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If you have, then gimme the dirty details?
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Perv!
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Location: Ontario
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Mr brother does it all the time. He Has done in 5-6 girls in the last 2 months. It's called the "Affection Connection" lol
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So Fucking Banned
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a few times, would not be surprised if it happens again before too long
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I'm here for SPORT
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read about it every day on sleazydream.com
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Sleazy, do you write those stories you have on your galleries yourself? and if you do, don't you get tired of having to make up that stuff all the time?
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I'm here for SPORT
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
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No, because all of them has kids & seem to be looking for wannabe dads....
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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nope never fucked a girl i met online.
ill tell u about this one time tho. i think his name was brad. we met online at ..... err... nevermind
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i met a chick online once(thru friends)
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Location: Seattle, WA
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dawgy
don't spoil the board with man on man shit keep that in your head! LOL |
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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Hell yeah I did. It's great cos they're used to not getting any respect...can you say facial on the first date?
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: San Diego CA USA
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yes me and my wife have!
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CLICK HERE
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i did once, i never went into chatrooms looking for girls or anything, or looking for girls online at all. i post on this other music message board and a girl from there that lives close to me private messaged me and then she started calling me and she called on night drunk asking for a booty call. i didnt go over there but then i called her back one day and asked if she wanted to "hang out" and i went over there and fucked her. next thing i know she starts calling 10x a day and annoyed the shit out of me so i slowly faded her out. moral of the story, don't pick up girls online.
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aspiring banker
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Location: toronto
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aspiring banker
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Location: toronto
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then i'd be fuckin her 10x a day
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Thats why phone sex was invented.
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Location: London, England
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About six months ago I started chatting to ba girl on AOL Instant Message and about a month later we met up to see if we got on as well as we did online and on the phone.
We've now been dating 5 months and I stay at her house every weekend [not this one, Tyson Lewis tonight] |
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Location: North Carolina
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Bunky and I met on line and we have now been together for almost 2 years. And I guess you could say we "fucked"!
Patchs
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i fucked lots of chicks online..... nehow, sleazy, was that you i was playing in HL?????
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Shit...I not only fucked one...I married her too! It helps that she was also in the biz'
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On probation
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me
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i have and what even better i am here with now living with her and making content here in the philippines ,,,,,,,,,,, and ,,,,,,,, wel i better not say that he might read here one time and then kill me
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
Posts: 12,651
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Many and still do.
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We met playing Avalon now we're married and sad to say as happy as ever.
In the days I had time to play MUD's I used to find they were a great way to get phone sex. Fuck paying $5 a minute when you can get them to phone you on a transatlantic call |
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aka K-Man
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Location: The Gutter
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Back in Black
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A friend of mine called me up and wanted to see if I would come out and have a beer with him. He said that he met some girl online and was going to meet her at a locar bar, and he wanted me to be there with him in case of emergency (ugly girl) - I instantly agreed!
We were sitting there at the bar gettin tanked. My buddy's got his eyes glued on the door. Every time some unattractive women would walk in, I would start tapping his leg and say, 'It's her!'. My friends nerves were shot. All of a sudden, it shows up. This whale squeezed her way through the doorway and immediately started 'scanning' the place with her eyes. It was obvious that this was the women. I immediately threw my hand up in the air and started waving her down. My friend was trying to stop me for a second - but it was too late. She made her way around the bar, smiling her ass off (thinking I was the guy). When she made her way over I introduced her to my friend. He shot me a dirty look, then introduced himself to her. It was painfully obvious that there was no love connection here - at least on my friends part. After a short conversation, the women got up and went to the ladies room. My friend was frantically grabbing his money off the bar and telling me to get ready to get the hell outta there. I told him that he should at least come up with an excuse and not just bolt when she in the bathroom. She came back up to us and my friend just blurted out, 'We're going to go get something to eat' - She turned around and pointed at all the menu items on the wall. He then said, 'I want a Wawa hoagie'. He promised that we'd be back and we got out of there and didn't look back. I kinda felt bad for the girl - She obviously spent alot of time getting ready (make-up, hair, etc.) and she definately liked my friend (and me too, I think). I think the only lesson my friend learned that night was to never take me out with him on a blind date like that ever again!
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Too old to care
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Not a girl online. But once met a girl who phoned as a wrong number. We chatted and I asked to meet her. She said tomorrow night 10.00 pm bring a bottle. Guess I'm more charming over the phone than over a keyboard.
