Porn Provides an IMPORTANT Service! 8 Seconds of clear thought!
 

One thing Male Webmasters and Male Surfers have in common is that they enjoy their websites. Another thing they Have in common is the 8 SECONDS OF CLEAR THOUGHT they obtain from the sites.

Tutorial on Obtaining 8 Seconds of Clear thought:

1. Think REALLY hard about a pressing matter, serious question, dilemma ect...(EXAMPLE: Should I ask her to marry me?)
2. Open your favorite browser and enter the URL to your favorite porn site
3. Write down the item of importance on a slip of scrap paper and place it next to your keyboard
4. Find the video or photoset that REALLY does it for you, and load it up.
5. Take out Penis and do whatever it is you do...(Fleshlight Reccommended...contact Juicy Links)
6. Blow your load into your sock, or tissue, or cumrag (whatever you use)
7. ****THE 8 SECONDS OF CLEAR THOUGHT STARTS NOW****
8. IMMEDIATELY PICK UP THE PIECE OF PAPER AND READ IT ALOUD.
9. If it is a question answer it aloud and REMEMBER your answer. Writing it down is reccomended.
10. The Answer you just provided is the most accurate and truthful answer you will ever get to that question. Any Answers you give yourself to that question after the 8 seconds has passed is clouded and deceptive.
11. If you have multiple issues, set aside a few hours to take care of yourself and really focus.

Hope this helps...

Very true.

ahahaha, i'm going to try this tonight :)

lol point 11 is great

8 seconds doesn't sound right - by then I've farted, rolled over and fallen asleep

lmfao, :helpme

Sexy :thumbsup

lmoa :1orglaugh

Thats the damn truth :winkwink:

I'll try this one latr, thanks for the info.

Hey, what movie (?) is your sig from?

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