I aided and abetted two illegal immigrants today - GoFuckYourself.com

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 01:47 PM

I was out fishing today in a canyon lake about 8 miles from the border when I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants. I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?

artman · 09-12-2006, 01:49 PM

i would tell them to fuck off

Libertine · 09-12-2006, 01:50 PM

I would have demanded blowjobs in return for water.

Webby · 09-12-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I was out fishing today in a canyon lake about 8 miles from the border when I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants. I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?

You done the right thing man - much respect

Illegal immigrants are everywhere - not just in the US. I've done the same and in the process learned some background from a couple of them. The risks and *severe* hardship some of these folks go thru to earn a basic living is unbelievable. It's kinda criminal any human being should have to do that.

Won't tell you their stories - that would take about four pages

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-12-2006, 01:59 PM

shot them dead on the spot, then drug their bodies back across the border

Aneros Josh · 09-12-2006, 02:02 PM

You should always be nice to Canadian immigrants

wdsguy · 09-12-2006, 02:06 PM

yelling la migra

2. If yelled in rapid succesion, it can be used to strike fear into the hearts of Mexicans, usually resulting in them running for the border.

StuBradley · 09-12-2006, 02:07 PM

They spoke English???

Antonio · 09-12-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I was out fishing today in a canyon lake about 8 miles from the border when I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants. I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?

it depends, male or female?

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

They spoke English???

No, I speak spanish, although not very well.

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

it depends, male or female?

Male. No blow jobs for water.

bdld · 09-12-2006, 03:16 PM

you did the right thing, the vast majority aren't coming to do anything illegal, just to work hard.

ronbotx · 09-12-2006, 03:21 PM

Give them food and water, AFTER calling INS/Border patrol or (local minutemen)on my cell.

reynold · 09-12-2006, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

No, I speak spanish, although not very well.

Thank goodness you weren't robbed.

BradM · 09-12-2006, 06:40 PM

I would have done the same thing. They are human beings. NOT "illegal immigrants".

=^..^= · 09-12-2006, 06:41 PM

without illegals the US is fucked....

who's gonna do all the work for slave wages

if they can get in they deserve to stay,
its hell being in a foreign county with no paper

ow would u feel if u knew anytime u have an accident u cant go to hospital?
u cant get a credit rating or visa card, life is impossible

give em a break

Spunky · 09-12-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

You should always be nice to Canadian immigrants

Our old people need a place to retire

notabook · 09-12-2006, 06:45 PM

Honestly, I would have helped them. If you report them they are still just being 'tagged and released', so it doesn't do any good, so why not save a life or two and feel a little better about yourself?

topshelfdesign · 09-12-2006, 06:48 PM

never been faced with the situation, I dont really agree with illegal immigrants, but like BradM said, theyre human beings

aico · 09-12-2006, 06:49 PM

I'd point to the fucking lake and ask them how fucking retarded do you have to be to be thirsty next to a lake?

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

I'd point to the fucking lake and ask them how fucking retarded do you have to be to be thirsty next to a lake?

The water in this lake is not drinkable. You can't even keep the fish due to high mercury levels.

L-Pink · 09-12-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

The water in this lake is not drinkable. You can't even keep the fish due to high mercury levels.

what the hell were you doing ...

aico · 09-12-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

what the hell were you doing ...

His story reeks of bullshit. I think he is just trying to start an argument about illegals, it's one of his favorite things to argue about.

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

His story reeks of bullshit. I think he is just trying to start an argument about illegals, it's one of his favorite things to argue about.

How exactly does it "reek of bullshit"?

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

what the hell were you doing ...

Catch and realese fishing. Here's some info on the lake.
Pena Blanca Lake

aico · 09-12-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

How exactly does it "reek of bullshit"?

Thirsty Mexicans next to a lake that they know they can't drink from, but need directions, would be the first odor of crap I smell.

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Thirsty Mexicans next to a lake that they know they can't drink from, but need directions, would be the first odor of crap I smell.

One look at this lake would tell you not to drink from it, even if you were illiterate and couldn't read the signs posted in english and spanish. They needed directions because they were lost.

It's a pretty wild tale but I'm sticking to it.

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Thank goodness you weren't robbed.

They tried to pay me.

aico · 09-12-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

They tried to pay me.

Now I know this story is bullshit

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Now I know this story is bullshit

Why is that?

Matt 26z · 09-12-2006, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?

I would have protected my country's boarder using any means necessary within the law.

escorpio · 09-12-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I would have protected my country's boarder using any means necessary within the law.

What exactly would you have done to protect the good ol' U.S. of A. from these dangerous foreigners, Hoss?

GTS Mark · 09-12-2006, 08:03 PM

You did the right thing... Regardless of your political beliefs those were people who needed help. Karma will come back to pay you favors on that one

DH

MarkDefacto · 09-12-2006, 08:41 PM

I would aid them and say "Abet $20 you can't drink from this lake and live"

rodney25 · 09-12-2006, 10:48 PM

Basic rule: Help those who are in need.

SomeCreep · 09-12-2006, 10:49 PM

congrats

karlcore · 09-13-2006, 06:12 AM

Next to a lake and begging for water? We don't need any more stupid people in America.

This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.

bobby666 · 09-13-2006, 07:10 AM

i would have sent them back to the usa where they came from

Drake · 09-13-2006, 07:14 AM

I would have done the same. They're people.

escorpio · 09-13-2006, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by karlcore

This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.

The water is a fetid desert lake. One look at it would tell you not to drink it, even if you were illiterate and unable to read the signs posted in english and spanish.

