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Mr.Right - Banned For Life 09-09-2006 11:50 PM

Jail Time - How Much Would you go for
 
What amount of money would you go to jail for, if someone offered you say 5 Million dollars to go for 5 years, would you do it

Deputy Chief Command 09-09-2006 11:53 PM

only fools would do that!


depends though what your actual situation in life is , if you are dead broke and suicidial because of financial problems , that 5 million deal is probably a nice way out ,

if you are making good money and enjoying life , no way you would go into a box 23 hours a day for some $$$

Webby 09-10-2006 12:00 AM

Na... money don't impress - and neither does a jail cell :)

Too much to do and so little time...

notabook 09-10-2006 12:02 AM

Is that $5 million per year for five years? If so, I’d have to do it. If it’s a million per year for five years… I don’t think so.

CuriousToyBoy 09-10-2006 12:04 AM

9 days in maximum security on remand was MORE than a fucking enough, and that was a a walk in the park in comparison to some peeps round here.

And it still SUCKED big time.

Read my Ambush.

Even with numerous overnighters in numerous countries under my belt you couldn't pay me enough.

ANd no offence Batts, this thread is the sort of question that could only be asked by someone who had never been there.

2c

Jace 09-10-2006 12:06 AM

never. I have been to jail. there is NO amount of money in the world you could pay me to relive any of that again

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 09-10-2006 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
9 days in maximum security on remand was MORE than a fucking enough, and that was a a walk in the park in comparison to some peeps round here.

And it still SUCKED big time.

Read my Ambush.

Even with numerous overnighters in numerous countries under my belt you couldn't pay me enough.

ANd no offence Batts, this thread is the sort of question that could only be asked by someone who had never been there.

2c

Yeah, i could not begin to imagine what it is like inside.

gooddomains 09-10-2006 12:14 AM

jail sucks big time

Webby 09-10-2006 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Even with numerous overnighters in numerous countries under my belt you couldn't pay me enough.

Now that sounds adventurous CTB :winkwink:

At the end of evening dining when the fruit salad was being served and before the vintage port came out - did they provide someone to peel the grapes?

spacedog 09-10-2006 12:23 AM

The law firm I worked at before going full time webmaster made a killing keeping people out of jail... I'd rather pay $5 million to stay out than earn $5 million going in.

CuriousToyBoy 09-10-2006 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
Yeah, i could not begin to imagine what it is like inside.

Actually, and in all seriousness, I don't think most peeps would (or even could !!) even cope with imagining it.

:2 cents: :2 cents:

georgeyw 09-10-2006 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Actually, and in all seriousness, I don't think most peeps would (or even could !!) even cope with imagining it.

:2 cents: :2 cents:

outof interest, why were you on remand?

and most people (ie me) would do their best to stay as far away from jail as humanly possible...

monimichaels 09-10-2006 12:59 AM

It Depends On What The My Cellie Looked Like! If She Was Hot I Would Probably Be Down For The Trip!!!

CuriousToyBoy 09-10-2006 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw
outof interest, why were you on remand?

Read my Ambush.

And having said that, people do not necessarily need to know everything .

:2 cents:

georgeyw 09-10-2006 01:07 AM

Way too many pages to sift through.

People only know what you tell them :2 cents: :2 cents:

CuriousToyBoy 09-10-2006 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw
Way too many pages to sift through.

People only know what you tell them :2 cents: :2 cents:

God, and GFY, invented a "search" feature for a reason :winkwink:

And you are right, I choose not to tell you.

:winkwink:

fallenmuffin 09-10-2006 01:22 AM

8 years.. after that I'd have to start thinking of ways to break out.

u-Bob 09-10-2006 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
8 years.. after that I'd have to start thinking of ways to break out.

It's better to come up with ways to break out before you go inside :)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/..._300x507,0.jpg

Dragar 09-10-2006 07:02 AM

nope would rather stay out and get tail rather then be in being the tail :Oh crap

Doctor Dre 09-10-2006 07:04 AM

No way... I don't wanna catch hepatitis / aids and like 75 % of the people in canadian prisons have one of theses 2 deseases.

MetaMan 09-10-2006 07:05 AM

i knew a guy who took a fall for a local asian gang, came out of jail after 3-4 years and they bought him a house and a car in return for his silence.

i guess they would have probably killed him if he didnt keep quiet so i guess he didnt have much choice.

CuriousToyBoy 09-10-2006 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
It's better to come up with ways to break out before you go inside :)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/..._300x507,0.jpg

Jail ink is MUCH worse than that.

That art is by choice.

A better analogy would have been a Goatse guy image.

:2 cents:

polish_aristocrat 09-10-2006 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command
only fools would do that!


depends though what your actual situation in life is , if you are dead broke and suicidial because of financial problems , that 5 million deal is probably a nice way out ,

if you are making good money and enjoying life , no way you would go into a box 23 hours a day for some $$$

before reading any other replies in this thread, I can say that I agree with you 100% :)

CuriousToyBoy 09-10-2006 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i knew a guy who took a fall for a local asian gang, came out of jail after 3-4 years and they bought him a house and a car in return for his silence.

i guess they would have probably killed him if he didnt keep quiet so i guess he didnt have much choice.

