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pr0 06-18-2002 10:23 PM

Looking for a nice woman
 
I broke up with my g/f 2 months ago, so i am now looking to obtain a new one.

Duties include.....

- Frequent sex
- Making Sanwhich's (hot & cold)
- Attending church for me & praying for my sins
- Washing my boxers
- Finding bi girls online & bringing them home
- Picking up after me (cans, trash etc.)
- Inflating my ego on a hourly basis with words of encouragement.
- Pose for content & attend conventions with me as my "trophy girlfriend".


Payment for services: My tender love & affection

Length of Employment: Until you turn 35/and or your breasts begin to sag.


Inquire within!

SetTheWorldonFire 06-18-2002 10:24 PM

Copy/Paste

pr0 06-18-2002 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
Copy/Paste
:ticking

playa 06-18-2002 10:35 PM

http://www.realdoll.com/

making sandwiches would be difficult though

BadBoyBill4281 06-18-2002 10:39 PM

ya notice he didn't say it had to be just a women could be one of those he/shes :1orglaugh goto hollywood center you'll find one or you'll find a hoe will do the same for pennys on the dollar

pr0 06-18-2002 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by BadBoyBill4281
ya notice he didn't say it had to be just a women could be one of those he/shes :1orglaugh goto hollywood center you'll find one or you'll find a hoe will do the same for pennys on the dollar
i know where to find ho's...im looking for a woman

ho's can't make a good sandwhich, but even if they could, i wouldn't want to eat it.


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