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Sexsitesurfer · 08-29-2006, 04:23 AM

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro

Sexsitesurfer · 08-29-2006, 04:24 AM

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams

Sexsitesurfer · 08-29-2006, 04:24 AM

And:
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

08-29-2006, 04:23 AM	#1
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	Funny and often true quotes "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

08-29-2006, 04:24 AM	#2
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

08-29-2006, 04:24 AM	#3
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	And: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]