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en21 · 09-01-2006, 04:08 AM

FUCKING HELLL..... that's my summary

Basic_man · 09-01-2006, 04:24 AM

And I hope at least it was an automatic !

free4porn · 09-01-2006, 04:53 AM

have fun...

madawgz · 09-01-2006, 04:58 AM

should have done some training in GTA first

Ace_luffy · 09-01-2006, 05:31 AM

just hold her... tightly

mikeyddddd · 09-01-2006, 05:51 AM

My grandmother never learned to drive. I remember as a Kid when my grandfather tried to teach her a few times. They both came back cussing.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-01-2006, 05:52 AM

The way women's minds work is incredibly different than guys.

I remember when my last lady got her new car, she was more concerned about how to get the lighting to go on with the vanity mirror flap than, you know, adjusting the side mirrors so she could see who she just about ran into and/or cut off.

en21 · 09-01-2006, 06:13 AM

it is auto... and I just fucked her.. so it released my tension :-)

Gentle_Ben · 09-01-2006, 06:15 AM

I tried showing my girlfriend how to drive my vespa...

She almost killed us both. Good times

rowan · 09-01-2006, 06:18 AM

My wife's car is barely a year old and she's already hit the bumpers at least 4 times (last one was a beauty where she got stuck against the brick wall when reversing in), and crinkled the wheel well when a rock got stuck between it and the tire. Cue sound of Wiley Coyote falling off a tall cliff - that's the value of the car, goin down, goin down!

en21 · 09-01-2006, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle_Ben

I tried showing my girlfriend how to drive my vespa...

She almost killed us both. Good times

same here

rowan · 09-01-2006, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

My wife's car is barely a year old and she's already hit the bumpers at least 4 times (last one was a beauty where she got stuck against the brick wall when reversing in), and crinkled the wheel well when a rock got stuck between it and the tire. Cue sound of Wiley Coyote falling off a tall cliff - that's the value of the car, goin down, goin down!

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the hubcap that went missing, probably when she was parking and scraped the kerb...

cyberstar · 09-01-2006, 06:27 AM

women can't drive... i'm an exception

Holly · 09-01-2006, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberstar

women can't drive... i'm an exception

Not only can we drive, but we're better at it.

We cause fewer accidents, get fewer tickets and fines, kill fewer people on the road, and are cheaper to insure.

The men are heavily in denial about this, so we try not to rub it in. Too much.

eroticsexxx · 09-01-2006, 11:04 AM

Hey,
Let's not generalize here.

A woman taught me how to drive a standard shift car!

Though I must add that she came from a family of mechanics, her souped-up mustang could do a quarter mile in 12 secs, and she could drive circles around half of my buddies.

Bonus was that she was blonde and incredible in the sack...

Of course I got dumped for a friggin stock car driver. Didn't stand a chance back in those days...

ah, memories...

GlydeGirl · 09-01-2006, 11:15 AM

I remember when my hubby tried to teach me how to drive... after about 20 minutes we realized that our relationship was better off if somebody else taught me what to do. And now I'm a fantastic driver who has never been in an accident, never been caught for speeding, nor even received a parking ticket.

squishypimp · 09-01-2006, 11:16 AM

i would never do it personally

fetishblog · 09-01-2006, 11:17 AM

No fucking way would I even attempt this. I'd rather stick a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 09-01-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Not only can we drive, but we're better at it.

We cause fewer accidents, get fewer tickets and fines, kill fewer people on the road, and are cheaper to insure.

The men are heavily in denial about this, so we try not to rub it in. Too much.

deny deny deny. that's their motto.

J. Falcon · 09-01-2006, 11:51 AM

it's hard work.

Big Red Machine · 09-01-2006, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man

And I hope at least it was an automatic !

I tried teaching a girl manual (didn't want to say stick...

