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kmanrox · 06-08-2002, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Turboface
A friend of mine called me up and wanted to see if I would come out and have a beer with him. He said that he met some girl online and was going to meet her at a locar bar, and he wanted me to be there with him in case of emergency (ugly girl) - I instantly agreed!

We were sitting there at the bar gettin tanked. My buddy's got his eyes glued on the door. Every time some unattractive women would walk in, I would start tapping his leg and say, 'It's her!'. My friends nerves were shot.

All of a sudden, it shows up.

This whale squeezed her way through the doorway and immediately started 'scanning' the place with her eyes. It was obvious that this was the women. I immediately threw my hand up in the air and started waving her down. My friend was trying to stop me for a second - but it was too late.

She made her way around the bar, smiling her ass off (thinking I was the guy). When she made her way over I introduced her to my friend. He shot me a dirty look, then introduced himself to her.

It was painfully obvious that there was no love connection here - at least on my friends part. After a short conversation, the women got up and went to the ladies room. My friend was frantically grabbing his money off the bar and telling me to get ready to get the hell outta there. I told him that he should at least come up with an excuse and not just bolt when she in the bathroom.

She came back up to us and my friend just blurted out, 'We're going to go get something to eat' - She turned around and pointed at all the menu items on the wall. He then said, 'I want a Wawa hoagie'. He promised that we'd be back and we got out of there and didn't look back.

I kinda felt bad for the girl - She obviously spent alot of time getting ready (make-up, hair, etc.) and she definately liked my friend (and me too, I think).

I think the only lesson my friend learned that night was to never take me out with him on a blind date like that ever again!

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