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Old 08-26-2006, 05:13 PM   #1
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I almost killed myself in the bathroom........

I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...

My head hit dead on with the door locked.... its still fucking hurting

I thought it was gonna be a bleeder for sure
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:14 PM   #2
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:15 PM   #3
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:15 PM   #4
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:16 PM   #5
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i wish i had this on video , you would be laughing your balls off
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:16 PM   #6
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:16 PM   #7
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:19 PM   #8
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Just admit it Juicy. You launched yourself right off the damn toilet............
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:20 PM   #9
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sounds like you need to lay off the alcohol bud
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:21 PM   #10
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:22 PM   #11
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Tell the truth.. your mom waked in on you wanking on little juicy and you slipped and fell.
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:24 PM   #12
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He was masterbating

Did he drop his iPod in the toilet watching those wildfresh movies on it
Hope i dont get busted but i think this wildfresh shit rocks on the ipod. Hold in one hand and jerk off the other what a concept.
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:26 PM   #13
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:31 PM   #14
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What did you slip on? Oh wait, do I really want to know?
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #15
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I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...
what did you slip on?
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #16
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What did you slip on? Oh wait, do I really want to know?

I just woke up from a nap so i was i think still sleepy , i was zipping up and tripped DAMN BUTTON FLY JEANS!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:34 PM   #17
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well they say most accidents happen in the bathroom, but fuck man that would be the shittiest place to die. no pun intended.
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:37 PM   #18
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well they say most accidents happen in the bathroom, but fuck man that would be the shittiest place to die. no pun intended.
i was putting my hands in my hair expecting to see some blood n stuff yo , i smacked the door handle hard.... man the pain fucking hurt also
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:46 PM   #19
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Old 08-26-2006, 06:10 PM   #20
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Old 08-26-2006, 06:16 PM   #21
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I'd hate to die taking a shit...
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Old 08-26-2006, 06:17 PM   #22
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:59 PM   #23
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:59 PM   #24
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Agreed. Better get it checked out.
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Old 08-26-2006, 09:02 PM   #25
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i hope i die on the fucking shitter one day...
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Old 08-26-2006, 09:53 PM   #26
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yikes glad u are okay juicy!
boil hard egg and roll it around the area where u hit
your head . (some asian thing )
p.s don't eat the egg afterwards ...
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Old 08-26-2006, 09:54 PM   #27
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Bathroom is not a good place to fall very hostile environment.
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Old 08-26-2006, 09:54 PM   #28
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Old 08-27-2006, 03:25 AM   #29
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Maybe you should get your head checked for internal hemorrhage or internal injuries. I know a person once that he fell from stairs although he didn't bleed but there was an internal hemorrhage in his body.
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Old 08-27-2006, 04:01 AM   #30
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Old 08-27-2006, 04:01 AM   #31
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fuck, close call. i agree with msan, get checked out anyway bro, just to be safe.

falling in the bathroom is scary. wet floors, slippery feet, lots of things to bash your head on. not good.

the last time i fell in the bathroom, i was in the shower. i slipped, grabbed onto the curtain and brought it all crashing down on me. hurt my back a little but i lived to die another day.
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Old 08-27-2006, 04:08 AM   #32
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:23 AM   #33
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:26 AM   #34
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Fortunaly i never hurt myself in bathroom but not been far from that.For example,you can have pluged dryer,and if he fall when you bathing,you are instantly dead.
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:39 AM   #35
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:44 AM   #36
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juicy, you are still sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:50 AM   #37
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Damn that suck's, long as your ok <33
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Old 08-27-2006, 01:41 PM   #41
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Old 08-27-2006, 07:36 PM   #45
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haha! that's pretty careless of you!
but, still, you're too damn lucky that you're not much hurt
look on the brighter side!
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