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Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 09-09-2006, 11:50 PM

What amount of money would you go to jail for, if someone offered you say 5 Million dollars to go for 5 years, would you do it

Deputy Chief Command · 09-09-2006, 11:53 PM

only fools would do that!

depends though what your actual situation in life is , if you are dead broke and suicidial because of financial problems , that 5 million deal is probably a nice way out ,

if you are making good money and enjoying life , no way you would go into a box 23 hours a day for some $$$

Webby · 09-10-2006, 12:00 AM

Na... money don't impress - and neither does a jail cell

Too much to do and so little time...

notabook · 09-10-2006, 12:02 AM

Is that $5 million per year for five years? If so, I’d have to do it. If it’s a million per year for five years… I don’t think so.

CuriousToyBoy · 09-10-2006, 12:04 AM

9 days in maximum security on remand was MORE than a fucking enough, and that was a a walk in the park in comparison to some peeps round here.

And it still SUCKED big time.

Read my Ambush.

Even with numerous overnighters in numerous countries under my belt you couldn't pay me enough.

ANd no offence Batts, this thread is the sort of question that could only be asked by someone who had never been there.

2c

Jace · 09-10-2006, 12:06 AM

never. I have been to jail. there is NO amount of money in the world you could pay me to relive any of that again

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 09-10-2006, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

9 days in maximum security on remand was MORE than a fucking enough, and that was a a walk in the park in comparison to some peeps round here.

And it still SUCKED big time.

Read my Ambush.

Even with numerous overnighters in numerous countries under my belt you couldn't pay me enough.

ANd no offence Batts, this thread is the sort of question that could only be asked by someone who had never been there.

2c

Yeah, i could not begin to imagine what it is like inside.

gooddomains · 09-10-2006, 12:14 AM

jail sucks big time

Webby · 09-10-2006, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Even with numerous overnighters in numerous countries under my belt you couldn't pay me enough.

Now that sounds adventurous CTB

At the end of evening dining when the fruit salad was being served and before the vintage port came out - did they provide someone to peel the grapes?

spacedog · 09-10-2006, 12:23 AM

The law firm I worked at before going full time webmaster made a killing keeping people out of jail... I'd rather pay $5 million to stay out than earn $5 million going in.

CuriousToyBoy · 09-10-2006, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts

Yeah, i could not begin to imagine what it is like inside.

Actually, and in all seriousness, I don't think most peeps would (or even could !!) even cope with imagining it.

georgeyw · 09-10-2006, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Actually, and in all seriousness, I don't think most peeps would (or even could !!) even cope with imagining it.

outof interest, why were you on remand?

and most people (ie me) would do their best to stay as far away from jail as humanly possible...

monimichaels · 09-10-2006, 12:59 AM

It Depends On What The My Cellie Looked Like! If She Was Hot I Would Probably Be Down For The Trip!!!

CuriousToyBoy · 09-10-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

outof interest, why were you on remand?

Read my Ambush.

And having said that, people do not necessarily need to know everything .

georgeyw · 09-10-2006, 01:07 AM

Way too many pages to sift through.

People only know what you tell them

CuriousToyBoy · 09-10-2006, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Way too many pages to sift through.

People only know what you tell them

God, and GFY, invented a "search" feature for a reason

And you are right, I choose not to tell you.

fallenmuffin · 09-10-2006, 01:22 AM

8 years.. after that I'd have to start thinking of ways to break out.

u-Bob · 09-10-2006, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

8 years.. after that I'd have to start thinking of ways to break out.

It's better to come up with ways to break out before you go inside

Dragar · 09-10-2006, 07:02 AM

nope would rather stay out and get tail rather then be in being the tail

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2006, 07:04 AM

No way... I don't wanna catch hepatitis / aids and like 75 % of the people in canadian prisons have one of theses 2 deseases.

MetaMan · 09-10-2006, 07:05 AM

i knew a guy who took a fall for a local asian gang, came out of jail after 3-4 years and they bought him a house and a car in return for his silence.

i guess they would have probably killed him if he didnt keep quiet so i guess he didnt have much choice.

CuriousToyBoy · 09-10-2006, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

It's better to come up with ways to break out before you go inside

Jail ink is MUCH worse than that.

That art is by choice.

A better analogy would have been a Goatse guy image.

polish_aristocrat · 09-10-2006, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

only fools would do that!

depends though what your actual situation in life is , if you are dead broke and suicidial because of financial problems , that 5 million deal is probably a nice way out ,

if you are making good money and enjoying life , no way you would go into a box 23 hours a day for some $$$

before reading any other replies in this thread, I can say that I agree with you 100%

CuriousToyBoy · 09-10-2006, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i knew a guy who took a fall for a local asian gang, came out of jail after 3-4 years and they bought him a house and a car in return for his silence.

i guess they would have probably killed him if he didnt keep quiet so i guess he didnt have much choice.

I would bet his family was taken care of while he was on downtime as well.....

Many of the Asian gangs still have the old school Mafia sensibilities of looking after your own.

Outlaw bike gangs also tend to be the same still - at least the "successful" ones.

But the 2nd part of what ou said was right in old school days as well - so they have BOTH ends covered.

polish_aristocrat · 09-10-2006, 07:16 AM

hm ok, I read the other replies, looks like many people wouldn't do it

that's quite a surprise for me, since till now in any similar threads there were always many people who would do anything for a huge sum of money

mattz · 09-10-2006, 07:17 AM

would this be a county jail, state prison, federal prison?

shynfine · 09-10-2006, 07:18 AM

no way. money is nottha timportant to me.

