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Old 08-25-2006, 11:32 AM   #1
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Actual E mail Recieved today
This just made me laugh my ass off when i got this e mail today;

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From: complete idiot
To: Royal Cash
Date: Friday, August 25, 2006, 11:23:35 AM
Subject: Can,I bought a beautifull virgin girl from your sight in,40000$.
I wonder which he prefers a blonde or a brunette? and if he will send the payment via epassporte


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Old 08-25-2006, 11:36 AM   #2
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sorry, here is the full text of the e mail LOL
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Dear friend,



Me ******* from pakistan.Can,I bought a beautifull virgin

girl from your sight.I am computer engineer,and exporter,

I want to bought a girl for merry her,which,belong to your

sight.Can,I contact you,Telephone/Mobile,I want to sellect

Teen virgin from your sight.Give me our,websight too.Here

is my email address, complete idiot,I can transfer,

40000$ in your account.Quick Rivert,Thank you.
we are going to play with this guy LOL


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Old 08-25-2006, 11:37 AM   #3
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whats your point, everything seems reasonable here....
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Old 08-25-2006, 11:43 AM   #4
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I think we should offer him a coupon or something


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Old 08-25-2006, 11:49 AM   #5
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duude.. you're selling virgins? hook me up bro!
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:05 PM   #6
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Hahahaha too funny.
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:07 PM   #7
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Cheaper than a nice car.. hmmmm...
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:08 PM   #8
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the best part is these emails arn't out of the ordinary
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:11 PM   #9
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its madagwz
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:14 PM   #10
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sell him a realdoll
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:18 PM   #11
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The word "virgins" have always been a loose term here. Ask the guy which orifice is he referring to. Mouths don't count.
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:21 PM   #12
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Jim, we keep meaning to get some biz done. Let's chat m8
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Old 08-25-2006, 01:29 PM   #13
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Lol, prety cool e-mail
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Old 08-25-2006, 01:33 PM   #14
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yeah the e mail is great... we are going to tease him along and see how far we can take it with him


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Old 08-25-2006, 01:33 PM   #15
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mail him a unused fleshlight ...........hahahhaha
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Old 08-25-2006, 01:35 PM   #16
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Jim, we keep meaning to get some biz done. Let's chat m8
Hi Allen, yeah i thought that there was some business that was going to happen. Hook up with the person I got you in contact with on ICQ I know she is still interested in promoting your stuff


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Old 08-25-2006, 01:36 PM   #17
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mail him a unused fleshlight ...........hahahhaha
LOL that is a fan-freaking-tastic idea! and it will only cost him $40k


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Old 08-25-2006, 01:40 PM   #18
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LOL that is a fan-freaking-tastic idea! and it will only cost him $40k


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At least get him a Real Doll - you'll still make a $35K profit
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Old 08-25-2006, 02:00 PM   #19
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Nice Spaz! LOL
did the middle east run out of virgins already?
lol, virgins on a porn site!
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Old 08-25-2006, 02:07 PM   #20
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At least get him a Real Doll - you'll still make a $35K profit
shipping would be pricey LOL but the guy would probably die of a heart attack thinking we killed the girl or something LOL


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Old 08-25-2006, 02:10 PM   #21
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Nice Spaz! LOL
did the middle east run out of virgins already?
lol, virgins on a porn site!
nah nah Cyn A LOT of our girls are virgins! its in the names Virgin-Films, Club Virgins you name it these girls have never seen a pee pee before LOL


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I've never seen a pee pee before.
Will you show me?
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Old 08-25-2006, 02:12 PM   #23
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I've never seen a pee pee before.
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LMAO!


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Pakistan, huh? If he's looking for virgins, he should save 40K and blow his ass up.
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Old 08-25-2006, 02:15 PM   #25
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LOL that is a fan-freaking-tastic idea! and it will only cost him $40k


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Let'em know that he has to feed it Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. He will also have wash it on Mondays, Wesdays, and Fridays.


Sundays it has to rest...........hahahahha
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Old 08-25-2006, 02:22 PM   #26
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Let'em know that he has to feed it Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. He will also have wash it on Mondays, Wesdays, and Fridays.


Sundays it has to rest...........hahahahha
If i remember from the interview with Osama's ex ho he cant have a woman around him on tuesdays and thurdays, so he could soak it then!

I want me one of them fleshlights but too cheap to buy one (the wife would kill me!)


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Old 08-25-2006, 07:51 PM   #27
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:55 PM   #28
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so you landed the deal?
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:57 PM   #29
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What the fuck is a virgin? I thought that was something made up by bible thumpers to scare you into believing into a omnipotent alien with a shiny hat, kinda like the jews making up that whole thing about the holocaust to bolster support for their side.
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:57 PM   #30
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