) once BIG MISTAKE bucking like a freaking bronco

LittleSassy · 09-01-2006, 12:08 PM

oh good luck!

danevans · 09-01-2006, 12:58 PM

less than a month ago my gf bought her first car (2nd hand, in ok shape generally but can use a paint job (a few small dents and scratches)) and she was bugging me to get it painted (what will all her friends say when they see it ugly etc), I suggested to leave it like that for a year or so until she gets the hang of driving and parking - and she wanted to bite my head off lol.. "You don't trust my skills", "I can drive, got my license 3 years ago" etc etc.. two days later she calls me on my cell crying - she hit the lamp post (fortunately just another dent, no major damage) and there were a few other minor events since that - so now she supports my idea of a delayed paint job.

reading posts above - you guys (actually girls) seem to mix skill and following the law, if those stats are correct - women cause less accidents because they often drive 40 in 60 zone etc, but generally - SKILL alone is on men's side..

DateDoc · 09-01-2006, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Not only can we drive, but we're better at it.

We cause fewer accidents, get fewer tickets and fines, kill fewer people on the road, and are cheaper to insure.

The men are heavily in denial about this, so we try not to rub it in. Too much.

Women have fewer accidents because men drive you around.

MetaMan · 09-01-2006, 01:12 PM

God women are fucking terrible drivers, Holly the reason why you get in less accidents is because we always get in accidents trying to avoid you while u talk on your cellphone swirving into my lane.

Big Red Machine · 09-01-2006, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Not only can we drive, but we're better at it.

We cause fewer accidents, get fewer tickets and fines, kill fewer people on the road, and are cheaper to insure.

The men are heavily in denial about this, so we try not to rub it in. Too much.

That doesn't mean Women Don't Cause the accidents

Like hopping on the highway doing 20 ,and the GUY behind you has to slam on his brakes, as the women drives off oblivious. Or the fact that women look in the rearview mirror when backing up, and probably talk themselves out of trouble in the SuperMarket parking lot after bumping cars like a pinball machine......

gideongallery · 09-01-2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Not only can we drive, but we're better at it.

We cause fewer accidents, get fewer tickets and fines, kill fewer people on the road, and are cheaper to insure.

The men are heavily in denial about this, so we try not to rub it in. Too much.

she is right women don't get into accidents they drive away wondering what caused the accident behind them.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 09-01-2006, 06:32 PM

haha!
better grab some rest, i'm sure it had been a hard day for you

woj · 09-01-2006, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Not only can we drive, but we're better at it.

We cause fewer accidents, get fewer tickets and fines, kill fewer people on the road, and are cheaper to insure.

The men are heavily in denial about this, so we try not to rub it in. Too much.

That must be the reason why women dominate sports like car racing.

BigBen · 09-01-2006, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

That must be the reason why women dominate sports like car racing.

Haha, good stuff.

shake · 09-01-2006, 09:47 PM

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MaddCaz · 09-01-2006, 09:48 PM

dont bother....

scotty2hotty1111 · 09-01-2006, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

dont bother....

yeah dont bother they dont listen anyway

LiveDose · 09-01-2006, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by en21

FUCKING HELLL..... that's my summary

Just wait till she starts driving while talking on the cell phone. Teenage girls are by far the most inconsiderate and terrible drivers on the road. They should be force to drive cars made 100% out of rubber.

en21 · 09-01-2006, 11:37 PM

I had to say... not all women are bad driver... but mostly are just fucking iritiates me... specially mom with their fucking 4 Wheel drive

Gary_TLX · 09-01-2006, 11:59 PM

I thought my ex girlfriend how to drive on a manual. I bet I lost 20 pounds while she was learning.

Now she is ok to drive, but I still don't like to be her passenger.

MsWild · 09-02-2006, 11:52 PM

enjoy and have fun

(I dunno how to drive)

alexg · 09-03-2006, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Not only can we drive, but we're better at it.

We cause fewer accidents, get fewer tickets and fines, kill fewer people on the road, and are cheaper to insure.

The men are heavily in denial about this, so we try not to rub it in. Too much.

fewer killer accidents

much much more small accidents

Jimmy The Juggernaut · 09-03-2006, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

That must be the reason why women dominate sports like car racing.

makes you think...

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