What's the truth behind the Jordan video? - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 09-20-2006, 06:00 PM

Do you believe the official story? Or is it a conspiracy? Vote here

squishypimp · 09-20-2006, 06:04 PM

husband shared the vid with friends.

CaptainHowdy · 09-20-2006, 06:05 PM

Viral campaing rings my bell!

JFK · 09-20-2006, 06:07 PM

what is the Offical story?? I know you were kind of surprised by her eloping, now this..............I know you told me in Amsterdam,you were going to coast for a while. Guess what, dont think its going to happen.

Libertine · 09-20-2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Viral campaing rings my bell!

I considered that one, but their response on GFY might really backfire if that were the case.

After Shock Media · 09-20-2006, 06:08 PM

I do not think someone stole it off of her new hubbies laptop.

Requires to much.
1. Someone knows of her bf/hubby. (secret according to press release)
2. Knew she got married and it was honeymoon video. (naming of it on youtube)
3. Knew who she was. (again as titled and they wanted to make more money)
4. Had a sophisticated hack into hubbies laptop to grab an obviously large video file. (I wouldn't even know where to begin and you would need to be targeting her. Doubt many hackers are just nabbing every video they see and this one got lucky).
5. Needs to meet all 4 of above.

I think it was something else.

Libertine · 09-20-2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I do not think someone stole it off of her new hubbies laptop.

Requires to much.
1. Someone knows of her bf/hubby. (secret according to press release)
2. Knew she got married and it was honeymoon video. (naming of it on youtube)
3. Knew who she was. (again as titled and they wanted to make more money)
4. Had a sophisticated hack into hubbies laptop to grab an obviously large video file. (I wouldn't even know where to begin and you would need to be targeting her. Doubt many hackers are just nabbing every video they see and this one got lucky).
5. Needs to meet all 4 of above.

I think it was something else.

Or...
Computer with kazaa (etc.) installed. Too many directories shared. File named "our naughty honeymoon vid" (or something similar). Person downloads unintentionally shared vid (happens all the time). Recognizes Jordan.

psili · 09-20-2006, 06:14 PM

Can't make a decision.

1. It's only a 10 second clip. If they were filming themselves, there's got to be a bit more footage, I'd think. Where's that footage and what is it worth? Wouldn't it take someone smart enough and internet savvy enough to realize the value of the footage and only release the 10 seconds, knowing there was a possibility of it's full potential in it's entirety?

2. Was the laptop / camera stolen? (asked in the original thread).

3. If it indeed was only dumped to a laptop, how'd someone else accidentally find it and get a copy of it without the husband's knowledge? Are her husband's friends smart enough to find such an "unknown" video, chop it and release it virally, or are they just a bunch of meatheads?

So many questions.
So many.

After Shock Media · 09-20-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

Or...
Computer with kazaa (etc.) installed. Too many directories shared. File named "our naughty honeymoon vid" (or something similar). Person downloads unintentionally shared vid (happens all the time). Recognizes Jordan.

Load anything into a p2p called naughty honeymoon or even close and you get more than one download that is for sure. Then you get spread of it everywhere, the full video.

psili · 09-20-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

Or...
Computer with kazaa (etc.) installed. Too many directories shared. File named "our naughty honeymoon vid" (or something similar). Person downloads unintentionally shared vid (happens all the time). Recognizes Jordan.

Actually - that's a very good guess.
Very good.

brand0n · 09-20-2006, 06:17 PM

hubby smelled cash

and some NOICE lookin twat i might add.

SomeCreep · 09-20-2006, 06:18 PM

Video looks professional to me, very good lighting, classic pov.

Libertine · 09-20-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Load anything into a p2p called naughty honeymoon or even close and you get more than one download that is for sure. Then you get spread of it everywhere, the full video.

Let's rename it "honeymoon vid", or even "ds_0981.mpg" then, and assume a single large file with low upload. Finding that would probably require a hobbyist into finding unintentionally shared files stumbling upon it, who would also be likely to know a lot about the internet.

After Shock Media · 09-20-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by psili

Actually - that's a very good guess.
Very good.

That requires that that one person who was lucky enough to be the only one to grab it. Knew who she was. Was smart enough to cut it and only release a clip and asking how to make money off of it. Plus make sure he did not also did not accidently keep it in his shared folder.

fallenmuffin · 09-20-2006, 06:21 PM

Viral or the hubby sold out.. the other options don't seem kosher

Sly · 09-20-2006, 06:22 PM

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SteveLightspeed · 09-20-2006, 06:23 PM

All of the options are *possible*. I'm sure some people do think I set it all up. I will admit that I'm not complaining about the spike in traffic since the video appeared. If the video is out, and Jordan's site makes more sales, then at least she will be compensated. However, I think a direct "jordan did hardcore" marketing campaign would be much easier and more effective than all this hassle. If I owned the video, I'd be shouting about it from every rooftop and cashing in big. But to set up an elaborate hoax? Why would I be willing to flush 8 years of hard earned TRUST? That's NOT my style.

