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Platinum Lantern 09-13-2006 07:35 PM

My penis is too big for a FLESHLIGHT do they make a FLESHTHERMOS?
 
Hey guys just wondering if there was a bigger version of the fleshlight.
I had to return mine because it was too small for me to penetrate.

tranza 09-13-2006 07:48 PM

Yeah, I had the exact same problem.

StuBradley 09-13-2006 07:51 PM

you are a tool.

OG LennyT 09-13-2006 07:52 PM

funny even though you're a racist asshole

sniperwolf 09-13-2006 07:59 PM

i guess they'll need proof ...pics pls.. hehe

marketsmart 09-13-2006 08:00 PM

american indians have bigger cocks than africans....

Platinum Lantern 09-13-2006 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
american indians have bigger cocks than africans....


Hehehe....
I guess thats why my penis is so big.....
Native American and African blood runs thru the veins of me penis :thumbsup

msan 09-13-2006 08:03 PM

Hahaha...

Chichio 09-13-2006 08:07 PM

yeah, me too. I got two, unscrewed the tops of both, and taped them together. Even then, my tip doesn't get the love it needs. Weird huh...

BusterBunny 09-13-2006 08:10 PM

accept no imitations......

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-...eshlightad.jpg

CamsLord 09-13-2006 08:49 PM

proof needed here

KrisKross 09-13-2006 08:51 PM

Don't flatter yourself, kiddo.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-13-2006 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
Hey guys just wondering if there was a smaller version of the fleshlight.
I had to return mine because it was too big for me to stick my small dick into its hole and feel anything.

i fixed it for you

RRRED 09-13-2006 09:23 PM

Well hello thar! :winkwink: haha

BoyAlley 09-13-2006 09:26 PM

My nose is bigger than my penis. :Oh crap

MaLayLaH 09-13-2006 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
i fixed it for you


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuzzylogic 09-13-2006 10:21 PM

lmao

how about fleshwater coolers?

bobby666 09-13-2006 10:37 PM

i 'd like to have your problems :-)

spasmo 09-13-2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
My nose is bigger than my penis. :Oh crap

:1orglaugh

Why does my nose itch now?

stickyfingerz 09-13-2006 10:45 PM

Mine pokes out the end so I have to take the cap off..... :Oh crap

spasmo 09-13-2006 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Mine pokes out the end so I have to take the cap off..... :Oh crap

A cap? You mean I can drain it? :anon

okdesign 09-14-2006 12:28 AM

I want proof :) Post pics in this thread, please :)

Nookster 09-14-2006 12:39 AM

Proof not needed. Mine reaches the end and I gotta remove the cap to fully penetrate...but then it doesn't allow the succession to work its magic. Kinda sucks so I just fuck it half way...then have my fiancee help with the rest :winkwink:

Pete-KT 09-14-2006 06:18 AM

your Internet penis is 15" so your real penis is 3 inches right?

Violetta 09-14-2006 06:24 AM

My dick is so big that I need a FLESHBUS!

TheLegacy 09-14-2006 06:27 AM

you do realize that your attempting to fit it over the wrong head

Klen 09-14-2006 08:21 AM

Well try with two flesh lights.

OG LennyT 09-14-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT
your Internet penis is 15" so your real penis is 3 inches right?


Play nice Pete, you know the ratio is 1:3 not 1:5....:winkwink:

godisdead 09-14-2006 12:09 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lj6LPkTjZe0

Bump for yet another penis size thread.


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