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Looking for a nice woman
I broke up with my g/f 2 months ago, so i am now looking to obtain a new one.
Duties include..... - Frequent sex - Making Sanwhich's (hot & cold) - Attending church for me & praying for my sins - Washing my boxers - Finding bi girls online & bringing them home - Picking up after me (cans, trash etc.) - Inflating my ego on a hourly basis with words of encouragement. - Pose for content & attend conventions with me as my "trophy girlfriend". Payment for services: My tender love & affection Length of Employment: Until you turn 35/and or your breasts begin to sag. Inquire within! |
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ya notice he didn't say it had to be just a women could be one of those he/shes :1orglaugh goto hollywood center you'll find one or you'll find a hoe will do the same for pennys on the dollar
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ho's can't make a good sandwhich, but even if they could, i wouldn't want to eat it. |
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