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Old 09-13-2006, 07:35 PM   #1
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My penis is too big for a FLESHLIGHT do they make a FLESHTHERMOS?
Hey guys just wondering if there was a bigger version of the fleshlight.
I had to return mine because it was too small for me to penetrate.
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:48 PM   #2
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Yeah, I had the exact same problem.
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:51 PM   #3
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you are a tool.
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:52 PM   #4
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funny even though you're a racist asshole
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:59 PM   #5
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i guess they'll need proof ...pics pls.. hehe
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:00 PM   #6
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american indians have bigger cocks than africans....
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:03 PM   #7
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american indians have bigger cocks than africans....

Hehehe....
I guess thats why my penis is so big.....
Native American and African blood runs thru the veins of me penis
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:03 PM   #8
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Hahaha...
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:07 PM   #9
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yeah, me too. I got two, unscrewed the tops of both, and taped them together. Even then, my tip doesn't get the love it needs. Weird huh...
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:10 PM   #10
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:49 PM   #11
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proof needed here
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:51 PM   #12
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Don't flatter yourself, kiddo.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:54 PM   #13
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Hey guys just wondering if there was a smaller version of the fleshlight.
I had to return mine because it was too big for me to stick my small dick into its hole and feel anything.
i fixed it for you
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:23 PM   #14
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Well hello thar! haha
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:26 PM   #15
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My nose is bigger than my penis.
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:28 PM   #16
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:21 PM   #17
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lmao

how about fleshwater coolers?
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:37 PM   #18
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i 'd like to have your problems :-)
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:39 PM   #19
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My nose is bigger than my penis.


Why does my nose itch now?
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:45 PM   #20
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Mine pokes out the end so I have to take the cap off.....
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:48 PM   #21
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Mine pokes out the end so I have to take the cap off.....
A cap? You mean I can drain it?
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:28 AM   #22
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I want proof Post pics in this thread, please
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:39 AM   #23
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Proof not needed. Mine reaches the end and I gotta remove the cap to fully penetrate...but then it doesn't allow the succession to work its magic. Kinda sucks so I just fuck it half way...then have my fiancee help with the rest
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:18 AM   #24
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your Internet penis is 15" so your real penis is 3 inches right?
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:24 AM   #25
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My dick is so big that I need a FLESHBUS!
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:27 AM   #26
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you do realize that your attempting to fit it over the wrong head
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:21 AM   #27
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Well try with two flesh lights.
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:26 AM   #28
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your Internet penis is 15" so your real penis is 3 inches right?

Play nice Pete, you know the ratio is 1:3 not 1:5....
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:09 PM   #29
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