Steve Lightspeed

Libertine · 09-20-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Video looks professional to me, very good lighting, classic pov.

Good point. The lighting and positioning also suggesting (semi-)professional porn to me. Then again, these days people are learning from porn, and some actual amateur stuff looks fairly professional.

Still, all factors considered, it does seem likely that this was made and released with money in mind, in which case LS seems a likely source. Or, maybe, the husband.

psili · 09-20-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

That requires that that one person who was lucky enough to be the only one to grab it. Knew who she was. Was smart enough to cut it and only release a clip and asking how to make money off of it. Plus make sure he did not also did not accidentally keep it in his shared folder.

K. I guess I was too giddy about another good "guess". Even though "most" current guesses about how it "accidentally" got out are long shots.

Libertine · 09-20-2006, 06:24 PM

This is more fun than Murder She Wrote

After Shock Media · 09-20-2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

All of the options are *possible*. I'm sure some people do think I set it all up. I will admit that I'm not complaining about the spike in traffic since the video appeared. If the video is out, and Jordan's site makes more sales, then at least she will be compensated. However, I think a direct "jordan did hardcore" marketing campaign would be much easier and more effective than all this hassle. If I owned the video, I'd be shouting about it from every rooftop and cashing in big. But to set up an elaborate hoax? Why would I be willing to flush 8 years of hard earned TRUST? That's NOT my style.

Steve Lightspeed

You said they ran a virus scan etc and a bunch of shit came up. Did you get a look at what came up, get a list of it etc? If not may I ask why?
I am one of those that feels you had no part in it. I also really feel hubby shared it or straight up released it. Either case I am sure both you and jordan desire (ok maybe not) to know.

Tempest · 09-20-2006, 06:26 PM

Without knowing the parties involved, how long they've been together etc. and yet considering that they "suddenly" eloped and filming on the honeymoon, my vote goes to a BF who's been playing her to get at some big money.

SteveLightspeed · 09-20-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Video looks professional to me, very good lighting, classic pov.

Do you really think Jordan has had 20,000 images shot of her without learning how to light a room?

SteveLightspeed · 09-20-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Video looks professional to me, very good lighting, classic pov.

Do you really think Jordan has had 20,000 images shot of her without learning how to light a room?

JFK · 09-20-2006, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Do you really think Jordan has had 20,000 images shot of her without learning how to light a room?

can you say that again please, it did'nt quite sink in

psili · 09-20-2006, 06:39 PM

All this speculation sucks.

This should have been a poll about where the money shot ended up.

SteveLightspeed · 09-20-2006, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

You said they ran a virus scan etc and a bunch of shit came up. Did you get a look at what came up, get a list of it etc? If not may I ask why?
I am one of those that feels you had no part in it. I also really feel hubby shared it or straight up released it. Either case I am sure both you and jordan desire (ok maybe not) to know.

I asked them to bring their laptop over so I can take a look at it, but she doesn't live near me, and our schedules don't match. And I leave for YP in Mexico in the morning. But I think an inspection of the laptop will shed some light on all this. (I also think I'm going to need to see the full video too, just to see whats on it... lol -- Ok, of course I want to see it too...)

Steve Lightspeed

heywood · 09-20-2006, 06:40 PM

is this the same Jordan (katie price) video thats been out for ages?

SteveLightspeed · 09-20-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by heywood

is this the same Jordan (katie price) video thats been out for ages?

I don't know the one you are referring to. This video is just 10 seconds, and shows Jordan riding on top of her husband. Jordan said the whole video was in several pieces, because they started and stopped the camera several times. It was shot with a camera, not a video camera, all onto a memory card, not a tape.

After Shock Media · 09-20-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I asked them to bring their laptop over so I can take a look at it, but she doesn't live near me, and our schedules don't match. And I leave for YP in Mexico in the morning. But I think an inspection of the laptop will shed some light on all this. (I also think I'm going to need to see the full video too, just to see whats on it... lol -- Ok, of course I want to see it too...)

Steve Lightspeed

buhahaha bastard!

I had invisioned seeing this scene as well but it wasnt supposed to be like this. In my fantasy it was well nevermind.

heywood · 09-20-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I don't know the one you are referring to. This video is just 10 seconds, and shows Jordan riding on top of her husband. Jordan said the whole video was in several pieces, because they started and stopped the camera several times. It was shot with a camera, not a video camera, all onto a memory card, not a tape.

