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Vell · 09-10-2006, 10:43 PM

they are disgusting. they are like giant cockroaches.

Belinda · 09-10-2006, 10:45 PM

With a little butter and garlic. YUM!

aico · 09-10-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Vell

they are disgusting. they are like giant cockroaches.

Ok, I'll play. How exactly did you come up with this theory of yours?

AaronM · 09-10-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda

With a little butter and garlic. YUM!

Fucken Eh.

spasmo · 09-10-2006, 10:46 PM

Some people have the same reaction to oral sex. They get over it.

DarkJedi · 09-10-2006, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Vell

they are disgusting. they are like giant cockroaches.

People eat lobsters with their hands or they use a mechanical method to crack open the shell. Usually this is followed by brief moments of orgasmic experiences for the ears, lips and brain through which your taste bud is elevated to new heights as endorphins rush towards the center of your neuro-transmitter.

Learn English motherfucker, it may help you to afford a decent meal one day.

WiredGuy · 09-10-2006, 10:50 PM

Warm butter, some garlic and with a side of steak, Mmmmmmmmm

WG

Vell · 09-10-2006, 10:50 PM

In Colonial New England, lobsters were considered poverty food and were served only to children, prisoners and indentured servants. Some servants finally rebelled and had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.

DarkJedi · 09-10-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Vell

In Colonial New England, lobsters were considered poverty food and were served only to children, prisoners and indentured servants. Some servants finally rebelled and had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.

What's your point? It is tasty; and you being such an incoherent fool won't be able to persaude anyone to lower themselves to the deeper domain of misery and loneliness and come join you to share a can of Chef Boyardee's.

Fuck off midget.

Lobster is delicious and you can't afford.

Los · 09-10-2006, 10:57 PM

dipped in some garlic butter

aico · 09-10-2006, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vell

In Colonial New England, lobsters were considered poverty food and were served only to children, prisoners and indentured servants. Some servants finally rebelled and had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.

Oh fuck I didn't know that, shit, I'll never eat lobster again.

CDSmith · 09-10-2006, 10:59 PM

More for me.

Lobster is heavenly. Only smart people should be allowed to eat it. :D

spasmo · 09-10-2006, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Vell

Some servants finally rebelled and had it put into their contracts that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than three times a week.

Yup. When they were "negotiating" their "servant contracts" I'm sure they did.

sniperwolf · 09-10-2006, 11:01 PM

lol.. they are juicy.. do not over cook them...

notabook · 09-10-2006, 11:07 PM

Ya know... I'll tell you a quick story that you may like. Just recently they discovered a new crustacean that looks like a lobster and it appears to grow a fur-like coat. Although it?s a bit sketchy on what the fur is for, marine biologists think it?s to detoxify poisonous materials from the water, letting the lobster survive near underwater vents. I mean just have a looksie at it:

Now I?m sure your thinking ?wow, that looks pretty damn cool!? You wanna know what my first thoughts were? ?Can I eat it? My god I bet that?d taste great with some garlic butter!?

Why?

BECAUSE LOBSTER IS FUCKING DELICIOUS AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU ARE A FUCKING COMMUNIST ASSHOLE WHO KILLS HOMELESS PEOPLE JUST SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH THEIR FRIGID CORPSES.

madawgz · 09-10-2006, 11:09 PM

what are you talking about, they taste great!

AaronM · 09-10-2006, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

What's your point? It is tasty; and you being such an incoherent fool won't be able to persaude anyone to lower themselves to the deeper domain of misery and loneliness and come join you to share a can of Chef Boyardee's.

Fuck off midget.

Lobster is delicious and you can't afford.

LOL

That pretty much covers it right there.

Vitasoy · 09-10-2006, 11:28 PM

Love lobster.. Butter + Garlic = Yum

wdsguy · 09-11-2006, 12:01 AM

this thread is making me hungry.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-11-2006, 12:10 AM

DarkJedi stole my thought, only, before I had it. Goddamned thief.

