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Old 09-18-2006, 02:03 PM   #1
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Can you turn a HO into a HOUSEWIFE????/

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Old 09-18-2006, 02:05 PM   #2
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:05 PM   #3
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why would you want to is my question?
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:06 PM   #4
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:06 PM   #5
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why would you want to is my question?
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:06 PM   #6
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first of all you're going to ruin the fun for all the rest of us.

i hate those guys that come around and fill my "reliable" (as i call them) with all thisi bullshit in their heads
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:10 PM   #7
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i dont know about a ho, but u sure as fuck cant turn a coke whore into a housewife.. and god knows i tried once....
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:10 PM   #8
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i don't see why not, you did a great job turning izzzy into one.

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Old 09-18-2006, 02:12 PM   #9
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it's 2006, you can't turn any woman into a housewife unless you have a 12 inch penis.

threatening her life with guns on a daily basis wouldn't hurt your cause either.
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:13 PM   #10
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the question is do you want a ho or housewife??
i want a houswife willing to dyke out with a ho
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:14 PM   #11
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Not from where I sit you can't. My wife is a terrible housekeeper.
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:15 PM   #12
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now that i think about it, i could most likely turn a morbidly obese ho into a housewife.

don't think i'd want to though.

see sig and get all that design work you've been needing done.
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:19 PM   #13
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:19 PM   #14
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sure, just give her a shirt that says "USEWIFE" and there ya have it, a HOUSEWIFE
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:20 PM   #15
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Thanks for the heads up... !!
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Old 09-18-2006, 02:46 PM   #16
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:02 PM   #17
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I thought ho was short for 'horny housewife'
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would you rather have a prude stepford housewife?
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:04 PM   #18
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Why does your wife have to be a housewife? Isn't that what the maid is for?
This is 2006 not the 50's.
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:06 PM   #19
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Why does your wife have to be a housewife? Isn't that what the maid is for?
This is 2006 not the 50's.
Also, don't you think household chores should be split evenly? Fuck that about the wife doing everything.

Housewife is an obsolete term as it should be.
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:07 PM   #20
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hell no, a ho cant be a housewife!
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:11 PM   #21
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:11 PM   #22
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Apperantly not according to snoop
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:11 PM   #23
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hell no, a ho cant be a housewife!
Nobody has to be or wants to be a housewife. Ho or not.

Women make their own money and don't need to fucken clean for anybody.

That's what a maid is for.
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:20 PM   #24
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Sure you CAN.

Didn't anybody watch Pretty Woman?

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Old 09-18-2006, 03:27 PM   #25
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I think someone here missed the point.
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:30 PM   #26
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Why would I want a housewife? That's what a housecleaner is employed for.
Why would I want a Ho? That's what a prostitute is payed for.

I only pay for one of these services btw,
(and I hope my housecleaner is not a prostitute)
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:33 PM   #27
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Why would I want a housewife? That's what a housecleaner is employed for.
Why would I want a Ho? That's what a prostitute is payed for.

I only pay for one of these services btw,
(and I hope my housecleaner is not a prostitute)
Finally a man with common sense!

This is what I was trying to say but was not eloquent enough to phrase it appropiately.
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:36 PM   #28
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Simply answer NO
but, if you have a HouseWife and you get Divorced....You'll realize she was the most expensive HO you ever had....lol
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:50 PM   #29
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If Dre and Snoop say you can't make a ho a housewife does anything else really need to be said?
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:51 PM   #30
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If Dre and Snoop say you can't make a ho a housewife does anything else really need to be said?
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Old 09-18-2006, 03:56 PM   #31
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Old 09-18-2006, 04:11 PM   #32
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actually i know a fair amount of strippers and a couple actual whores that retired to get married and are still happily married since the 80s. considering that the divorce rate is 50% or better here in l.a., i'd say the women most people would consider hoes have as good a chance as anyone else at being in a successful marriage.
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Old 09-18-2006, 06:12 PM   #33
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there is no way for that
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