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Old 08-25-2006, 06:07 AM   #1
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Porn Provides an IMPORTANT Service! 8 Seconds of clear thought!

One thing Male Webmasters and Male Surfers have in common is that they enjoy their websites. Another thing they Have in common is the 8 SECONDS OF CLEAR THOUGHT they obtain from the sites.

Tutorial on Obtaining 8 Seconds of Clear thought:
  1. Think REALLY hard about a pressing matter, serious question, dilemma ect...(EXAMPLE: Should I ask her to marry me?)
  2. Open your favorite browser and enter the URL to your favorite porn site
  3. Write down the item of importance on a slip of scrap paper and place it next to your keyboard
  4. Find the video or photoset that REALLY does it for you, and load it up.
  5. Take out Penis and do whatever it is you do...(Fleshlight Reccommended...contact Juicy Links)
  6. Blow your load into your sock, or tissue, or cumrag (whatever you use)
  7. ****THE 8 SECONDS OF CLEAR THOUGHT STARTS NOW****
  8. IMMEDIATELY PICK UP THE PIECE OF PAPER AND READ IT ALOUD.
  9. If it is a question answer it aloud and REMEMBER your answer. Writing it down is reccomended.
  10. The Answer you just provided is the most accurate and truthful answer you will ever get to that question. Any Answers you give yourself to that question after the 8 seconds has passed is clouded and deceptive.
  11. If you have multiple issues, set aside a few hours to take care of yourself and really focus.

Hope this helps...
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:32 AM   #2
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Very true.
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:10 AM   #3
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ahahaha, i'm going to try this tonight
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:12 AM   #4
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lol point 11 is great
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:38 AM   #5
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8 seconds doesn't sound right - by then I've farted, rolled over and fallen asleep
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:52 AM   #6
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8 seconds doesn't sound right - by then I've farted, rolled over and fallen asleep
lmfao,
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:58 AM   #7
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8 seconds doesn't sound right - by then I've farted, rolled over and fallen asleep
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:14 AM   #8
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lmoa

Thats the damn truth
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:22 AM   #9
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I'll try this one latr, thanks for the info.
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:59 AM   #10
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Hey, what movie (?) is your sig from?
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:05 AM   #11
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