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Juicy D. Links 09-18-2006 02:03 PM

Can you turn a HO into a HOUSEWIFE????/
 
No you cant..............


Bookmark this thread when you have doubts


Anybody disagree?

martinsc 09-18-2006 02:05 PM

word....
impossible

Young 09-18-2006 02:05 PM

why would you want to is my question?

BAKO 09-18-2006 02:06 PM

You cant

Antonio 09-18-2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
why would you want to is my question?

bingo !

Young 09-18-2006 02:06 PM

first of all you're going to ruin the fun for all the rest of us.

i hate those guys that come around and fill my "reliable" (as i call them) with all thisi bullshit in their heads

marketsmart 09-18-2006 02:10 PM

i dont know about a ho, but u sure as fuck cant turn a coke whore into a housewife.. and god knows i tried once....

seeric 09-18-2006 02:10 PM

i don't see why not, you did a great job turning izzzy into one.

:1orglaugh

ClubAdultDesign 09-18-2006 02:12 PM

it's 2006, you can't turn any woman into a housewife unless you have a 12 inch penis.

threatening her life with guns on a daily basis wouldn't hurt your cause either.

BusterBunny 09-18-2006 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete
the question is do you want a ho or housewife??

i want a houswife willing to dyke out with a ho:thumbsup

ronaldo 09-18-2006 02:14 PM

Not from where I sit you can't. My wife is a terrible housekeeper.

ClubAdultDesign 09-18-2006 02:15 PM

now that i think about it, i could most likely turn a morbidly obese ho into a housewife.

don't think i'd want to though.

see sig and get all that design work you've been needing done.

SxDx 09-18-2006 02:19 PM

once a ho, always a ho

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-18-2006 02:19 PM

sure, just give her a shirt that says "USEWIFE" and there ya have it, a HOUSEWIFE

CaptainHowdy 09-18-2006 02:20 PM

Thanks for the heads up... :thumbsup!!

carol.prime 09-18-2006 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxDx
once a ho, always a ho

well said :thumbsup

Cyndalie 09-18-2006 03:02 PM

I thought ho was short for 'horny housewife'
???

would you rather have a prude stepford housewife?

bausch 09-18-2006 03:04 PM

Why does your wife have to be a housewife? Isn't that what the maid is for?
This is 2006 not the 50's.

bausch 09-18-2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch
Why does your wife have to be a housewife? Isn't that what the maid is for?
This is 2006 not the 50's.

Also, don't you think household chores should be split evenly? Fuck that about the wife doing everything.

Housewife is an obsolete term as it should be.

squishypimp 09-18-2006 03:07 PM

hell no, a ho cant be a housewife!

tranza 09-18-2006 03:11 PM

Thanks for letting us know.

gwerzal 09-18-2006 03:11 PM

Apperantly not according to snoop

bausch 09-18-2006 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
hell no, a ho cant be a housewife!

Nobody has to be or wants to be a housewife. Ho or not.

Women make their own money and don't need to fucken clean for anybody.

That's what a maid is for.

Zalez 09-18-2006 03:20 PM

Sure you CAN.

Didn't anybody watch Pretty Woman?

http://www.mi-direccion.com/divx/P/Pretty-Woman-Vcd.jpg

Pornwolf 09-18-2006 03:27 PM

I think someone here missed the point.:Oh crap

borked 09-18-2006 03:30 PM

Why would I want a housewife? That's what a housecleaner is employed for.
Why would I want a Ho? That's what a prostitute is payed for.

I only pay for one of these services btw,
(and I hope my housecleaner is not a prostitute)

bausch 09-18-2006 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked
Why would I want a housewife? That's what a housecleaner is employed for.
Why would I want a Ho? That's what a prostitute is payed for.

I only pay for one of these services btw,
(and I hope my housecleaner is not a prostitute)

Finally a man with common sense!

This is what I was trying to say but was not eloquent enough to phrase it appropiately.

Big Red Machine 09-18-2006 03:36 PM

Simply answer NO
but, if you have a HouseWife and you get Divorced....You'll realize she was the most expensive HO you ever had....lol

leedogg 09-18-2006 03:50 PM

If Dre and Snoop say you can't make a ho a housewife does anything else really need to be said?

leedogg 09-18-2006 03:51 PM

If Dre and Snoop say you can't make a ho a housewife does anything else really need to be said?

Juicy D. Links 09-18-2006 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
why would you want to is my question?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

basschick 09-18-2006 04:11 PM

actually i know a fair amount of strippers and a couple actual whores that retired to get married and are still happily married since the 80s. considering that the divorce rate is 50% or better here in l.a., i'd say the women most people would consider hoes have as good a chance as anyone else at being in a successful marriage.

Lykos 09-18-2006 06:12 PM

there is no way for that


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