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AcidMax · 06-21-2002, 01:54 PM

Before getting into computers I was a paramedic / fireman for quite a few years. Here is one of my favorite stories.

We were at the ER one night reviewing an X-Ray of a man who had managed to stick a door knob up his ass. While reviewing the X-Ray an older woman(nurse) came up and was looking at the X-Ray while standing next to us (very nice lady, but very naive) and says:

"Hmm, how do you think he swallowed that?"

TGIF....
Have a good weekend all!

-AJ

foe · 06-21-2002, 01:55 PM

the Shemp · 06-21-2002, 01:56 PM

Was the key still in it?

shemp

eRock · 06-21-2002, 01:56 PM

Were ya a paramedic in Detroit? That must've been a nightmare if so...yikes.

AcidMax · 06-21-2002, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by eRock

Were ya a paramedic in Detroit? That must've been a nightmare if so...yikes.

I was a paramedic mostly in New Mexico but spent 1 1/2 years as a paramedic fireman in the suburbs of Detroit, so I wasn't in the murder capital.

-AJ

AcidMax · 06-21-2002, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Was the key still in it?

shemp

I wasn't about to go in and find out, and if it were, If I was him I would just change the locks

-AJ

sherie · 06-21-2002, 02:01 PM

LMFAO!!!!!

Cheers

Cheshire · 06-21-2002, 02:02 PM

haha, she said swallowed.

eRock · 06-21-2002, 02:07 PM

True story...

An ex girlfriend of mine was tellin' me about a time when her & her ex-bf right before me were messing around & he put somethin' (I can't remeber what it was) up her butt & it got stuck up there! LOL. She had to go to the ER to have it removed.

AcidMax · 06-21-2002, 02:13 PM

Yeah I had another call where a guy had a glass peanut butter jar up his ass, when we got him in the ER the doc tried to remove it and the jar shattered. The guy went in and had to have emergency surgery to repair his rectum and such!

-AJ

eRock · 06-21-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcidMax
Yeah I had another call where a guy had a glass peanut butter jar up his ass, when we got him in the ER the doc tried to remove it and the jar shattered. The guy went in and had to have emergency surgery to repair his rectum and such!

-AJ

Ouch!

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AcidMax Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: MI Posts: 1,827	A little Friday Humor! Before getting into computers I was a paramedic / fireman for quite a few years. Here is one of my favorite stories. We were at the ER one night reviewing an X-Ray of a man who had managed to stick a door knob up his ass. While reviewing the X-Ray an older woman(nurse) came up and was looking at the X-Ray while standing next to us (very nice lady, but very naive) and says: "Hmm, how do you think he swallowed that?" TGIF.... Have a good weekend all! -AJ __________________ Latest MMA news. http://www.mmawrapup.com

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AcidMax Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: MI Posts: 1,827	Yeah I had another call where a guy had a glass peanut butter jar up his ass, when we got him in the ER the doc tried to remove it and the jar shattered. The guy went in and had to have emergency surgery to repair his rectum and such! -AJ __________________ Latest MMA news. http://www.mmawrapup.com

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eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	Were ya a paramedic in Detroit? That must've been a nightmare if so...yikes.

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	haha, she said swallowed.

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eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	True story... An ex girlfriend of mine was tellin' me about a time when her & her ex-bf right before me were messing around & he put somethin' (I can't remeber what it was) up her butt & it got stuck up there! LOL. She had to go to the ER to have it removed.