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Big_D · 09-14-2006, 07:05 PM

Well, I am in Thailand and I have decided I want a pet monkey rather than a dog or cat. If anyone knows where i can get one let me know. Thanks everyone.

sickkittens · 09-14-2006, 07:08 PM

Ask this guy...he know's.

Big_D · 09-14-2006, 07:09 PM

lmao, i should have expected a fair amount of pervertedness posting this question here, but in all actuality im being serious....

=^..^= · 09-14-2006, 07:35 PM

do u know how much work goes into having a pet monkey??
I looked into it a lot when one guy i was dating was talking about getting one..

they are just like having a 3 year old kid who NEVER grows up.. they have to wear diapers indoors until you can train them - and some never learn...
in reality it is like having a ADD spastic child on crack

CAREFULLY consider that you won't be able to take this monkey with you 99.9% of places u travel... and WHO will monkey sit for u when u need to travel anywhere

find some people who HAVE a monkey and ask them, join some sites for monkey owners and get the real word..

PLEASE dont buy a mokey as a "CUTE" idea.. thailand and other asian countires are already covered in once "pets" now abondoned into the streets after their owners realized how fucked up they are for pets.

notabook · 09-14-2006, 07:50 PM

A monkey once attacked me when I was a kid, bit part of my ear off. It was my fault because I kept shooting it with a rubber band gun lol. It was my neighbors, they do make a nice pet as long as you have patience with them. Sometimes they do not get along well with other pets though, they can be quite mean when they wanna.

Big_D · 09-14-2006, 07:55 PM

I have done the research on them and I know what it entails....Not worried about that, its not just a cute idea its something I have been wanting to do for a while. Just couldnt in the states, always way too much money

Spunky · 09-14-2006, 07:56 PM

They take a massive amount of time and energy and need a lot of room..don't get a spyder monkey..they are insane and will drive you there as well

reynold · 09-14-2006, 07:58 PM

Try visiting Thailand's local public markets; maybe locals still sell those cratures there.

Violetta · 09-14-2006, 08:09 PM

ask pippi longstockings!

Scootermuze · 09-14-2006, 08:40 PM

I bought a squirrel monkey from a pet store back in the 60's..

Way too much trouble.. it stunk.. and the little bastard bit me.. then after about 2 weeks it died..

At the time I was too young & dumb to worry about it not being a domesticated animal..

squishypimp · 09-14-2006, 09:04 PM

or better yet get a rhino!

E$_manager · 09-14-2006, 09:07 PM

are you sure? You will get tired of it very soon and your appartment may be seriously damaged.

sickkittens · 09-14-2006, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D

I have done the research on them and I know what it entails....Not worried about that, its not just a cute idea its something I have been wanting to do for a while. Just couldnt in the states, always way too much money

No offense, but if you've done alot of research, wouldn't you know where to find one?

sniperwolf · 09-14-2006, 09:21 PM

We used to have a monkey at home when my Uncle asked us to look after it..
it's cool but somewhat alarming..

DeadFidel · 09-14-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

No offense, but if you've done alot of research, wouldn't you know where to find one?

Owned. Don't F--k with Sickkittens

DeadFidel · 09-14-2006, 09:34 PM

Why do I find time to google on such a subject? You are so silly

Spunky · 09-14-2006, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Try visiting Thailand's local public markets; maybe locals still sell those cratures there.

So you're Asian? I figured as much

Antonio · 09-14-2006, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

A monkey once attacked me when I was a kid, bit part of my ear off. It was my fault because I kept shooting it with a rubber band gun lol. It was my neighbors, they do make a nice pet as long as you have patience with them. Sometimes they do not get along well with other pets though, they can be quite mean when they wanna.

a motherfuvking monkey bit my thumb when I was 5 years old, it happened at the zoo. It was a small monkey, all I wanted was to touch its nose, the beast thought I was feeding it

E$_manager · 09-14-2006, 09:40 PM

A friend of mine had a little monkey at home and it kissed her all the time. After some time we realized it liked her lipstick.

