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pornjudge · 09-14-2006, 05:54 AM

Now... what I will tell you is not bullshit. Like some people know, I have been in Indonesia now for about 4 months visiting my GF. About 2 months ago my gf went to the hospital for an USG of her breasts. When touching her breasts, she could feel some kind of growths inside her breast. So, after one week we got the results of her USG & they did reveal growths on her breasts.

So, we went and see her family doctor & told her its not that serious but needs to be operated for removal. So, since she never had a baby, she prefered traditional medication. Her father spoke with his brother in law, a Javanese man that does energy transformation. So, basically my GF went to her parents house 2 days ago to meet this man.

Unfortunately I was not there to see this because I was busy working

They also purchased a goat for the energy tranformation, goat coast like 30.00 US. She was there surrounded by her family & they prayed & did rosary for about 30 minutes in Javanese language & trying to remove the growth from her breasts & transferering it to the goat.

After the prayers were over, The uncle basically took the goat outside on the road & thanking it for becoming the medium for the energy transfer. After thanking it, they slaughtered the goat & looked inside of it & saw my GF's growths already transfered in the dead goat.....

My GF checked her breasts the next day & guess what, the growths were all gone.

NOW IS THAT FUCKIN COOLEST THING U EVER HEARD....

They took pics of the event but i dont have them now....

PJ

Violetta · 09-14-2006, 05:57 AM

wtf? lol

Glad to hear your gf is better!

godisdead · 09-14-2006, 05:57 AM

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NickPapageorgio · 09-14-2006, 05:57 AM

lmao...I don't mean to laugh...but that is the craziest shit I ever heard in my life bro. Good for her though...if they are gone then it's a miracle. Fucking goat never saw it coming.

NickPapageorgio · 09-14-2006, 06:01 AM

pathmaster · 09-14-2006, 06:01 AM

oh Really?

pornjudge · 09-14-2006, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead

If this is correct, you can get $1,000,000 from the Amazing Randi. Check it out.

Its not magic, its all about praying hard & having the goat as the medium...

notabook · 09-14-2006, 06:04 AM

rofl @ black magic.

Klen · 09-14-2006, 06:07 AM

Hard to belive that.

Machete_ · 09-14-2006, 06:09 AM

I had a growth in my pants yesterday, but I transferred "my energy" to a sheep and now its gone.

Machete_ · 09-14-2006, 06:12 AM

Also another time, I had a growth in my pants, and I went to a Healer. She said some magic words. stroked the growth, and after 3-4 minutes it was gone.

fr0gman · 09-14-2006, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

Now... what I will tell you is not bullshit. Like some people know, I have been in Indonesia now for about 4 months visiting my GF. About 2 months ago my gf went to the hospital for an USG of her breasts. When touching her breasts, she could feel some kind of growths inside her breast. So, after one week we got the results of her USG & they did reveal growths on her breasts.

So, we went and see her family doctor & told her its not that serious but needs to be operated for removal. So, since she never had a baby, she prefered traditional medication. Her father spoke with his brother in law, a Javanese man that does energy transformation. So, basically my GF went to her parents house 2 days ago to meet this man.

Unfortunately I was not there to see this because I was busy working

They also purchased a goat for the energy tranformation, goat coast like 30.00 US. She was there surrounded by her family & they prayed & did rosary for about 30 minutes in Javanese language & trying to remove the growth from her breasts & transferering it to the goat.

After the prayers were over, The uncle basically took the goat outside on the road & thanking it for becoming the medium for the energy transfer. After thanking it, they slaughtered the goat & looked inside of it & saw my GF's growths already transfered in the dead goat.....

My GF checked her breasts the next day & guess what, the growths were all gone.

NOW IS THAT FUCKIN COOLEST THING U EVER HEARD....

They took pics of the event but i dont have them now....

PJ

We had a very similar experience with my girlfriend (now wife) about a year ago. We did not use goats and Javanese but the result was the same.

Her doctor came and asked me, "What did you do? I have never seen these lumps just go away on their own."

We do not yet understand but a fraction of the power of the mind.

pornjudge · 09-14-2006, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

I had a growth in my pants yesterday, but I transferred "my energy" to a sheep and now its gone.

Ur joking? but im not...

msan · 09-14-2006, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

J. Falcon · 09-14-2006, 06:39 AM

Thats amazing. Good to hear your gf is better.

pornjudge · 09-14-2006, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fr0gman

We had a very similar experience with my girlfriend (now wife) about a year ago. We did not use goats and Javanese but the result was the same.

Her doctor came and asked me, "What did you do? I have never seen these lumps just go away on their own."

We do not yet understand but a fraction of the power of the mind.

Did you guys make any prayers?

MyNameIsNobody · 09-14-2006, 07:12 AM

I wouldn't belive that thing even if it happened right before my eyes.. maybe I'm just stupid

Juilan · 09-14-2006, 07:51 AM

post those lumpy goat pics!

carol.prime · 09-14-2006, 08:04 AM

Whether I put belief on it or not, still glad to know that your GF actually did get better with that 'faith healing' thing or whatever you may call it.

Helix · 09-14-2006, 08:07 AM

This guy doesn't believe it, and now he is looking for you.

Sexsitesurfer · 09-14-2006, 08:38 AM

Love thy goat!

edgeprod · 09-14-2006, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

I had a growth in my pants yesterday, but I transferred "my energy" to a sheep and now its gone.

Holy shit man, that was just too funny.

