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Juicy D. Links 08-26-2006 05:13 PM

I almost killed myself in the bathroom........
 
I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...

My head hit dead on with the door locked.... its still fucking hurting

I thought it was gonna be a bleeder for sure

Sly 08-26-2006 05:14 PM

Frankks and beans!

StickyGreen 08-26-2006 05:15 PM

haha damn man...

Violetta 08-26-2006 05:15 PM

take it easy dude! Taking a shit is dangerous!

Juicy D. Links 08-26-2006 05:16 PM

i wish i had this on video , you would be laughing your balls off

xclusive 08-26-2006 05:16 PM

Damn that sucks hope you are ok

GT-Omar 08-26-2006 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Frankks and beans!


He was masturbating !!!!!!

BoyAlley 08-26-2006 05:19 PM

Just admit it Juicy. You launched yourself right off the damn toilet............

OTerror 08-26-2006 05:20 PM

sounds like you need to lay off the alcohol bud

L0rdJuni0r 08-26-2006 05:21 PM

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crockett 08-26-2006 05:22 PM

Tell the truth.. your mom waked in on you wanking on little juicy and you slipped and fell.

Ded Sheriff 08-26-2006 05:24 PM

He was masterbating
 
Did he drop his iPod in the toilet watching those wildfresh movies on it
Hope i dont get busted but i think this wildfresh shit rocks on the ipod. Hold in one hand and jerk off the other what a concept.:winkwink:

BusterBunny 08-26-2006 05:26 PM

1.21 jiggawattssssssssssssssssssssssss

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-...jiggawatts.jpg

wyldblyss 08-26-2006 05:31 PM

What did you slip on? Oh wait, do I really want to know?

avolongold 08-26-2006 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...

what did you slip on?

Juicy D. Links 08-26-2006 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss
What did you slip on? Oh wait, do I really want to know?


I just woke up from a nap so i was i think still sleepy , i was zipping up and tripped DAMN BUTTON FLY JEANS!!!!!!!!:mad:

Jaii 08-26-2006 05:34 PM

well they say most accidents happen in the bathroom, but fuck man that would be the shittiest place to die. no pun intended.

Juicy D. Links 08-26-2006 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaii
well they say most accidents happen in the bathroom, but fuck man that would be the shittiest place to die. no pun intended.

i was putting my hands in my hair expecting to see some blood n stuff yo , i smacked the door handle hard.... man the pain fucking hurt also

Cyber Fucker 08-26-2006 05:46 PM

You must watch out.. hidden dangers are everywhere :(

fuzebox 08-26-2006 06:10 PM

OH FUCK ME :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny
1.21 jiggawattssssssssssssssssssssssss

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-...jiggawatts.jpg


minusonebit 08-26-2006 06:16 PM

I'd hate to die taking a shit...

MaddCaz 08-26-2006 06:17 PM

He's A Bleeder!!!

bknoob 08-26-2006 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit
I'd hate to die taking a shit...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 08-26-2006 08:59 PM

Agreed. Better get it checked out.

nico-t 08-26-2006 09:02 PM

i hope i die on the fucking shitter one day...

webgurl 08-26-2006 09:53 PM

yikes glad u are okay juicy!
boil hard egg and roll it around the area where u hit
your head . (some asian thing )
p.s don't eat the egg afterwards ...

tony286 08-26-2006 09:54 PM

Bathroom is not a good place to fall very hostile environment.

Fizzgig 08-26-2006 09:54 PM

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

msan 08-27-2006 03:25 AM

Maybe you should get your head checked for internal hemorrhage or internal injuries. I know a person once that he fell from stairs although he didn't bleed but there was an internal hemorrhage in his body.

karlm 08-27-2006 04:01 AM

Final destination style

DWB 08-27-2006 04:01 AM

fuck, close call. i agree with msan, get checked out anyway bro, just to be safe.

falling in the bathroom is scary. wet floors, slippery feet, lots of things to bash your head on. not good.

the last time i fell in the bathroom, i was in the shower. i slipped, grabbed onto the curtain and brought it all crashing down on me. hurt my back a little but i lived to die another day.

CaptainWolfy 08-27-2006 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky
take it easy dude! Taking a shit is dangerous!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

free4porn 08-27-2006 08:23 AM

sounds painful :(

Klen 08-27-2006 08:26 AM

Fortunaly i never hurt myself in bathroom but not been far from that.For example,you can have pluged dryer,and if he fall when you bathing,you are instantly dead.

CheneyRumsfeld 08-27-2006 08:39 AM

Elvis died on the shitter

gooddomains 08-27-2006 08:44 AM

juicy, you are still sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

jaffie 08-27-2006 08:50 AM

Damn that suck's, long as your ok <33 :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-27-2006 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I was sitting on crapper , so i get up and zip my pants and i slipped...

Should've wiped your ass with TP before getting up yo...

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mailman 08-27-2006 09:00 AM

Every bathroom needs a nonslip rug :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-27-2006 01:18 PM

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RichGuy 08-27-2006 01:41 PM

next time just hang your ass out the window!

madawgz 08-27-2006 01:43 PM

thats gotta hurt! :\ ouch man

Deraj 08-27-2006 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Alphonso 08-27-2006 02:02 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nAtuRaLbEautY 08-27-2006 07:36 PM

haha! that's pretty careless of you!
but, still, you're too damn lucky that you're not much hurt :)
look on the brighter side!


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