A divorced Jessica Simpson Turns me ON - Pics
 

I could care less about her before, but now she turns me on.

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She is getting hotter, and now that she is available we all have a chance to get her :)

What do you guys think? Post pics if you have any.

Bimbo...

I don't care :)
http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica4.jpg

Besides her amazing stupidity theres something else that totally turns me off. Something in her face i guess. I would maybe hit it if i was drunk enough.

That's how I use to feel, but not any more. I want her :)
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totally agree - JS has many issues - and just her personality alone makes her a big turn off. Yet, for those kids who can't make that distinction - those that would fuck a couch of it had a hole in it - then anything with two legs would get their harmones running.

So, you are telling me you wont hit it if you had the chance?

damaged goods.

and by damaged, i mean brain damaged.

:1orglaugh
Nice Sig.
So you don't like brain damaged?

i prefer non brain damaged.

i would fuck her. i would just have to make sure she didn't talk.

You guys are funny. She is not anything with two legs. She is hot, but stupid.
http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica8.jpg

Now we are on the same level.

Yeah, you have a chance. She wants you!

Whatever, who cares if she has brains or even beauty? She has a warm wet hole and that's all that matters in life.

Thanks, I know :upsidedow

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Let us know how that works out for you.

Back on topic...she's fistable.

This pic deserves a photoshop....

Who cares is she is stupid? If you wanna TALK to someone as hot as that, you need to slow down on the cocksmoking.

She could be as bright as a vegetable for all I care. In fact, its a shame they dont make her as a Real Doll.

Hey watch it man, She may be my future bride :)

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica1.jpg

im with ya bro
she is one fine piece of ass

She is Gorgeous

Then get prepared for your honeymoon!

ya, she hot

She'ssssssssss hotttttttt :thumbsup

OMG !

OK, that pic has just redefined my entire world.

I now have a picture of the perfect woman.

If only she'd keep her mouth shut unless I had something to put in it.

:2 cents:

Dumber than a sack of potatos, but hot as hell! I would love to bang the shit out of her!:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/fistingbook.jpg

I didn't know it was an Art. Thanks.

she's ok to me

Id hit it

Yes, I can't stop thinking of her :Oh crap
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She gets my fluids pumping

she is so hot

she looks hot :)

she is definately hot. :2 cents: :hitit

i am on your side...

her jaw moves like it is detachable...some guys may find that attractive, i find it unnerving

She'slooking better each day! DAMN! Id hit it!

Her stupidity is a major turn off though. She'd be a great fuck, but she'd make me nuts after about a day.

that picture is terrible. someone get her a cheeseburger before she faints!

She is so fuc king beautifull :thumbsup

samir likes what he sees... please post more

She's just not my type. I can see why people would be attracted to her, but I'd skip hitting it.

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica4.jpg

I want this dress!

if she can turn on this hoover, then she can do anything...

Her jaw out of all things. Come on man.

http://www.upfreehost.net/gfy/jessica/jessica7.jpg

definitely in the top 5 hottest in hollywood for sure!!

Yeah, i'm sure all you guys wouldn't hit it... you know... you'd HAVE to be drunk to hit it... uh huh

get real

Dude, you think SEKA is hot.

You've been in the "Not allowed to publicly voice their opinion of women's looks" category ever since.

Please come back tonight when I post my "Funniest CarrotTop lines" thread. You're qualified to judge that.

saw her on leno last week.
before the interview i thought she was dumber than dirt.
after the interview i realized that comparing her intelligence to dirt was a terrible thing to do... to dirt.

doesn't mean i would hit it over & over & over & over & over again, though! :)

tired of working on it
 

She's a total enigma. I mean, in one sense she's so stupid she has less brains than the moon has oxygen, yet in another sense she's so stupid she's probably got more money than 99% of everyone who posted on this thread so far combined. And 1000 times the fame.

Every guy on this thread except for the gay ones would hit it as many times as it cared to let them hit it.