Dirty F · 09-11-2006, 12:16 AM

Boil a lobster, split it in 2. Get the meat out. Cut it in small parts, put it back in the shell, cover it with garlic butter and cheese (real cheese, so non American) and put it under the grill for 2 mins. Yum yuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Evil Doer · 09-11-2006, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

BECAUSE LOBSTER IS FUCKING DELICIOUS AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU ARE A FUCKING COMMUNIST ASSHOLE WHO KILLS HOMELESS PEOPLE JUST SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH THEIR FRIGID CORPSES.

Alky · 09-11-2006, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Boil a lobster, split it in 2. Get the meat out. Cut it in small parts, put it back in the shell, cover it with garlic butter and cheese (real cheese, so non American) and put it under the grill for 2 mins. Yum yuuuuuuuuuuuum!

thats different....

what kind of cheese?

media · 09-11-2006, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Warm butter, some garlic and with a side of steak, Mmmmmmmmm

WG

My thoughts exactly... maybe a lil garlic mash potatos as well..

tical · 09-11-2006, 01:42 AM

damn, can i get lobster at 2am in vegas? hmmm.

Furious_Female · 09-11-2006, 01:48 AM

I'd eat cockroaches if they were as yummy as lobster too

Sarah_Jayne · 09-11-2006, 02:02 AM

mmmmm...eating a fresh lobster on a deck of a resturant in Cape Ann, Mass...one of those happy to be alive moments

Ace_luffy · 09-11-2006, 02:07 AM

yummy.... i want to eat lobster dip in a garlic butter.....yummmmy!

Dirty F · 09-11-2006, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Alky

thats different....

what kind of cheese?

Well, just a tasty cheese...something with flavour...preferably a bit older/ripe cheese if you know what i mean. And certainly not the cheese you find between your big mac

Dirty F · 09-11-2006, 02:12 AM

chainedsarah · 09-11-2006, 05:17 AM

1.break them 2.eat them 3.put on new clothes

free4porn · 09-11-2006, 05:23 AM

lobster is great

scottybuzz · 09-11-2006, 05:41 AM

lobster rules u eat them with a metal stick

Antonio · 09-11-2006, 05:59 AM

fuck that, I can eat it 24/7, which reminds me that I still have some tiger prawns in my fridge, I might post a pic later on

Barefootsies · 09-11-2006, 06:35 AM

I don't.

Tom_PM · 09-11-2006, 06:42 AM

They are very much like bugs. Teensy tiny "brain", just instinct.

People love the flavor.

There is no contradiction there.

J. Falcon · 09-11-2006, 06:45 AM

Lobsters are amazing. I haven't had one in years, but it's still one of my favorite meals.

CheeseFrog · 09-11-2006, 06:55 AM

I love crawfish, which are like miniature lobsters. Good stuff.

pathmaster · 09-11-2006, 07:05 AM

I love shrimp... never had lobsters

beckie · 09-11-2006, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

mmmmm...eating a fresh lobster on a deck of a resturant in Cape Ann, Mass...one of those happy to be alive moments

Cape Ann is a great place.

We order lobsters from Maine a few times a year... can't forget the lobster bisque or stew.

Sarah_Jayne · 09-11-2006, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by beckie

Cape Ann is a great place.

We order lobsters from Maine a few times a year... can't forget the lobster bisque or stew.

In my alternative life I live in Gloucester. I spent a lot of time there as a child and loved it.

Phoenix · 09-11-2006, 08:38 AM

I actually dont like or eat lobster or crab etc.
I will have shrimp..but i just can't get past lobster being related to spiders.

They do taste good in garlic butter but not for me anymore....my wife she loves it with black bean sauce.

SxDx · 09-11-2006, 09:28 AM

are you kidding me??? lobsters are fucking awesome to eat!

09-10-2006, 10:43 PM	#1
Vell So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 170	How do people eat lobsters? they are disgusting. they are like giant cockroaches.

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