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s2kcord 09-03-2006 08:41 PM

How do you shut the internet down?
 
Is their like a switch somewhere or something?

Spunky 09-03-2006 08:42 PM

Format c:\\

xanx 09-03-2006 08:43 PM

yea,

polk county has the switch and threating to pull it if all porn is not gone from the interweb

BT 09-03-2006 08:44 PM

Take all the porn off the web

Adult Warden 09-03-2006 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by xanx
yea,

polk county has the switch and threating to pull it if all porn is not gone from the interweb

ICQ me bro...

Serge Litehead 09-03-2006 08:46 PM

the switch is on another level yo better get some extra life's though

xanx 09-03-2006 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden
ICQ me bro...

I threw a bitch fit at ICQ and got rid of it, hit me up in email

[email protected] or MSN at that same addy =)

com 09-03-2006 08:52 PM

attacking core switches and routers... just ask l0pht. Durring a 1998 congressional hearing Mudge stated he could do it in less than 30 minutes.

blazi 09-03-2006 08:53 PM

find a way to hack GFY, everyone will be lost LMAO

OG LennyT 09-03-2006 08:54 PM

you dont...

ChrisAnubis 09-03-2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s2kcord
Is their like a switch somewhere or something?

Yea, hit "Alt+F4". That will kill all the bullshit on the internet.

Make sure to tell all your friends, so they can make sure that when it comes back up, they knock it back down.

Barefootsies 09-03-2006 09:20 PM

I can only speak on the U.S. and coming from my years of telcom before adult.

Actually they are called network nodes, and they are located at key spots around the country. If you look at a map, they are typically where the 7 Baby Bells, main offices are plus a few others.

Knocking out any one of those will not take the whole internet offline, but you will cripple a lot of it by making things super slow. Which leads to some sites not being accessible, e-mail bouncing, hanging, and serious lag.

It's happened a few times around where I live when the Ameritech/SBC/AT&T node had trouble in the Chicago area a few years back. Luckily it's only happened a handful of times (around my area) that I can recall from memory.

:2 cents:

BusterBunny 09-03-2006 09:23 PM

there is no switch....but, there is a software program called skynet that you should look into.....

com 09-03-2006 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies
I can only speak on the U.S. and coming from my years of telcom before adult.

Actually they are called network nodes, and they are located at key spots around the country. If you look at a map, they are typically where the 7 Baby Bells, main offices are plus a few others.

Knocking out any one of those will not take the whole internet offline, but you will cripple a lot of it by making things super slow. Which leads to some sites not being accessible, e-mail bouncing, hanging, and serious lag.

It's happened a few times around where I live when the Ameritech/SBC/AT&T node had trouble in the Chicago area a few years back. Luckily it's only happened a handful of times (around my area) that I can recall from memory.

:2 cents:

You could also tactically nuke the trans oceanic switch rooms ;)

Barefootsies 09-03-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
You could also tactically nuke the trans oceanic switch rooms ;)

True dat.

There is a big one SBC/AT&T had in Newark, NJ. I can't recall where the other's were. But there were several major one's that if severed would effectively accomplish your goal.

:winkwink:

SacredGate 09-03-2006 09:29 PM

hehehehehehehehe
how about shutting the net for 1 whole month
:321GFY

com 09-03-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SacredGate
hehehehehehehehe
how about shutting the net for 1 whole month
:321GFY

thats when you nuke GFY

L-Pink 09-03-2006 09:33 PM

Al Gore has a switch in his garage.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-03-2006 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink
Al Gore has a switch in his garage.

next to his garage door opener... lets hope that fucker doesn't flip the wrong switch...

minusonebit 09-03-2006 09:43 PM

You let a company like AOL stay in busines.

madawgz 09-03-2006 10:06 PM

you cant, its unstopable :1orglaugh

GTS Mark 09-03-2006 10:13 PM

WTF is the internet??!!!

DH

fitzmulti 09-03-2006 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s2kcord
Is their like a switch somewhere or something?

Unplug yer 'puter!

reynold 09-03-2006 11:19 PM

Ask the Marsians to destroy all our telecommunication satellites.

Spunky 09-03-2006 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold
Ask the Marsians to destroy all our telecommunication satellites.

You = smoking ganja again?


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