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Old 06-18-2002, 10:23 PM   #1
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Looking for a nice woman

I broke up with my g/f 2 months ago, so i am now looking to obtain a new one.

Duties include.....

- Frequent sex
- Making Sanwhich's (hot & cold)
- Attending church for me & praying for my sins
- Washing my boxers
- Finding bi girls online & bringing them home
- Picking up after me (cans, trash etc.)
- Inflating my ego on a hourly basis with words of encouragement.
- Pose for content & attend conventions with me as my "trophy girlfriend".


Payment for services: My tender love & affection

Length of Employment: Until you turn 35/and or your breasts begin to sag.


Inquire within!
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Old 06-18-2002, 10:24 PM   #2
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Old 06-18-2002, 10:27 PM   #3
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Old 06-18-2002, 10:35 PM   #4
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making sandwiches would be difficult though
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Old 06-18-2002, 10:39 PM   #5
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ya notice he didn't say it had to be just a women could be one of those he/shes goto hollywood center you'll find one or you'll find a hoe will do the same for pennys on the dollar
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Old 06-18-2002, 10:43 PM   #6
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ya notice he didn't say it had to be just a women could be one of those he/shes goto hollywood center you'll find one or you'll find a hoe will do the same for pennys on the dollar
i know where to find ho's...im looking for a woman

ho's can't make a good sandwhich, but even if they could, i wouldn't want to eat it.
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