Antonio · 09-10-2006, 07:23 AM

which jail? a jail in South Africa, US, Brazil - no fucking way, jail somewhere in Norway or Switzerland, yeah why not, give me 5 million $ and I'll spend a year there

Barefootsies · 09-10-2006, 07:26 AM

My freedom, and preference not to be assraped is worth more than ANY dollar amount.

E$_manager · 09-10-2006, 07:35 AM

I heard that some jails are very nice with TV and good nourishing

jerseygto · 09-10-2006, 07:42 AM

are you fucking kiddinggggggg!!!!!! id rather struggle out here thank you very much!!!!! and stop watchin jail movies it aint really like that!!!! its worse

Klen · 09-10-2006, 07:52 AM

I would go to jail but the problem is risk of being raped and that is something gross.

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2006, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

I would bet his family was taken care of while he was on downtime as well.....

Many of the Asian gangs still have the old school Mafia sensibilities of looking after your own.

Outlaw bike gangs also tend to be the same still - at least the "successful" ones.

But the 2nd part of what ou said was right in old school days as well - so they have BOTH ends covered.

If somebody is doing time for you you have to take care of his shit outside... that's just normal no ?

sonofsam · 09-10-2006, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

Yeah, i could not begin to imagine what it is like inside.

it's not that fucking bad man.... unless you go to seg for bad behaviour in which you're only allowed out of your cell for 1 hour of every 24 hours.... or if you're in a maximum security prison and have a high risk to attack guards etc.. then you're pretty fucked..

but normal jail is not that fucking bad man... its only mandatory to stay in your cell for a few hours per day... each unit usually has their own gym... you can get a tv.. you can get an xbox.. you can order books (anything from chapters here in canada cause they have a contract with the gov).... you can basically order anything chapters sells..... you can have a visitor every day... etc etc..

and that's jail... pretrial centres are even easier then that

would i go 5 years for 5 million? fuck yes i would..

Boobs · 09-10-2006, 07:58 AM

I would goto jail for $5mill

E$_manager · 09-10-2006, 08:08 AM

yes, of course it is worse. Especcial in third world countries.

BlackCrayon · 09-10-2006, 08:28 AM

i'd rather be broke and free.

Hustlin Entertainment · 09-10-2006, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

it's not that fucking bad man.... unless you go to seg for bad behaviour in which you're only allowed out of your cell for 1 hour of every 24 hours.... or if you're in a maximum security prison and have a high risk to attack guards etc.. then you're pretty fucked..

but normal jail is not that fucking bad man... its only mandatory to stay in your cell for a few hours per day... each unit usually has their own gym... you can get a tv.. you can get an xbox.. you can order books (anything from chapters here in canada cause they have a contract with the gov).... you can basically order anything chapters sells..... you can have a visitor every day... etc etc..

and that's jail... pretrial centres are even easier then that

would i go 5 years for 5 million? fuck yes i would..

hahahaha jail time for 5 mill,fuck yeah!

UniversalPass Pete · 09-10-2006, 08:40 AM

Money can always be made, but your time!! 5 years I could never do! maybe maybe 6-12 months for 10million!

CuriousToyBoy · 09-10-2006, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

If somebody is doing time for you you have to take care of his shit outside... that's just normal no ?

WAS normal, ask the Mafia, they forgot that shit somewhere along the line.

Ace_luffy · 09-10-2006, 09:14 AM

you can do that even you outside in jail.......

MetaMan · 09-10-2006, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace_luffy

you can do that even you outside in jail.......

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER

madawgz · 09-10-2006, 12:58 PM

5 mil for 5 years, you got it

CuriousToyBoy · 09-10-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete

Money can always be made, but your time!! 5 years I could never do! maybe maybe 6-12 months for 10million!

OK Pete,

Maybe you are right - EVERY man has his price.

6mths for $10 mil.

I'm in.

aico · 09-10-2006, 03:30 PM

I saw what happened to Tom Selleck when he went to jail, that shit straight up changes a man.

Malicious Biz · 09-10-2006, 04:24 PM

I think a more important question would be how many packs of smokes would you be sold for once you were inside.

adamthick · 09-10-2006, 05:42 PM

how much $ can i get for 27 mo. in fed prison?...cuz thats where i'm goin.

09-09-2006, 11:50 PM	#1
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	Jail Time - How Much Would you go for What amount of money would you go to jail for, if someone offered you say 5 Million dollars to go for 5 years, would you do it

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Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	only fools would do that! depends though what your actual situation in life is , if you are dead broke and suicidial because of financial problems , that 5 million deal is probably a nice way out , if you are making good money and enjoying life , no way you would go into a box 23 hours a day for some $$$ __________________

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CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	9 days in maximum security on remand was MORE than a fucking enough, and that was a a walk in the park in comparison to some peeps round here. And it still SUCKED big time. Read my Ambush. Even with numerous overnighters in numerous countries under my belt you couldn't pay me enough. ANd no offence Batts, this thread is the sort of question that could only be asked by someone who had never been there. 2c __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	never. I have been to jail. there is NO amount of money in the world you could pay me to relive any of that again

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spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	The law firm I worked at before going full time webmaster made a killing keeping people out of jail... I'd rather pay $5 million to stay out than earn $5 million going in.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i knew a guy who took a fall for a local asian gang, came out of jail after 3-4 years and they bought him a house and a car in return for his silence. i guess they would have probably killed him if he didnt keep quiet so i guess he didnt have much choice.

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polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	hm ok, I read the other replies, looks like many people wouldn't do it that's quite a surprise for me, since till now in any similar threads there were always many people who would do anything for a huge sum of money __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

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mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	would this be a county jail, state prison, federal prison?

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