Cutting a long story short we were fucking 2-3 times a week for 3-4 hours and I went home 4.00 in the morning. She said she had to get some sleep before going to work. Got it yet? Well one night we were particuarly energetic and fell asleep. At 5.30 a car pulled into the drive, luckerly waking us. It was the husband home from the night shift at Fords, she lived in Rainham. So I had to jump out the window on to the roof, naked, at the back of the house. Climb down into the garden, dress and leg it over the back fence into someone elses garden. Never saw her again after that, don't understand why. Just felt so "USED" |
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Yea, met my girlfriend online. Been almost 2 years now.
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I've fucked a few chicks I met online. You always gotta get a picture of them before you meet them though.
You gotta sift through the fatties and nasties to find the decent ones though.
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I'm here for SPORT
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Ok.
The first day I found Napster I was cruising around the Napster chatrooms laughing at all the 14 year crap and talking as much shit on there as I do here. I started arguing with a girl who took offense that I did not believe that she was in fact a model, hot, and bi. Cause we all know online chatrooms are havens for hot girls right? So I verbally abuse her for an hour or so and make her feel like shit. I ended up downloading some music off of her and started making idle chit chat. Still unconvinced that she was nothing short of a fat asian gay man. Very funny, but a man none the less. Anyhow, she asks if she can add me to her icq. Ok. I figure what the hell, continue the abuse on icq. A year later, she is living with me. Been my girlfriend for 2 years. Come to find out she was hot, a model, and bi. What are the odds. ![]() The Jesus in pink designating a Labret original. |
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aka K-Man
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Labret, lucky bitch.
I've fucked a girl I chatted with in a finnish chatroom. She was 16 I was 19, it was all great. A good while later I chatted with another chick who told me she was 18. I started dating her and after a year of dating I found out she was 16 when we met, I was 21. I still live with her, she's 18 now. ![]() No pics, she said she'd bite my dick off if I EVER showed her pic on the internet.
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P.S. [Labret] - You're one lucky fuck.
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Ive never fucked a woman I met online but I have fuckes a few men
Not surefrs though - all webmasters lol\ One time a good friend I have known for 6 years sent me a message soon after he purchased a computer - we icq'd almost every day for a year then somehting happened and he wasn't online anymore anyway I went on to do other things and travelled for a while then I went back to my hometown and I managed to track him down 3 days later we we decided to get married - 2 weeks later found out i was pregnant the best thing about having ben in contacty online was that it was easier to break the news to him that I was workign in the industry again ( he knows I have worked in it b4 but last time we saw each other i had gone into mainstream) I dunno if I'd have had the heart to tell him to his face - knowing how concerened he always is for me <a href="http://www.dirtydollar.com"><img src="http://www.sexcontents.com/kitty/ddsmall.gif"></a> <a href="http://www.sexcontents.com"><img src="http://www.sexcontents.com/kitty/sexcontentsnew.gif"></a> |
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Hubby and I have got together with a couple we met online. Started off as a good night...but ended with me accidently smacking the hubby in the jaw with my elbow. To make a long story short....Blood and cum everywhere....not a pretty site.
Needless to say we won't be going back to them in a hurry.....lol. http://fallendomains.com 40,000+ expired names daily plus a TON more. |
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I have never fucked a girl...yes that answers it totally.
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well I met this one girl from the net back in january and first we emailed to each other one month and she asked from me if I would like to be her fuck buddy and of course I said "hell yeah!"
then I went to her place (3 hours by train) and we fucked all the weekend.. we have been seeing each other couple of times every month then and all we do is fuck fuck and fuck and she just turned 18.. |
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I like to fuck webmasters that I meet online.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: nyc
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what if they turn out to be greasy men
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God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
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I met my girlfriend online 5 years ago.
She lives not "too far, (...) like a 40 minute drive" like beemk posted, but just 3 hours and 15 minutes flight away from me. Jer |
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i never did
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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We should start a secret group where we share our seduction secrets ;)
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haha a girl from the internet? a bunch of times.. Even the #1 ranked girl at RateMyFace.com a year or two ago.. Was a good deal.
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God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
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Before my girlfriend I have met just one more girl in 1997.
I didn't expect anything from her, just friends, but yes, she was ugly... but stiil a nice girl. |
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God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
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TheFLY, my girlfriend seducted me, so I have no secrets ;)
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