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Old 08-26-2006, 08:55 PM   #1
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the perfect slut

ive seen the perfect chick...... and everytime i saw this perfect chick i was astonished that she had this 'normal' boyfriend. I just cant understand it. Now you might say there aint such thing as a perfect looking chick - youre wrong. this chick is perfect. Curves are one thing but the face gotta be at least good, and goddamnit this fucking broad had the perfect fucking face.... I see alot of porn chicks and hot ass babes all day long with this fucking job but ive never seen a hot fucking slut like this one. And dont start the sappy shit like 'in love' blablabla..... keep dreaming off to wonderland, im talking about the fucking appearance and nothing else.

i always thought there aint such thing as perfect. Well tonight i learned there is. Jesus christ i wish i had some pics to show you gus...
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:55 PM   #2
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:58 PM   #3
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I'll have to take your word for it
sadly, yes... And it wasnt a fucking alcohol delerium, i spoke to some friends and they all thought the same. A fucking unique experience... Perfection is still among us, luckily! Now all I need is a plan to ditch that fucking boyfriend...
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:54 PM   #4
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sadly, yes... And it wasnt a fucking alcohol delerium, i spoke to some friends and they all thought the same. A fucking unique experience... Perfection is still among us, luckily! Now all I need is a plan to ditch that fucking boyfriend...
Why bother? Physical perfection is temporary.
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Old 08-26-2006, 11:23 PM   #5
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Why bother? Physical perfection is temporary.
enjoy it while it lasts cause nothing lasts forever
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:23 AM   #6
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She probably had a penis.
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:25 AM   #7
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She probably had a penis.
There ya go!
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:26 AM   #8
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ive seen the perfect chick...... and everytime i saw this perfect chick i was astonished that she had this 'normal' boyfriend. I just cant understand it. Now you might say there aint such thing as a perfect looking chick - youre wrong. this chick is perfect. Curves are one thing but the face gotta be at least good, and goddamnit this fucking broad had the perfect fucking face.... I see alot of porn chicks and hot ass babes all day long with this fucking job but ive never seen a hot fucking slut like this one. And dont start the sappy shit like 'in love' blablabla..... keep dreaming off to wonderland, im talking about the fucking appearance and nothing else.

i always thought there aint such thing as perfect. Well tonight i learned there is. Jesus christ i wish i had some pics to show you gus...

I love the respect you show to women.

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Old 08-27-2006, 12:26 AM   #9
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She probably had a penis.
I thought all women had penises???
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Old 08-27-2006, 02:40 AM   #10
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well, don't sit around here telling.....try to get a piece of her
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Old 08-27-2006, 03:06 AM   #11
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Why bother? Physical perfection is temporary.
No this can't be true!!!!

Are you saying that one day I will get ugly.

The reasons why this girl is with this guy could be many. She might be self centred, annoying and a bitch and he's the only guy who will put up with her.

She might look good but be dull.

He might look beyond her good looks and see more than the wrapping, this she appreciates more than most will ever understand.

He might be a wonderful guy and she is sick of going out with losers who are more concerned with what she looks like.

Or it might be the same reason Eva is still with me after 9 years. Love.

And my amazing prowess in bed.
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Old 08-27-2006, 03:38 AM   #12
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I thought you had a girlfriend? What are you doing fantasizing about other girls for? Are you in the market for an upgrade?
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Old 08-27-2006, 06:05 AM   #13
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:30 PM   #14
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oh... it would be a great deal better if there are some pics...
i don't believe in perfection but i've decided to give you the benefit of the doubt...
perfection is in the eyes of the beholder..
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:55 AM   #15
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Old 08-28-2006, 01:49 AM   #16
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