I would bet his family was taken care of while he was on downtime as well.....

Many of the Asian gangs still have the old school Mafia sensibilities of looking after your own.

Outlaw bike gangs also tend to be the same still - at least the "successful" ones.

But the 2nd part of what ou said was right in old school days as well - so they have BOTH ends covered.

:winkwink:

polish_aristocrat 09-10-2006 07:16 AM

hm ok, I read the other replies, looks like many people wouldn't do it

that's quite a surprise for me, since till now in any similar threads there were always many people who would do anything for a huge sum of money

mattz 09-10-2006 07:17 AM

would this be a county jail, state prison, federal prison?

shynfine 09-10-2006 07:18 AM

no way. money is nottha timportant to me.

Antonio 09-10-2006 07:23 AM

which jail? a jail in South Africa, US, Brazil - no fucking way, jail somewhere in Norway or Switzerland, yeah why not, give me 5 million $ and I'll spend a year there

Barefootsies 09-10-2006 07:26 AM

My freedom, and preference not to be assraped is worth more than ANY dollar amount.


:2 cents:

E$_manager 09-10-2006 07:35 AM

I heard that some jails are very nice with TV and good nourishing :)

jerseygto 09-10-2006 07:42 AM

are you fucking kiddinggggggg!!!!!! id rather struggle out here thank you very much!!!!! and stop watchin jail movies it aint really like that!!!! its worse

Klen 09-10-2006 07:52 AM

I would go to jail but the problem is risk of being raped and that is something gross.

Doctor Dre 09-10-2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
I would bet his family was taken care of while he was on downtime as well.....

Many of the Asian gangs still have the old school Mafia sensibilities of looking after your own.

Outlaw bike gangs also tend to be the same still - at least the "successful" ones.

But the 2nd part of what ou said was right in old school days as well - so they have BOTH ends covered.

:winkwink:

If somebody is doing time for you you have to take care of his shit outside... that's just normal no ?

sonofsam 09-10-2006 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
Yeah, i could not begin to imagine what it is like inside.

it's not that fucking bad man.... unless you go to seg for bad behaviour in which you're only allowed out of your cell for 1 hour of every 24 hours.... or if you're in a maximum security prison and have a high risk to attack guards etc.. then you're pretty fucked..

but normal jail is not that fucking bad man... its only mandatory to stay in your cell for a few hours per day... each unit usually has their own gym... you can get a tv.. you can get an xbox.. you can order books (anything from chapters here in canada cause they have a contract with the gov).... you can basically order anything chapters sells..... you can have a visitor every day... etc etc..

and that's jail... pretrial centres are even easier then that


would i go 5 years for 5 million? fuck yes i would..

Boobs 09-10-2006 07:58 AM

I would goto jail for $5mill

E$_manager 09-10-2006 08:08 AM

yes, of course it is worse. Especcial in third world countries.

BlackCrayon 09-10-2006 08:28 AM

i'd rather be broke and free.

Hustlin Entertainment 09-10-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
it's not that fucking bad man.... unless you go to seg for bad behaviour in which you're only allowed out of your cell for 1 hour of every 24 hours.... or if you're in a maximum security prison and have a high risk to attack guards etc.. then you're pretty fucked..

but normal jail is not that fucking bad man... its only mandatory to stay in your cell for a few hours per day... each unit usually has their own gym... you can get a tv.. you can get an xbox.. you can order books (anything from chapters here in canada cause they have a contract with the gov).... you can basically order anything chapters sells..... you can have a visitor every day... etc etc..

and that's jail... pretrial centres are even easier then that


would i go 5 years for 5 million? fuck yes i would..


hahahaha jail time for 5 mill,fuck yeah!

UniversalPass Pete 09-10-2006 08:40 AM

Money can always be made, but your time!! 5 years I could never do! maybe maybe 6-12 months for 10million!:pimp

CuriousToyBoy 09-10-2006 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
If somebody is doing time for you you have to take care of his shit outside... that's just normal no ?

WAS normal, ask the Mafia, they forgot that shit somewhere along the line.

:2 cents:

Ace_luffy 09-10-2006 09:14 AM

you can do that even you outside in jail.......

MetaMan 09-10-2006 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace_luffy
you can do that even you outside in jail.......


ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER

madawgz 09-10-2006 12:58 PM

5 mil for 5 years, you got it :thumbsup

CuriousToyBoy 09-10-2006 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete
Money can always be made, but your time!! 5 years I could never do! maybe maybe 6-12 months for 10million!:pimp

OK Pete,

Maybe you are right - EVERY man has his price.

6mths for $10 mil.

I'm in.

:thumbsup

aico 09-10-2006 03:30 PM

I saw what happened to Tom Selleck when he went to jail, that shit straight up changes a man.

Malicious Biz 09-10-2006 04:24 PM

I think a more important question would be how many packs of smokes would you be sold for once you were inside.:winkwink: :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

adamthick 09-10-2006 05:42 PM

how much $ can i get for 27 mo. in fed prison?...cuz thats where i'm goin.:(


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