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Old 08-25-2006, 05:24 PM   #1
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Chicago Judge Allows Penis "Bomb" Case To Proceed
... fucking bunch of paranoids ....

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Chicago, IL (AHN) - A Chicago Judge ruled that there is enough evidence to prosecute a man who claims that an airport security official misheard him saying bomb.

The incident occurred at Chicago O'Hare International Airport, when a guard at security check point allegedly thought that a sexual device in Mardin Amin's backpack was actually a bomb.

Mardin Amin, who is an Iraqi, claims he actually told the guard the small, black object was a "pump," as in a penis pump.

Amin's attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke said her client was embarrassed to explain the object in front of his mother, who was traveling with him, so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb."

"His mother is standing there so, under his breath, he says, 'It's a pump. Put it away. Put it away,'" O'Neill-Burke told the AP on Thursday. The guard asked him again and he repeated that the object was a pump, the attorney said.

O'Neill-Burke explained that Amin has a thick accent and like some other Arabic speakers he too has trouble distinguishing the sounds "p" and "b."

However, after hearing the testimony from the female security guard, who asserts her stance, Judge Gerald Winiecki will allow the case to move forward.

The 29-year-old Amin is charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted. He was released on $75,000 bond and is due back in court Sept. 13.
.. in front of his mother ...

I hope they left him his pump, because he could need it for those 3 years ....

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Old 08-26-2006, 12:49 AM   #2
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oh my...
i would rather have my mom's rage than spend 3 yrs in jail..
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:57 AM   #3
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I don't understand, what exactly are they going to prosecute him for? For having a penis pump? Or that those who learn English as a second language who can't get every single nuance of the language correct should be put in jail? I'm not quite understanding, I hope the ACLU will back the guy, this shit is beyond ridiculous.

?felony disorderly conduct? for asking the guard to not expose a penis pump in front of his mother? lmao. I love Amerika!
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:57 AM   #4
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Sad... The guy's story is entirely understandable and believable. It's not like he ran around yelling "BOMB"!!
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:43 AM   #5
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That's democracy for Iraqi ...

If the guy would have been a trailer trash gum diseaded redneck, it would have been all laughs .... and Heee Hawwww .....
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:55 AM   #6
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That's democracy for Iraqi ...

If the guy would have been a trailer trash gum diseaded redneck, it would have been all laughs .... and Heee Hawwww .....
yeah, i think your totally fucking wrong, they take all jokes and comments about bombs and guns very seriously.
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Old 08-26-2006, 09:04 AM   #7
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Totally ridiculous.
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:00 AM   #8
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who cares. he is iraqi.

fuck him.
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:07 AM   #9
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That's democracy for Iraqi ...

If the guy would have been a trailer trash gum diseaded redneck, it would have been all laughs .... and Heee Hawwww .....
Diseaded?

What exactly does a fucking misunderstanding between a 8.00 an hour security guard, and a person with low english skills have to do with democracy in Iraq?

I want a peanut butter sandwich so, I think Im going to learn to do oragami....
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:48 AM   #10
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who cares. he is iraqi.

fuck him.
100% agreed..Fuck him. Hope someone shanks him in prison with a sharpened penis pump.
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:55 AM   #11
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now if they found a bomb I see it but if they found a penis pump let him go.He has suffered enough.
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Old 08-26-2006, 11:09 AM   #12
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What a crock of shit and a disgrace on every level.
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Old 08-26-2006, 11:47 AM   #13
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I wonder if they were sniffing it.
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