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Adult Warden 08-30-2006 09:31 PM

100 Assumptions and misleading thread titles

notabook 08-30-2006 09:31 PM

LOOK GOD DAMN IT, I?ve told you since DAY ONE that BoyAlley is NOT queer. It?s just an act so he ends up getting more pussy in one week than any straight man could ever imagine of getting in his entire life. BoyAlley trolls specifically for Christian pussy ? he starts telling them he?s gay using his polished queer act and they quickly fall for it. A few hours later he?s banging one, if not three, at the same time. You see, nothing makes chicks of Christ wetter than trying to please their god, and they are willing to go to ANY lengths to do what they feel is ?right?.

And friends, let me ask you, what is more important to a Christian than saving someone?s soul? To them, nothing. So they gladly fuck a gay guy in the attempts to ?make him straight?. BoyAlley got into this racket long ago and he?s banged more Christian pussy than Pat Robertson. He?s a god among men, a true mastermind when it comes to subversive behavior. I salute him for teaching me what needs to be done in order to get me laid on a Saturday night. Thank you Boyalley! Thank you!

8ball 08-30-2006 09:32 PM

Making a name for yourself and donating tons of money in the process = only good business.

Can't wait for that video!

Adult Warden 08-30-2006 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
LOOK GOD DAMN IT, I?ve told you since DAY ONE that BoyAlley is NOT queer. It?s just an act so he ends up getting more pussy in one week than any straight man could ever imagine of getting in his entire life. BoyAlley trolls specifically for Christian pussy ? he starts telling them he?s gay using his polished queer act and they quickly fall for it. A few hours later he?s banging one (if not three) at the same time. You see, nothing makes chicks of Christ wetter than trying to please their god, and they are willing to go to ANY lengths to do what they feel is ?right?.

And friends, let me ask you, what is more important to a Christian than saving someone?s soul? To them, nothing. So they gladly fuck a gay guy in the attempts to ?make him straight?. BoyAlley got into this racket long ago and he?s banged more Christian pussy than Pat Robertson. He?s a god among men, a true mastermind when it comes to subversive behavior. I salute him for teaching me what needs to be done in order to get me laid on a Saturday night. Thank you Boyalley! Thank you!

Your posts are always too long to read :winkwink:

NickPapageorgio 08-30-2006 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
LOOK GOD DAMN IT, I?ve told you since DAY ONE that BoyAlley is NOT queer. It?s just an act so he ends up getting more pussy in one week than any straight man could ever imagine of getting in his entire life. BoyAlley trolls specifically for Christian pussy ? he starts telling them he?s gay using his polished queer act and they quickly fall for it. A few hours later he?s banging one, if not three, at the same time. You see, nothing makes chicks of Christ wetter than trying to please their god, and they are willing to go to ANY lengths to do what they feel is ?right?.

And friends, let me ask you, what is more important to a Christian than saving someone?s soul? To them, nothing. So they gladly fuck a gay guy in the attempts to ?make him straight?. BoyAlley got into this racket long ago and he?s banged more Christian pussy than Pat Robertson. He?s a god among men, a true mastermind when it comes to subversive behavior. I salute him for teaching me what needs to be done in order to get me laid on a Saturday night. Thank you Boyalley! Thank you!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-30-2006 09:33 PM

mr soul whoever you are, you're a fucking idiot

i back up the fag :2 cents:

Adult Warden 08-30-2006 09:33 PM

I wonder if Xbiz and AVN and FSC will be covering the eating of the hat story

mikeyddddd 08-30-2006 09:40 PM

http://www.eazytraffic.com/gfy/images/gfy-ignore.gif

Carry on.

notabook 08-30-2006 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden
Your posts are always too long to read :winkwink:

Sorry Warden =( I type a lot so that my anxiety attacks don?t flare up at night, if I stop thinking about various shit at night sometimes they get bad and I feel worse than a cat that?s just got ran over by me.

8ball 08-30-2006 09:41 PM

wrong thread

edit.

Mr. Soul 08-30-2006 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8ball
Making a name for yourself and donating tons of money in the process = only good business.

Can't wait for that video!


It's not fine to pretend to have celebrities vouching for you. That's not right.

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

IF I'm wrong. I'm usually right. And this appears to be no exception.

Adult Warden 08-30-2006 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

And be banned?

theking 08-30-2006 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
It's not fine to pretend to have celebrities vouching for you. That's not right.

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

IF I'm wrong. I'm usually right. And this appears to be no exception.

I have never known you to be right about much of anything...Richy boy.

8ball 08-30-2006 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
It's not fine to pretend to have celebrities vouching for you. That's not right.

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

IF I'm wrong. I'm usually right. And this appears to be no exception.

Only fair.

Belinda 08-30-2006 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
It's not fine to pretend to have celebrities vouching for you. That's not right.

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

IF I'm wrong. I'm usually right. And this appears to be no exception.


I think you should edit your sig...

Webby 08-30-2006 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking
I have never known you to be right about much of anything...Richy boy.

