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BLish · 10-12-2006, 09:19 AM

Tampa, Fl (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Tampa courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Jace · 10-12-2006, 09:20 AM

har dee har har

Charlie_RedHotBucks · 10-12-2006, 09:22 AM

GO BUCs...

i know i know

rigrunner · 10-12-2006, 09:23 AM

LOL

i like it!

BLish · 10-12-2006, 09:33 AM

yeah i had to share this one... i almost pissed myself when i read it. totally got drawn into it, then the punchline.... haha. good times!

Damian_Maxcash · 10-12-2006, 09:39 AM

Thats a good one - and it can be altered to fit any team. lol

interracialtoons · 10-12-2006, 09:40 AM

Fuck! Got me good with that.

BT · 10-12-2006, 09:41 AM

Good Boy!!!!!

carol.prime · 10-12-2006, 09:44 AM

You got me there

Tom_PM · 10-12-2006, 09:45 AM

LOL :D nice one!

Chris · 10-12-2006, 10:05 AM

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Tanker · 10-12-2006, 10:06 AM

hahahah thats a good one

PlugRush Sascha · 10-12-2006, 10:09 AM

LMFAO! That's fucking hilarious!

Mel Gibson · 10-12-2006, 11:20 AM

haha - nice

pawsregd · 10-12-2006, 11:24 AM

bahahahaha

TondaB · 10-12-2006, 11:28 AM

This also works for Oakland;)

Going to hide now before Gabe sees this!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-12-2006, 11:33 AM

lol................

squishypimp · 10-12-2006, 11:34 AM

lol nice joke...

Honez · 10-12-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB

This also works for Oakland;)

Going to hide now before Gabe sees this!

Ahaha! You little troublemaker

TondaB · 10-12-2006, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Ahaha! You little troublemaker

Always! TROUBLE seems to be my middle name;)

EZRhino · 10-12-2006, 11:44 AM

Nice, that gave me a chuckle

gnarl · 10-12-2006, 11:48 AM

Haha

Nice story.

NinjaSteve · 10-12-2006, 12:21 PM

haha nice one

Dollarmansteve · 10-12-2006, 12:26 PM

first time I read this joke the team in question was my beloved Maple Leafs.

Fresh · 10-12-2006, 12:45 PM

sickkittens · 10-12-2006, 12:48 PM

Would have made more sense if it was 'Oakland Raiders' instead of Tampa.

JUSTB · 10-12-2006, 12:49 PM

I was just gonna say I hadn't heard that on the news here lol

Adultnet · 10-12-2006, 12:53 PM

nice good one

rodney25 · 10-12-2006, 07:41 PM

I was waiting for my tears to fall and then.....

Spunky · 10-12-2006, 07:43 PM

Lol..that was pretty good

sniperwolf · 10-12-2006, 08:38 PM

well, that's a pretty good choice actually.. lol

marketsmart · 10-12-2006, 08:41 PM

good joke!

Axzar · 10-12-2006, 09:49 PM

That was great!

MaddCaz · 10-12-2006, 09:50 PM

in the QUILLS!!!

pornguy · 10-12-2006, 09:50 PM

So funny.
But I dont see you in a uniform on the other side of the field from those guys.

poisson · 10-12-2006, 09:53 PM

mouhahaha

rodney25 · 10-12-2006, 10:37 PM

The best joke for this week!

reynold · 10-12-2006, 11:35 PM

I did not see that coming..

MsWild · 10-13-2006, 05:29 AM

good one...lol

fuzzylogic · 10-13-2006, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

har dee har har

. . . har har har
sad attempt at humor

notabook · 10-13-2006, 05:56 AM

I didn't LOL

But it did make me smile, so that counts for something in the future

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