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                                      • Markit
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 1305

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bassmann
                                        With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

                                        Thanks
                                        delivery is still not automated, be patient

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                                        • Solid Bob
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 1213

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bassmann
                                          With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

                                          Thanks
                                          Yeah, as I thought.

                                          You paid on the 19th, it's the morning of the 21st. Also, I didn't respond to your email yet because my paypal account was limited immediately following your payment with the following note. Sep. 19, 2006: We have observed activity in this account that is unusual or potentially high risk.

                                          I was trying to call paypal to get to the bottom of it before sending it over since I have no clue if they are going to return the money or what.

                                          In any case I'm going to go ahead and send you a link to the zip file now and figure everything else out later.

                                          Cheers.
                                          [email protected]

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                                          • Solid Bob
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 1213

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sonofsam
                                            Ouch
                                            Hi sos,

                                            kindly go fuck yourself.

                                            [email protected]

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                                            • donross
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 1295

                                              #23
                                              heheh.. good for you... nice programmer you have there.
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                                              • en21
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2006
                                                • 2640

                                                #24
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                                                • fhgmaster
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 187

                                                  #25
                                                  Just send me all the money you make and start a new biz. Problem solved

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                                                  • carol.prime
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 6960

                                                    #26
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                                                    • pornpf69
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 15782

                                                      #27
                                                      congrats to you!!

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                                                      • Wiggles
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 14423

                                                        #28
                                                        get him to program you something to help automate your jerking off process now.
                                                        no sig

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                                                        • Dragar
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 1079

                                                          #29
                                                          I went crazy once did three weeks in a rubber room
                                                          it was nice and relaxing
                                                          good pills

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                                                          • media
                                                            Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                            • 9853

                                                            #30
                                                            Yo Solid Bob, check your email man, I've sent you two emails.. get at me on icq if possible today.. Thanks!
                                                            I'm here for the violence!

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                                                            • Sosa
                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 40149

                                                              #31
                                                              i got some work for him if he is good at displaying xml feeds etc in certain order

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                                                              • E$_manager
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Apr 2006
                                                                • 13557

                                                                #32
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                                                                • Pete-KT
                                                                  Workin With The Devil
                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                  • 51532

                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • squishypimp
                                                                    PostMaster General
                                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                                    • 10781

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                    start jacking off horses in your free time
                                                                    lol

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                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 94074

                                                                      #35
                                                                      That made me hard...

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                                                                      • basschick
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 2540

                                                                        #36
                                                                        did you name yourself after the amp?

                                                                        Originally posted by bassmann
                                                                        With a small proportion of this newly aquired free time could you send me the script I bought off you a couple of days ago?

                                                                        Thanks
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                                                                        • Aquarius
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 4754

                                                                          #37
                                                                          That's really nice.

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                                                                          • madawgz
                                                                            8.8.8.8
                                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                                            • 30509

                                                                            #38
                                                                            well thats good news
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                                                                            • rodney25
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                              • 7090

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Solid Bob
                                                                              We automated our business to the point that it was 100 times faster than before. Then he automated the last 1% to work by pasting in some data. Now the fucker is automating the collecting of that data and the button click to make it all work.

                                                                              I have nothing left to do but jerk off and sleep.

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                                                                              • reynold
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 51271

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Solid Bob
                                                                                We automated our business to the point that it was 100 times faster than before. Then he automated the last 1% to work by pasting in some data. Now the fucker is automating the collecting of that data and the button click to make it all work.

                                                                                I have nothing left to do but jerk off and sleep.

                                                                                What's his name? Aren't you grateful with what he did?

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