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s2kcord · 09-03-2006, 08:41 PM

Is their like a switch somewhere or something?

Spunky · 09-03-2006, 08:42 PM

Format c:\\

xanx · 09-03-2006, 08:43 PM

yea,

polk county has the switch and threating to pull it if all porn is not gone from the interweb

BT · 09-03-2006, 08:44 PM

Take all the porn off the web

Adult Warden · 09-03-2006, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by xanx

yea,

polk county has the switch and threating to pull it if all porn is not gone from the interweb

ICQ me bro...

Serge Litehead · 09-03-2006, 08:46 PM

the switch is on another level yo better get some extra life's though

xanx · 09-03-2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Warden

ICQ me bro...

I threw a bitch fit at ICQ and got rid of it, hit me up in email

[email protected] or MSN at that same addy =)

com · 09-03-2006, 08:52 PM

attacking core switches and routers... just ask l0pht. Durring a 1998 congressional hearing Mudge stated he could do it in less than 30 minutes.

blazi · 09-03-2006, 08:53 PM

find a way to hack GFY, everyone will be lost LMAO

OG LennyT · 09-03-2006, 08:54 PM

you dont...

ChrisAnubis · 09-03-2006, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by s2kcord

Is their like a switch somewhere or something?

Yea, hit "Alt+F4". That will kill all the bullshit on the internet.

Make sure to tell all your friends, so they can make sure that when it comes back up, they knock it back down.

Barefootsies · 09-03-2006, 09:20 PM

I can only speak on the U.S. and coming from my years of telcom before adult.

Actually they are called network nodes, and they are located at key spots around the country. If you look at a map, they are typically where the 7 Baby Bells, main offices are plus a few others.

Knocking out any one of those will not take the whole internet offline, but you will cripple a lot of it by making things super slow. Which leads to some sites not being accessible, e-mail bouncing, hanging, and serious lag.

It's happened a few times around where I live when the Ameritech/SBC/AT&T node had trouble in the Chicago area a few years back. Luckily it's only happened a handful of times (around my area) that I can recall from memory.

BusterBunny · 09-03-2006, 09:23 PM

there is no switch....but, there is a software program called skynet that you should look into.....

com · 09-03-2006, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I can only speak on the U.S. and coming from my years of telcom before adult.

Actually they are called network nodes, and they are located at key spots around the country. If you look at a map, they are typically where the 7 Baby Bells, main offices are plus a few others.

Knocking out any one of those will not take the whole internet offline, but you will cripple a lot of it by making things super slow. Which leads to some sites not being accessible, e-mail bouncing, hanging, and serious lag.

It's happened a few times around where I live when the Ameritech/SBC/AT&T node had trouble in the Chicago area a few years back. Luckily it's only happened a handful of times (around my area) that I can recall from memory.

You could also tactically nuke the trans oceanic switch rooms ;)

Barefootsies · 09-03-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by com

You could also tactically nuke the trans oceanic switch rooms ;)

True dat.

There is a big one SBC/AT&T had in Newark, NJ. I can't recall where the other's were. But there were several major one's that if severed would effectively accomplish your goal.

SacredGate · 09-03-2006, 09:29 PM

hehehehehehehehe
how about shutting the net for 1 whole month

com · 09-03-2006, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SacredGate

hehehehehehehehe
how about shutting the net for 1 whole month

thats when you nuke GFY

L-Pink · 09-03-2006, 09:33 PM

Al Gore has a switch in his garage.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-03-2006, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Al Gore has a switch in his garage.

next to his garage door opener... lets hope that fucker doesn't flip the wrong switch...

minusonebit · 09-03-2006, 09:43 PM

You let a company like AOL stay in busines.

madawgz · 09-03-2006, 10:06 PM

you cant, its unstopable

GTS Mark · 09-03-2006, 10:13 PM

WTF is the internet??!!!

DH

fitzmulti · 09-03-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by s2kcord

Is their like a switch somewhere or something?

Unplug yer 'puter!

reynold · 09-03-2006, 11:19 PM

Ask the Marsians to destroy all our telecommunication satellites.

Spunky · 09-03-2006, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Ask the Marsians to destroy all our telecommunication satellites.

You = smoking ganja again?

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