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kin3tic · 09-26-2006, 02:10 PM

What a noob. I didn't even feel bad that he had 6 kids a brand new car and was the single source of income for his entire family. Maybe porn is turning me into an asshole but this guy was counter productive and needed way too much hand holding.

squishypimp · 09-26-2006, 02:12 PM

unfortunate....

Phoenix · 09-26-2006, 02:13 PM

interesting...you get off on being a prick or what?

kin3tic · 09-26-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

interesting...you get off on being a prick or what?

Not really, I gave him 5 months and every resource he needed to improve. Some people just arent capable, but can talk like they know everything there is to know.

madawgz · 09-26-2006, 02:23 PM

what kind of car did he buy?

Antonio · 09-26-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

who are you and what do you do?

he's kin3tic and he's a full-time programmer firerer - kinda like Donald Trump's mini-me

topshelfdesign · 09-26-2006, 02:41 PM

i know what you mean
my one guy kept loseing his internet connection, i offerd to pay his bills etc because he was excellent chance after chance, now im waiting for him to change location

theres only so long you can use someone, if they dont deliver results i drop them

tranza · 09-26-2006, 03:06 PM

6 kids???

fallenmuffin · 09-26-2006, 03:09 PM

Programmers who can't do the job lie,that simple. And probably everyone else in different fields.

Code this -> uh but my legs broke and my wife blah blah 18 kids, 2 houses, 1 car, extendad family blah blah.. fuckin pricks man

C-Bass · 09-26-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

he's kin3tic and he's a full-time programmer firerer - kinda like Donald Trump's mini-me

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Ace_luffy · 09-26-2006, 03:52 PM

it seems that programmer guy is irresponsible.....

so many programmer around the net.. you can choose

Myst · 09-26-2006, 03:59 PM

programmers suck

CaptainHowdy · 09-26-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Myst

programmers suck

!!

kin3tic · 09-26-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Programmers who can't do the job lie,that simple. And probably everyone else in different fields.

Code this -> uh but my legs broke and my wife blah blah 18 kids, 2 houses, 1 car, extendad family blah blah.. fuckin pricks man

I think this is along the same lines, the guy was here in my office so that excuse didn't work. But he took up everyone else's time basically getting them to tell him how do it. I don't mind a new guy learning but there's a point where it's not acceptable to depend on your co-workers for help. My company just doesn't have room for this kind of idiocy.

Burridge · 09-26-2006, 04:17 PM

cant live with em, cant live without em, kind like spinach.

cess · 09-26-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

he's kin3tic and he's a full-time programmer firerer - kinda like Donald Trump's mini-me

fallenmuffin · 09-26-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Myst

programmers suck

Since when do I suck? lol

ChatCash_Rob · 09-26-2006, 04:52 PM

pretty hard to find and train a solid programmer

madawgz · 09-26-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Myst

programmers suck

not if you find the right one

Pleasurepays · 09-26-2006, 05:57 PM

hi... i'm nobody and you don't know me... but i am going to start an useless thread about nothing to try to make myself look credible.

i'm gonna call it "i just fired the pilot of my private jet and three of my assistants" - my pilot made so much money wiht me that he lived in a penthouse in Monaco. i fired him because he kept turning the plane left when i told him right. a real idiot. he had 19 kids, 43 chickens, a llama and the worlds largest booger collection... but he deserved it. fucking n00b. "right" means fucking "right" you dumb bitch asshole.
jesus.
jet rated, war decorated, medal of honor wearing, ex fighter plan flying pilots suck.

sniperwolf · 09-26-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

hi... i'm nobody and you don't know me... but i am going to start an useless thread about nothing to try to make myself look credible.

i'm gonna call it "i just fired the pilot of my private jet and three of my assistants" - my pilot made so much money wiht me that he lived in a penthouse in Monaco. i fired him because he kept turning the plane left when i told him right. a real idiot. he had 19 kids, 43 chickens, a llama and the worlds largest booger collection... but he deserved it. fucking n00b. "right" means fucking "right" you dumb bitch asshole.
jesus.
jet rated, war decorated, medal of honor wearing, ex fighter plan flying pilots suck.

