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AcidMax 06-21-2002 01:54 PM

A little Friday Humor!
 
Before getting into computers I was a paramedic / fireman for quite a few years. Here is one of my favorite stories.

We were at the ER one night reviewing an X-Ray of a man who had managed to stick a door knob up his ass. While reviewing the X-Ray an older woman(nurse) came up and was looking at the X-Ray while standing next to us (very nice lady, but very naive) and says:

"Hmm, how do you think he swallowed that?"


TGIF....
Have a good weekend all!

-AJ

foe 06-21-2002 01:55 PM

:1orglaugh

the Shemp 06-21-2002 01:56 PM

Was the key still in it?

shemp

eRock 06-21-2002 01:56 PM

:1orglaugh

Were ya a paramedic in Detroit? That must've been a nightmare if so...yikes.

AcidMax 06-21-2002 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock
:1orglaugh

Were ya a paramedic in Detroit? That must've been a nightmare if so...yikes.

I was a paramedic mostly in New Mexico but spent 1 1/2 years as a paramedic fireman in the suburbs of Detroit, so I wasn't in the murder capital. :)

-AJ

AcidMax 06-21-2002 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Was the key still in it?

shemp

I wasn't about to go in and find out, and if it were, If I was him I would just change the locks :)

-AJ

sherie 06-21-2002 02:01 PM

LMFAO!!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cheers

Cheshire 06-21-2002 02:02 PM

haha, she said swallowed.

eRock 06-21-2002 02:07 PM

True story...

An ex girlfriend of mine was tellin' me about a time when her & her ex-bf right before me were messing around & he put somethin' (I can't remeber what it was) up her butt & it got stuck up there! LOL. She had to go to the ER to have it removed. :1orglaugh

AcidMax 06-21-2002 02:13 PM

Yeah I had another call where a guy had a glass peanut butter jar up his ass, when we got him in the ER the doc tried to remove it and the jar shattered. The guy went in and had to have emergency surgery to repair his rectum and such!

-AJ

eRock 06-21-2002 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcidMax
Yeah I had another call where a guy had a glass peanut butter jar up his ass, when we got him in the ER the doc tried to remove it and the jar shattered. The guy went in and had to have emergency surgery to repair his rectum and such!

-AJ

Ouch!:Hollering


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