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08-26-2006, 05:13 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I almost killed myself in the bathroom........
I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...
My head hit dead on with the door locked.... its still fucking hurting I thought it was gonna be a bleeder for sure |
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08-26-2006, 05:14 PM
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Let's do some business!
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Frankks and beans!
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08-26-2006, 05:15 PM
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haha damn man...
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08-26-2006, 05:15 PM
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take it easy dude! Taking a shit is dangerous!
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08-26-2006, 05:16 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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i wish i had this on video , you would be laughing your balls off
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08-26-2006, 05:16 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Damn that sucks hope you are ok
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08-26-2006, 05:19 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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Just admit it Juicy. You launched yourself right off the damn toilet............
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08-26-2006, 05:20 PM
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sounds like you need to lay off the alcohol bud
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08-26-2006, 05:21 PM
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Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-26-2006, 05:22 PM
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in a van by the river
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Tell the truth.. your mom waked in on you wanking on little juicy and you slipped and fell.
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08-26-2006, 05:24 PM
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He was masterbating
Did he drop his iPod in the toilet watching those wildfresh movies on it
Hope i dont get busted but i think this wildfresh shit rocks on the ipod. Hold in one hand and jerk off the other what a concept.  |
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08-26-2006, 05:26 PM
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perverted justice decoy
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1.21 jiggawattssssssssssssssssssssssss
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08-26-2006, 05:31 PM
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What did you slip on? Oh wait, do I really want to know?
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08-26-2006, 05:33 PM
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08-26-2006, 05:33 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I just woke up from a nap so i was i think still sleepy , i was zipping up and tripped DAMN BUTTON FLY JEANS!!!!!!!!  |
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08-26-2006, 05:34 PM
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well they say most accidents happen in the bathroom, but fuck man that would be the shittiest place to die. no pun intended.
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08-26-2006, 05:37 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-26-2006, 05:46 PM
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Hmm
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You must watch out.. hidden dangers are everywhere
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08-26-2006, 06:10 PM
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making it rain
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OH FUCK ME
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08-26-2006, 06:16 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I'd hate to die taking a shit...
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08-26-2006, 06:17 PM
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He's A Bleeder!!!
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08-26-2006, 07:59 PM
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08-26-2006, 08:59 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Agreed. Better get it checked out.
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08-26-2006, 09:02 PM
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i hope i die on the fucking shitter one day...
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08-26-2006, 09:53 PM
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yikes glad u are okay juicy!
boil hard egg and roll it around the area where u hit your head . (some asian thing ) p.s don't eat the egg afterwards ... |
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08-26-2006, 09:54 PM
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Bathroom is not a good place to fall very hostile environment.
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08-26-2006, 09:54 PM
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owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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08-27-2006, 03:25 AM
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Maybe you should get your head checked for internal hemorrhage or internal injuries. I know a person once that he fell from stairs although he didn't bleed but there was an internal hemorrhage in his body.
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08-27-2006, 04:01 AM
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Final destination style
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08-27-2006, 04:01 AM
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fuck, close call. i agree with msan, get checked out anyway bro, just to be safe.
falling in the bathroom is scary. wet floors, slippery feet, lots of things to bash your head on. not good. the last time i fell in the bathroom, i was in the shower. i slipped, grabbed onto the curtain and brought it all crashing down on me. hurt my back a little but i lived to die another day. |
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08-27-2006, 04:08 AM
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08-27-2006, 08:26 AM
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Fortunaly i never hurt myself in bathroom but not been far from that.For example,you can have pluged dryer,and if he fall when you bathing,you are instantly dead.
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08-27-2006, 08:39 AM
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Elvis died on the shitter
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08-27-2006, 08:44 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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juicy, you are still sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
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08-27-2006, 08:50 AM
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Damn that suck's, long as your ok <33
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08-27-2006, 08:59 AM
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08-27-2006, 09:00 AM
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Every bathroom needs a nonslip rug
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08-27-2006, 01:18 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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08-27-2006, 01:41 PM
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next time just hang your ass out the window!
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08-27-2006, 01:43 PM
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thats gotta hurt! :\ ouch man
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08-27-2006, 02:02 PM
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08-27-2006, 07:36 PM
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haha! that's pretty careless of you!
but, still, you're too damn lucky that you're not much hurt look on the brighter side!
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