Actual E mail Recieved today
 

This just made me laugh my ass off when i got this e mail today;

I wonder which he prefers a blonde or a brunette? and if he will send the payment via epassporte :1orglaugh


spaz

sorry, here is the full text of the e mail LOL
we are going to play with this guy LOL


spaz

whats your point, everything seems reasonable here....

I think we should offer him a coupon or something


spaz

duude.. you're selling virgins? hook me up bro! :thumbsup

Hahahaha too funny.

Cheaper than a nice car.. hmmmm...

the best part is these emails arn't out of the ordinary

its madagwz

sell him a realdoll :)

The word "virgins" have always been a loose term here. Ask the guy which orifice is he referring to. Mouths don't count. :upsidedow

Jim, we keep meaning to get some biz done. Let's chat m8

Lol, prety cool e-mail

yeah the e mail is great... we are going to tease him along and see how far we can take it with him :)


spaz

mail him a unused fleshlight ...........hahahhaha

Hi Allen, yeah i thought that there was some business that was going to happen. Hook up with the person I got you in contact with on ICQ I know she is still interested in promoting your stuff :)


spaz

LOL that is a fan-freaking-tastic idea! and it will only cost him $40k :1orglaugh


spa

At least get him a Real Doll - you'll still make a $35K profit :winkwink:

Nice Spaz! LOL
did the middle east run out of virgins already?
lol, virgins on a porn site!

shipping would be pricey LOL but the guy would probably die of a heart attack thinking we killed the girl or something LOL


spaz

nah nah Cyn A LOT of our girls are virgins! its in the names Virgin-Films, Club Virgins you name it these girls have never seen a pee pee before LOL


spaz

I've never seen a pee pee before.
Will you show me?

LMAO!


spaz

Pakistan, huh? If he's looking for virgins, he should save 40K and blow his ass up.

Let'em know that he has to feed it Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. He will also have wash it on Mondays, Wesdays, and Fridays.


Sundays it has to rest...........hahahahha

If i remember from the interview with Osama's ex ho he cant have a woman around him on tuesdays and thurdays, so he could soak it then!

I want me one of them fleshlights but too cheap to buy one (the wife would kill me!)


spaz

There are still virgins?

so you landed the deal? :winkwink:

What the fuck is a virgin? I thought that was something made up by bible thumpers to scare you into believing into a omnipotent alien with a shiny hat, kinda like the jews making up that whole thing about the holocaust to bolster support for their side.

lol :1orglaugh
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