WebairGerard · 09-13-2006, 09:08 AM

honestly I would help them too. They are human beings in need.

escorpio · 09-13-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by karlcore

Next to a lake and begging for water? We don't need any more stupid people in America.

This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.

Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.

DEA - banned for life · 09-13-2006, 01:46 PM

i would give them food and water...then take them to a remote campsite in the middle of the woods..pay them 1 dollar a day eatch and give them all the tequila,soft tortilas and chicken they cant eat so they can grow weed for me all summer ....Then after they harvest the weed haul it and load it into my truck i would dirve striaght to the nearest policee station turn them in for being illiegal immirgants ..lite a joint and mosey on down the road with a few bales of stinky bud

escorpio · 09-13-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DEA

i would give them food and water...then take them to a remote campsite in the middle of the woods..pay them 1 dollar a day eatch and give them all the tequila,soft tortilas and chicken they cant eat so they can grow weed for me all summer ....Then after they harvest the weed haul it and load it into my truck i would dirve striaght to the nearest policee station turn them in for being illiegal immirgants ..lite a joint and mosey on down the road with a few bales of stinky bud

God damn it, why didn't I think of that?

karlcore · 09-13-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.

The website URL you posted does discuss the bad quality of the water, but the pictures on that URL also don't demonstrate - as you suggest - that all you have to do is LOOK at the lake and tell the water is bad.

Given that, how the fuck could someone who has NEVER been there before know that the water is undrinkable?

And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites? I'd think if the place stank so bad, nobody would want to go there.

Scootermuze · 09-13-2006, 07:53 PM

Shoulda sent em on to Haliburton.. I'm sure they can use a few more illegals..

aztecboi2003 · 09-13-2006, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by karlcore

And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites?

He said he's doing catch and release.

escorpio · 09-13-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by karlcore

The website URL you posted does discuss the bad quality of the water, but the pictures on that URL also don't demonstrate - as you suggest - that all you have to do is LOOK at the lake and tell the water is bad.

Given that, how the fuck could someone who has NEVER been there before know that the water is undrinkable?

Because anybody with any outdoor experience knows not to drink water without treatment, especially desert lakes. Here's a little article to clue you in.

http://www.hikerscorner.com/water.html

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Originally Posted by karlcore

And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites? I'd think if the place stank so bad, nobody would want to go there.

It's because of the water quality (or lack of) that makes it such a good place to fish as it is catch-and-release, allowing the bass and sunfish to grow large and populate. People go there because we don't have many options in this area and it's not as bad as I may have led you to think by describing it as "fetid". Like most desert lakes it is a cross between a mud puddle and a swamp, and only a couple of the more swampy areas stink.

Now my question to you...is it that hard to believe that two lost and thirsty border jumpers might ask the guy with a fishing pole and a 7-UP his hand if that cooler contains any beverages he might wish to sell before falling to their knees and drinking from a bad water source?

E$_manager · 09-13-2006, 08:24 PM

i would have been afraid first, then think, then help. Why not?

aico · 09-13-2006, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.

Why is it hard to believe? You met and helped them. That lake is fine to drink enough to fight dehydration, specially for a mexican who drinks shitty parasite infested water all day long.

Your story is total bullshit, all you wanted was to start a stupid illegal immigrant argument, one of your favorite things to argue about.

No one bit into your attempt, so your idea didnt work.

Get over it.

The only idiot is you, just because they were Mexican, it's kind of fucking racist of you to assume they are illegal aliens don't you think? Mexicans can't go for a hike at a lake and get lost? They automatically got to be illegals? Fucking racist.

Oh wait, let me guess, you asked for their greencards too...

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	shot them dead on the spot, then drug their bodies back across the border

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Aneros Josh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,038	You should always be nice to Canadian immigrants

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	yelling la migra 2. If yelled in rapid succesion, it can be used to strike fear into the hearts of Mexicans, usually resulting in them running for the border.

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	you did the right thing, the vast majority aren't coming to do anything illegal, just to work hard.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I would have done the same thing. They are human beings. NOT "illegal immigrants".

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=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	without illegals the US is fucked.... who's gonna do all the work for slave wages if they can get in they deserve to stay, its hell being in a foreign county with no paper ow would u feel if u knew anytime u have an accident u cant go to hospital? u cant get a credit rating or visa card, life is impossible give em a break __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Honestly, I would have helped them. If you report them they are still just being 'tagged and released', so it doesn't do any good, so why not save a life or two and feel a little better about yourself? __________________

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topshelfdesign Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 930	never been faced with the situation, I dont really agree with illegal immigrants, but like BradM said, theyre human beings

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	I'd point to the fucking lake and ask them how fucking retarded do you have to be to be thirsty next to a lake?

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	You did the right thing... Regardless of your political beliefs those were people who needed help. Karma will come back to pay you favors on that one DH

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karlcore Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: www.derangedworld.net Posts: 134	Next to a lake and begging for water? We don't need any more stupid people in America. This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.

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DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	i would give them food and water...then take them to a remote campsite in the middle of the woods..pay them 1 dollar a day eatch and give them all the tequila,soft tortilas and chicken they cant eat so they can grow weed for me all summer ....Then after they harvest the weed haul it and load it into my truck i would dirve striaght to the nearest policee station turn them in for being illiegal immirgants ..lite a joint and mosey on down the road with a few bales of stinky bud

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Shoulda sent em on to Haliburton.. I'm sure they can use a few more illegals..

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