oh, man! lol

Platinumpimp · 09-26-2006, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

hi... i'm nobody and you don't know me... but i am going to start an useless thread about nothing to try to make myself look credible.

i'm gonna call it "i just fired the pilot of my private jet and three of my assistants" - my pilot made so much money wiht me that he lived in a penthouse in Monaco. i fired him because he kept turning the plane left when i told him right. a real idiot. he had 19 kids, 43 chickens, a llama and the worlds largest booger collection... but he deserved it. fucking n00b. "right" means fucking "right" you dumb bitch asshole.
jesus.
jet rated, war decorated, medal of honor wearing, ex fighter plan flying pilots suck.

YoU mAdE teH funny

Lykos · 09-26-2006, 07:20 PM

Who the fuck r u?lol

tony286 · 09-26-2006, 07:24 PM

if he was incompetent why did you hire him? You didn't question his skills? Also I agree this is to impress us.

MrChips · 09-27-2006, 06:21 AM

Programming is an artform - those who dont realise this - or dont believe me are likely to make poor or incompetent programmers.

:|
MrChips

flashfreak · 09-27-2006, 09:12 AM

you're a loser...
if he was that bad how come he passed the interview? or he got the job because he had a nice car?
ranting about this stuff on gfy shows you're just an attention whore (someone post a suitable pic)

SubSonic · 09-27-2006, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

hi... i'm nobody and you don't know me... but i am going to start an useless thread about nothing to try to make myself look credible.

i'm gonna call it "i just fired the pilot of my private jet and three of my assistants" - my pilot made so much money wiht me that he lived in a penthouse in Monaco. i fired him because he kept turning the plane left when i told him right. a real idiot. he had 19 kids, 43 chickens, a llama and the worlds largest booger collection... but he deserved it. fucking n00b. "right" means fucking "right" you dumb bitch asshole.
jesus.
jet rated, war decorated, medal of honor wearing, ex fighter plan flying pilots suck.

BucksMania · 09-27-2006, 10:04 AM

yeah, too many lazy people around...

09-26-2006, 02:10 PM	#1
kin3tic Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 60	I just fired my programmer What a noob. I didn't even feel bad that he had 6 kids a brand new car and was the single source of income for his entire family. Maybe porn is turning me into an asshole but this guy was counter productive and needed way too much hand holding.

09-26-2006, 02:12 PM	#2
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topshelfdesign Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 930	i know what you mean my one guy kept loseing his internet connection, i offerd to pay his bills etc because he was excellent chance after chance, now im waiting for him to change location theres only so long you can use someone, if they dont deliver results i drop them

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fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Programmers who can't do the job lie,that simple. And probably everyone else in different fields. Code this -> uh but my legs broke and my wife blah blah 18 kids, 2 houses, 1 car, extendad family blah blah.. fuckin pricks man

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09-26-2006, 05:57 PM	#20
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	hi... i'm nobody and you don't know me... but i am going to start an useless thread about nothing to try to make myself look credible. i'm gonna call it "i just fired the pilot of my private jet and three of my assistants" - my pilot made so much money wiht me that he lived in a penthouse in Monaco. i fired him because he kept turning the plane left when i told him right. a real idiot. he had 19 kids, 43 chickens, a llama and the worlds largest booger collection... but he deserved it. fucking n00b. "right" means fucking "right" you dumb bitch asshole. jesus. jet rated, war decorated, medal of honor wearing, ex fighter plan flying pilots suck.

09-26-2006, 07:20 PM	#23
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09-26-2006, 07:24 PM	#24
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	if he was incompetent why did you hire him? You didn't question his skills? Also I agree this is to impress us.

09-27-2006, 06:21 AM	#25
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Programming is an artform - those who dont realise this - or dont believe me are likely to make poor or incompetent programmers. :\| MrChips

09-27-2006, 09:12 AM	#26
flashfreak Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cloud number 9 Posts: 4,396	you're a loser... if he was that bad how come he passed the interview? or he got the job because he had a nice car? ranting about this stuff on gfy shows you're just an attention whore (someone post a suitable pic)

09-27-2006, 10:04 AM	#28
BucksMania Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,758	yeah, too many lazy people around...