Tasty.

Z · 09-14-2006, 09:41 PM

Don't do it man...trust me.

E$_manager · 09-14-2006, 10:11 PM

may be you'd better take a tropical parrot? Cacadu for example.

MyNameIsNobody · 09-14-2006, 10:15 PM

get something cool instead, like a panther.. then you can scare the crap outta people when it grows up.. if you manage to train it well enough not to eat you that is

rodney25 · 09-14-2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

are you sure? You will get tired of it very soon and your appartment may be seriously damaged.

Monkeys are noisy pets as well; especially if you have visitors in your house.

09-14-2006, 07:05 PM	#1
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	Looking for a pet monkey Well, I am in Thailand and I have decided I want a pet monkey rather than a dog or cat. If anyone knows where i can get one let me know. Thanks everyone.

09-14-2006, 07:08 PM	#2
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09-14-2006, 07:35 PM	#4
=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	do u know how much work goes into having a pet monkey?? I looked into it a lot when one guy i was dating was talking about getting one.. they are just like having a 3 year old kid who NEVER grows up.. they have to wear diapers indoors until you can train them - and some never learn... in reality it is like having a ADD spastic child on crack CAREFULLY consider that you won't be able to take this monkey with you 99.9% of places u travel... and WHO will monkey sit for u when u need to travel anywhere find some people who HAVE a monkey and ask them, join some sites for monkey owners and get the real word.. PLEASE dont buy a mokey as a "CUTE" idea.. thailand and other asian countires are already covered in once "pets" now abondoned into the streets after their owners realized how fucked up they are for pets. __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	A monkey once attacked me when I was a kid, bit part of my ear off. It was my fault because I kept shooting it with a rubber band gun lol. It was my neighbors, they do make a nice pet as long as you have patience with them. Sometimes they do not get along well with other pets though, they can be quite mean when they wanna. __________________

09-14-2006, 07:56 PM	#7
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	They take a massive amount of time and energy and need a lot of room..don't get a spyder monkey..they are insane and will drive you there as well __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

09-14-2006, 07:09 PM	#3
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	lmao, i should have expected a fair amount of pervertedness posting this question here, but in all actuality im being serious....

09-14-2006, 07:55 PM	#6
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	I have done the research on them and I know what it entails....Not worried about that, its not just a cute idea its something I have been wanting to do for a while. Just couldnt in the states, always way too much money

09-14-2006, 07:58 PM	#8
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Try visiting Thailand's local public markets; maybe locals still sell those cratures there.

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09-14-2006, 08:40 PM	#10
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	I bought a squirrel monkey from a pet store back in the 60's.. Way too much trouble.. it stunk.. and the little bastard bit me.. then after about 2 weeks it died.. At the time I was too young & dumb to worry about it not being a domesticated animal..

09-14-2006, 09:04 PM	#11
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09-14-2006, 09:34 PM	#16
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09-14-2006, 09:40 PM	#19
E$_manager Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pink adult dreams Posts: 13,557	A friend of mine had a little monkey at home and it kissed her all the time. After some time we realized it liked her lipstick. Tasty. __________________ Enjoy more sales with EnjoyBucks! Homemade: Asian : Ebony : GFs : Voyeur : Nudist : Public : 3D

09-14-2006, 09:41 PM	#20
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Don't do it man...trust me.

09-14-2006, 10:11 PM	#21
E$_manager Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pink adult dreams Posts: 13,557	may be you'd better take a tropical parrot? Cacadu for example. __________________ Enjoy more sales with EnjoyBucks! Homemade: Asian : Ebony : GFs : Voyeur : Nudist : Public : 3D

09-14-2006, 10:15 PM	#22
MyNameIsNobody Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swedän Posts: 2,947	get something cool instead, like a panther.. then you can scare the crap outta people when it grows up.. if you manage to train it well enough not to eat you that is __________________ MyNameIsNobody - ICQ: 279-601-583 Last edited by MyNameIsNobody; 09-14-2006 at 10:17 PM..