Oh, ok I was thinking of a different one, then I realized you're talking about Jordan Capri.

Not the brightest guy today.

Libertine · 09-20-2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I asked them to bring their laptop over so I can take a look at it, but she doesn't live near me, and our schedules don't match. And I leave for YP in Mexico in the morning. But I think an inspection of the laptop will shed some light on all this. (I also think I'm going to need to see the full video too, just to see whats on it... lol -- Ok, of course I want to see it too...)

Steve Lightspeed

Send me the full vid and I'll buy you a beer

dunefield · 09-20-2006, 06:52 PM

This is my guess... Husband showed it to friends for a laugh... Friend did a ratjob got the clip and put it up on the net...

squishypimp · 09-20-2006, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I don't know the one you are referring to. This video is just 10 seconds, and shows Jordan riding on top of her husband. Jordan said the whole video was in several pieces, because they started and stopped the camera several times. It was shot with a camera, not a video camera, all onto a memory card, not a tape.

if thats the case it sounds to me like the boyfriend/husband at the time decided to show it to some friends who then leaked it out on the internet and cash in.

BusterBunny · 09-20-2006, 07:03 PM

View Poll Results: What's the true story?
The husband shared the video with his friends	11	37.93%
The husband saw money	6	20.69%
Lightspeed is trying out a viral campaign	11	37.93%
Someone stole the video	1	3.45%
Other (please specify)	0	0%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

09-20-2006, 06:00 PM	#1
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09-20-2006, 06:04 PM	#2
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09-20-2006, 06:14 PM	#8
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Can't make a decision. 1. It's only a 10 second clip. If they were filming themselves, there's got to be a bit more footage, I'd think. Where's that footage and what is it worth? Wouldn't it take someone smart enough and internet savvy enough to realize the value of the footage and only release the 10 seconds, knowing there was a possibility of it's full potential in it's entirety? 2. Was the laptop / camera stolen? (asked in the original thread). 3. If it indeed was only dumped to a laptop, how'd someone else accidentally find it and get a copy of it without the husband's knowledge? Are her husband's friends smart enough to find such an "unknown" video, chop it and release it virally, or are they just a bunch of meatheads? So many questions. So many. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

09-20-2006, 06:05 PM	#3
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,580	Viral campaing rings my bell!

09-20-2006, 06:08 PM	#6
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I do not think someone stole it off of her new hubbies laptop. Requires to much. 1. Someone knows of her bf/hubby. (secret according to press release) 2. Knew she got married and it was honeymoon video. (naming of it on youtube) 3. Knew who she was. (again as titled and they wanted to make more money) 4. Had a sophisticated hack into hubbies laptop to grab an obviously large video file. (I wouldn't even know where to begin and you would need to be targeting her. Doubt many hackers are just nabbing every video they see and this one got lucky). 5. Needs to meet all 4 of above. I think it was something else. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

09-20-2006, 06:17 PM	#11
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09-20-2006, 06:18 PM	#12
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	Video looks professional to me, very good lighting, classic pov. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

09-20-2006, 06:21 PM	#15
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Viral or the hubby sold out.. the other options don't seem kosher

09-20-2006, 06:22 PM	#16
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09-20-2006, 06:23 PM	#17
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	All of the options are possible. I'm sure some people do think I set it all up. I will admit that I'm not complaining about the spike in traffic since the video appeared. If the video is out, and Jordan's site makes more sales, then at least she will be compensated. However, I think a direct "jordan did hardcore" marketing campaign would be much easier and more effective than all this hassle. If I owned the video, I'd be shouting about it from every rooftop and cashing in big. But to set up an elaborate hoax? Why would I be willing to flush 8 years of hard earned TRUST? That's NOT my style. Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

09-20-2006, 06:24 PM	#20
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	This is more fun than Murder She Wrote __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

09-20-2006, 06:26 PM	#22
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	Without knowing the parties involved, how long they've been together etc. and yet considering that they "suddenly" eloped and filming on the honeymoon, my vote goes to a BF who's been playing her to get at some big money.

09-20-2006, 06:39 PM	#26
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	All this speculation sucks. This should have been a poll about where the money shot ended up. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

09-20-2006, 06:40 PM	#28
heywood So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wilsonville, Oregon Posts: 468	is this the same Jordan (katie price) video thats been out for ages?

09-20-2006, 06:52 PM	#33
dunefield www.barely18movies.com Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 10,920	This is my guess... Husband showed it to friends for a laugh... Friend did a ratjob got the clip and put it up on the net... __________________

09-20-2006, 07:03 PM	#35
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