Pathfinder, thought you were so offended you were never coming back here till a mod banned someone of your chosing?

Back to follow up with your favorite obsessions General?

Mr. Soul 08-30-2006 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda
I think you should edit your sig...


What's wrong with it? What would you like me to change?

bknoob 08-30-2006 10:01 PM

Hey Mr. Soul, I think you get a free jacket for this thread (longest thread of the week)

Belinda 08-30-2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
What's wrong with it? What would you like me to change?

Maybe you spelled DONTATE that way on purpose.. if you did then I wouldn't change a thing :winkwink:

PMdave 08-30-2006 10:04 PM

Congrats Mr Soul you've just made teh Boyalley more popular. I'm guessing you and he discussed on how to het some extra attention on ICQ and decided this thread was be a great idea.

I'm gay for teh BoyAlley*
Rock on boy!

Juicy D. Links 08-30-2006 10:06 PM

Ok someone give me cliffnotes

Mr. Soul 08-30-2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda
Maybe you spelled DONTATE that way on purpose.. if you did then I wouldn't change a thing :winkwink:


You must be hallucinating or something. :)

Belinda 08-30-2006 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
You must be hallucinating or something. :)

Guess so..:winkwink:

baddog 08-30-2006 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
Doesn't change the fact that he's an attention whore


http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oliphant/oa048.jpg

Mr. Soul 08-30-2006 10:22 PM

yeah Baddog I guess you have to be an attention whore to call someone out for their bullshit.

BoyAlley 08-30-2006 10:31 PM


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baddog 08-30-2006 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
By M.O mr clicks is referring to "Motus Operundi"

word up


Really? I thought it was modus operandi

baddog 08-30-2006 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
My favorite part about this thread is finding out that I'm a GFY Celebrity after all these years. Shouldn't I get a cool jacket or something?

My life is now complete!


I was actually jealous of you when I read that.

baddog 08-30-2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden
I wonder if Xbiz and AVN and FSC will be covering the eating of the hat story

www.PRadult.com sure will.

CDSmith 08-30-2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
My favorite part about this thread is finding out that I'm a GFY Celebrity after all these years. Shouldn't I get a cool jacket or something?

My life is now complete!

Have I ever kissed your ass?

If your answer is no I think our friend mr Soul should eat TWO hats. :D

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-30-2006 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
...I'm usually right.....

most people who are full of themselves and are idiots think the same :2 cents:

stickyfingerz 08-30-2006 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Really? I thought it was modus operandi

I already corrected him hehe. see a few posts after his ;)

sharp 08-30-2006 11:02 PM

great thread. let's see the video!

BoyAlley 08-30-2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar
great thread. let's see the video!

This is honestly your idea of a great thread?

Pathetic.

soulbleed 08-30-2006 11:05 PM

hes not gay.

Mr. Soul 08-30-2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I was actually jealous of you when I read that.


you were on the list

JD 08-30-2006 11:15 PM

Mr. Soul: I hope you're hungry man. I've got a previously white (now brown) hat that might taste nice. I drink a lot so you'll most likey get a buzz from it. lmk :thumbsup

BoyAlley: I've got MAD respect for you and what you're doing for the FSC/Adult in general. Even though you've got to be the gayest of the gayest people I've ever "met" I'd gladly call you my brutha from anotha mutha.

baddog 08-30-2006 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
you were on the list


No list I have seen.

Damian_Maxcash 08-30-2006 11:49 PM

Everyone seems to be missing the real drama in this thread - JTF has been muzzled for 2 weeks.

Epic have finaly realized he was doing more harm than good and/or its part of the deal they have undoubtably made to get PD back on the board.

Either way we are going to need this MrSoul around to keep the drama levels up.

Mr. Soul 08-31-2006 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
No list I have seen.


someone made a poll. it was terrible so no one noticed.

Bladewire 08-31-2006 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
This is honestly your idea of a great thread?

Pathetic.

Dude why are you even focused on this thread?

I've sent you ICQ's the last 3 days about business and you haven't responded, yet you're glued to these GFY threads. I don't get it

baddog 08-31-2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul
someone made a poll. it was terrible so no one noticed.

I saw it, I was not on the list.

BradM 08-31-2006 01:03 AM

Too bad I missed this until now. It's saddening someone is trying to toss some rust in this sprocket that is a gay man raising money for a great cause.

BA is a 100% total queer ass homo faggot. No question about that.

Violetta 08-31-2006 01:11 AM

*waiting for the picture and the vid*

iDope 08-31-2006 01:28 AM

interesting.

Monstaman 08-31-2006 01:42 AM

I luv u Boy Alley :)

shermo 08-31-2006 02:07 AM

This thread is pointless without a video of a man eating his hat!

Manowar 08-31-2006 02:15 AM

mad drama yo

Antonio 08-31-2006 03:17 AM

fifty (I think)

Bladewire 08-31-2006 03:47 AM

And the sound... of silence :helpme


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