Pete-KT · 09-14-2006, 09:22 AM

Glad your GFis better then

MetaMan · 09-14-2006, 09:25 AM

you must be smoking some pretty good crack man, i would suggest you stop smoking crack with your family and doctors because at least one of you needs to be sober (and i dont mean the goat).

free4porn · 09-14-2006, 09:43 AM

they are gone so its all good

Boobs · 09-14-2006, 10:10 AM

great story

brand0n · 09-14-2006, 10:14 AM

im going to spit some vodka on a chicken

brb

sixsax · 09-14-2006, 10:14 AM

Good story and glad to hear your girlfriend is ok, but how the hell do you thank a goat? ;)

NickPapageorgio · 09-14-2006, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

im going to spit some vodka on a chicken

brb

Alcohol abuse!! Please don't abuse your alcohol.

JD · 09-14-2006, 10:39 AM

this is one of those "You had to be there" moments. I think it's bs but whatever works. Glad your gf is ok

BluewireAngie · 09-14-2006, 11:04 AM

I believe those stories.
3 years ago, my father had this rheumatism for a month already and his medication won't cure him anymore. A family friend introduce us to some aetas who practice this kind of traditional medication. They ask us to get chicken eggs and they perform some ritual thing and when they crack the eggs we found lots of sands and tiny bits of woods inside the eggyolk. And we are all amazed coz a minute after that my father can walk already and don't feel the pain anymore.

Amazing!

pornjudge · 09-14-2006, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie

I believe those stories.
3 years ago, my father had this rheumatism for a month already and his medication won't cure him anymore. A family friend introduce us to some aetas who practice this kind of traditional medication. They ask us to get chicken eggs and they perform some ritual thing and when they crack the eggs we found lots of sands and tiny bits of woods inside the eggyolk. And we are all amazed coz a minute after that my father can walk already and don't feel the pain anymore.

Amazing!

Is your father still painless free?

reynold · 09-14-2006, 07:15 PM

Crazy story there. Well, I am just gald that your gf is ok now.

Barefootsies · 09-14-2006, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pathmaster

oh Really?

=^..^= · 09-14-2006, 07:27 PM

i believe it... ive heard many similar stories
im glad ur gf is better

=^..^= · 09-14-2006, 07:27 PM

i believe it... ive heard many similar stories
im glad ur gf is better

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E$_manager · 09-14-2006, 08:41 PM

You have a nice familly now in Indonesia ! Be careful, never cheet on your girlfriend or something bad will happen.

squishypimp · 09-14-2006, 08:42 PM

wow, glad i read that!

E$_manager · 09-14-2006, 09:05 PM

I always believed in such things. But to learn to do it myself, if i had an oppotunity - scary.

pornjudge · 09-15-2006, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

You have a nice familly now in Indonesia ! Be careful, never cheet on your girlfriend or something bad will happen.

I will take your advice Cristie

Better keep my tool where it belongs

and only use it on my vehicle

bizarrejan · 09-15-2006, 01:45 AM

not sure if i believe it

clip4free · 09-15-2006, 02:07 AM

good to hear that she was cured!

Lazonby · 09-15-2006, 02:12 AM

I believe it. I also believe in Santa Claus, ghosts, leprechauns and pixies.

sonofsam · 09-15-2006, 02:15 AM

.............. you killed a goat!? after thanking him and making him think everythings all good!?

ASSHOLE!

Ace_luffy · 09-15-2006, 02:31 AM

damn...

i hope your gf will fine........

pornjudge · 09-15-2006, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

.............. you killed a goat!? after thanking him and making him think everythings all good!?

ASSHOLE!

I did not killed the goat, her uncle did so why r u calling me the asshole? You eat meat correct? So what do you think they kill for you to consume it? ANIMAL! so that makes u an asshole also...

sonofsam · 09-16-2006, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

I did not killed the goat, her uncle did so why r u calling me the asshole? You eat meat correct? So what do you think they kill for you to consume it? ANIMAL! so that makes u an asshole also...

Keep taking everything you read on the internet seriously

squishypimp · 09-16-2006, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

lol

Beejeebers · 09-16-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

Its not magic, its all about praying hard & having the goat as the medium...

Fuck I wish I read this thread yesterday, here we were using a fucking horse as the medium that whole time...doh. Live and learn I guess.

09-14-2006, 05:54 AM	#1
pornjudge So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Upmywomansass Posts: 2,214	Believe it or not? Must Read!!! Now... what I will tell you is not bullshit. Like some people know, I have been in Indonesia now for about 4 months visiting my GF. About 2 months ago my gf went to the hospital for an USG of her breasts. When touching her breasts, she could feel some kind of growths inside her breast. So, after one week we got the results of her USG & they did reveal growths on her breasts. So, we went and see her family doctor & told her its not that serious but needs to be operated for removal. So, since she never had a baby, she prefered traditional medication. Her father spoke with his brother in law, a Javanese man that does energy transformation. So, basically my GF went to her parents house 2 days ago to meet this man. Unfortunately I was not there to see this because I was busy working They also purchased a goat for the energy tranformation, goat coast like 30.00 US. She was there surrounded by her family & they prayed & did rosary for about 30 minutes in Javanese language & trying to remove the growth from her breasts & transferering it to the goat. After the prayers were over, The uncle basically took the goat outside on the road & thanking it for becoming the medium for the energy transfer. After thanking it, they slaughtered the goat & looked inside of it & saw my GF's growths already transfered in the dead goat..... My GF checked her breasts the next day & guess what, the growths were all gone. NOW IS THAT FUCKIN COOLEST THING U EVER HEARD.... They took pics of the event but i dont have them now.... PJ

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NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	lmao...I don't mean to laugh...but that is the craziest shit I ever heard in my life bro. Good for her though...if they are gone then it's a miracle. Fucking goat never saw it coming. __________________

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