This just hit the newsroom!
 

Tampa, Fl (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Tampa courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

har dee har har

GO BUCs...

i know i know

LOL

i like it!

yeah i had to share this one... i almost pissed myself when i read it. totally got drawn into it, then the punchline.... haha. good times!

Thats a good one - and it can be altered to fit any team. lol

Fuck! Got me good with that.

Good Boy!!!!!

You got me there :laughing- :laughing- :laughing-

LOL :D nice one!

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hahahah thats a good one

LMFAO! That's fucking hilarious!

haha - nice

bahahahaha

This also works for Oakland;)

Going to hide now before Gabe sees this!

lol................

lol nice joke...

Ahaha! You little troublemaker :winkwink:

Always! TROUBLE seems to be my middle name;)

Nice, that gave me a chuckle

Haha :thumbsup

Nice story.

haha nice one

first time I read this joke the team in question was my beloved Maple Leafs.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Would have made more sense if it was 'Oakland Raiders' instead of Tampa.

I was just gonna say I hadn't heard that on the news here lol

nice good one:)

I was waiting for my tears to fall and then..... :1orglaugh

Lol..that was pretty good

well, that's a pretty good choice actually.. lol

:1orglaugh good joke!

That was great!

in the QUILLS!!!

So funny.
But I dont see you in a uniform on the other side of the field from those guys.

mouhahaha

The best joke for this week! :1orglaugh

I did not see that coming.. :1orglaugh

good one...lol

. . . har har har
sad attempt at humor :helpme

I didn't LOL :( But it did make me smile, so that counts for something in the future :)