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Old 09-11-2006, 02:29 PM   #1
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A divorced Jessica Simpson Turns me ON - Pics

I could care less about her before, but now she turns me on.




She is getting hotter, and now that she is available we all have a chance to get her

What do you guys think? Post pics if you have any.

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Old 09-11-2006, 02:32 PM   #2
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:40 PM   #3
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:44 PM   #4
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Besides her amazing stupidity theres something else that totally turns me off. Something in her face i guess. I would maybe hit it if i was drunk enough.
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:46 PM   #5
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Besides her amazing stupidity theres something else that totally turns me off. Something in her face i guess. I would maybe hit it if i was drunk enough.
That's how I use to feel, but not any more. I want her
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:48 PM   #6
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Besides her amazing stupidity theres something else that totally turns me off. Something in her face i guess. I would maybe hit it if i was drunk enough.

totally agree - JS has many issues - and just her personality alone makes her a big turn off. Yet, for those kids who can't make that distinction - those that would fuck a couch of it had a hole in it - then anything with two legs would get their harmones running.
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:51 PM   #7
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totally agree - JS has many issues - and just her personality alone makes her a big turn off. Yet, for those kids who can't make that distinction - those that would fuck a couch of it had a hole in it - then anything with two legs would get their harmones running.
So, you are telling me you wont hit it if you had the chance?

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Old 09-11-2006, 02:51 PM   #8
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damaged goods.

and by damaged, i mean brain damaged.
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:54 PM   #9
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damaged goods.

and by damaged, i mean brain damaged.

Nice Sig.
So you don't like brain damaged?
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:55 PM   #10
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Nice Sig.
So you don't like brain damaged?

i prefer non brain damaged.

i would fuck her. i would just have to make sure she didn't talk.
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Old 09-11-2006, 02:59 PM   #11
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totally agree - JS has many issues - and just her personality alone makes her a big turn off. Yet, for those kids who can't make that distinction - those that would fuck a couch of it had a hole in it - then anything with two legs would get their harmones running.
You guys are funny. She is not anything with two legs. She is hot, but stupid.
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:03 PM   #12
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i prefer non brain damaged.

i would fuck her. i would just have to make sure she didn't talk.
Now we are on the same level.
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:03 PM   #13
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:03 PM   #14
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:06 PM   #15
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Yeah, you have a chance. She wants you!
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:06 PM   #16
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now that she is available we all have a chance to get her


Let us know how that works out for you.

Back on topic...she's fistable.
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:07 PM   #17
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:08 PM   #18
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Who cares is she is stupid? If you wanna TALK to someone as hot as that, you need to slow down on the cocksmoking.

She could be as bright as a vegetable for all I care. In fact, its a shame they dont make her as a Real Doll.
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:09 PM   #19
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Back on topic...she's fistable.
Hey watch it man, She may be my future bride

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Old 09-11-2006, 03:11 PM   #20
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:13 PM   #21
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:18 PM   #22
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Hey watch it man, She may be my future bride
Then get prepared for your honeymoon!
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:20 PM   #23
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:21 PM   #24
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OMG !

OK, that pic has just redefined my entire world.

I now have a picture of the perfect woman.

If only she'd keep her mouth shut unless I had something to put in it.

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Old 09-11-2006, 03:21 PM   #26
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Dumber than a sack of potatos, but hot as hell! I would love to bang the shit out of her!
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:22 PM   #27
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I didn't know it was an Art. Thanks.
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:23 PM   #28
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:32 PM   #31
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:37 PM   #33
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:40 PM   #35
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Besides her amazing stupidity theres something else that totally turns me off. Something in her face i guess. I would maybe hit it if i was drunk enough.
i am on your side...

her jaw moves like it is detachable...some guys may find that attractive, i find it unnerving
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Her stupidity is a major turn off though. She'd be a great fuck, but she'd make me nuts after about a day.
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Yes, I can't stop thinking of her

that picture is terrible. someone get her a cheeseburger before she faints!
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:55 PM   #40
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She's just not my type. I can see why people would be attracted to her, but I'd skip hitting it.
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if she can turn on this hoover, then she can do anything...
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her jaw moves like it is detachable...some guys may find that attractive, i find it unnerving
Her jaw out of all things. Come on man.

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Yeah, i'm sure all you guys wouldn't hit it... you know... you'd HAVE to be drunk to hit it... uh huh

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her jaw moves like it is detachable...some guys may find that attractive, i find it unnerving
Dude, you think SEKA is hot.

You've been in the "Not allowed to publicly voice their opinion of women's looks" category ever since.

Please come back tonight when I post my "Funniest CarrotTop lines" thread. You're qualified to judge that.
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saw her on leno last week.
before the interview i thought she was dumber than dirt.
after the interview i realized that comparing her intelligence to dirt was a terrible thing to do... to dirt.

doesn't mean i would hit it over & over & over & over & over again, though!
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She's a total enigma. I mean, in one sense she's so stupid she has less brains than the moon has oxygen, yet in another sense she's so stupid she's probably got more money than 99% of everyone who posted on this thread so far combined. And 1000 times the fame.

Every guy on this thread except for the gay ones would hit it as many times as it cared to let them hit it.
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