Bad. baaaaddd... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd joke. - GoFuckYourself.com

Rand · 08-25-2006, 04:09 PM

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
itself up!"

CDSmith · 08-25-2006, 04:13 PM

Ouch.

The joke Wanton posted here last month was pretty good....

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

:D

Scott McD · 08-25-2006, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rand

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
itself up!"

I liked it...

Fucksakes · 08-25-2006, 04:19 PM

hahaha that was a good one.

Rand · 08-25-2006, 04:27 PM

And with that... my friends, I am outta here.

Off on vacation until Sep 6th. And, I'm completely off the grid.

See you when I get back.

VicD · 08-25-2006, 04:29 PM

Funny joke, enjoy your holliday

8ball · 08-25-2006, 04:30 PM

haha awesome joke

Vitasoy · 08-25-2006, 05:03 PM

oldie but a goodie

Doctor Dre · 08-25-2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Ouch.

The joke Wanton posted here last month was pretty good....

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

:D

isn't it like the 10th time you post that one dude ?

E$_manager · 08-25-2006, 07:48 PM

THat was funny. Not bad joke at all.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-25-2006, 08:02 PM

not that bad...
almost made laugh

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-25-2006, 08:03 PM

not that bad...
almost made laugh

Wagerboy · 08-26-2006, 10:50 AM

oldie but goodie

tony286 · 08-26-2006, 10:51 AM

thats too funny

BoyAlley · 08-26-2006, 10:55 AM

MsWild · 08-27-2006, 09:15 AM

lol...good one hahaha

bigmack · 08-27-2006, 09:17 AM

lmao

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Manowar · 08-27-2006, 09:18 AM

gooddomains · 08-27-2006, 09:18 AM

a good on

teg0 · 08-27-2006, 09:48 AM

thats classic.... and horrible. lol

Klen · 08-27-2006, 09:49 AM

Not realy horrible.You have self destruct units in game command and conquer generals.What is different

mizmiz · 08-27-2006, 10:09 AM

What the hell

MaddCaz · 08-27-2006, 10:10 AM

hehe yea ive seen that joke before

CDSmith · 08-27-2006, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

isn't it like the 10th time you post that one dude ?

Wanton posted it about a month ago. Me, I've never posted that one.

So in answer to your question, dude..... no.

08-25-2006, 04:09 PM	#1
Rand Industry Vet Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Santa Monica, CA Posts: 2,663	Bad. baaaaddd... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd joke. A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black or White?" "White, please." "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man, so he asked, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

08-25-2006, 04:13 PM	#2
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08-25-2006, 04:27 PM	#5
Rand Industry Vet Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Santa Monica, CA Posts: 2,663	And with that... my friends, I am outta here. Off on vacation until Sep 6th. And, I'm completely off the grid. See you when I get back.

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